Who are the two in the middle?

[AlienWoodward]

I'll take a punt at Geoff Salmons and Tony Field.
Could be wrong though as I haven't got my glasses on.

 

[Varkanoid]

*use your imagination. It possibly involves poppers, ketamine and fat streams of bronze coloured piss splattering all over his supine, ziplocked body whilst they dance around dressed like pre-teen Anime characters

You had me upto the bit where you said dance then thats a definite no for Jedward.

 

[Hull Blade]

Wallace and Grummet.