which is shittest

[MoussetsStomach]

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

We have been discussing what is the root cause of our general shittage this season.. and we need input/answers.

What is the root cause of the lack of goals (bearing in mind good possesion)?

1. Midfielders not creating chances
2. Strikers not converting chances

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

1. shite midfielders (Norwood, Berge, Fleck et al)
2. shite strikers (McB, Mousset, Burke, Brewster etc.)
Overanalyse it for a while if you like. But then just agree....

 

[knowsnowt]

Nobdy can toer end it reyt gud.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'll go for option C:
A small proportion of forum posters, who can't wait to start sticking the boot in.

 

[I should coco]

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

We have been discussing what is the root cause of our general shittage this season.. and we need input/answers.

What is the root cause of the lack of goals (bearing in mind good possesion)?

1. Midfielders not creating chances
2. Strikers not converting chances

Joined 6 weeks ago and just one post so far, having a go at United.

Hmmmm

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

No idea what that reminded of me and the poster is certainly well hidden.

 

[Swannyblade]

we don't gerritforrard enough...we piss abart we it too much at back...our midfielders are powderpuff...our strikers are fat, criminals or both...the whole squad are on instagram too much...and our keeper is foreign

 

[BladeInIreland]

We have scored a decent amount of goals lately haven't we?

 

[Jon Bon II]

You can't shit shitter than a shit shit shitter!

 

[Bladesman]

Midfield. We lose too many midfield battles.

Maybe this is why Slav brought that Algerian lad in. A shame he is the wrong side of 30 though.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Does anybody still call shit, cack?

HH

 

[benn5712]

Does anybody still call shit, cack?

HH

Origin of cack I think.

James the Be-shitten​

James II of England was one of the most unpopular Kings in British history, which is probably the best explanation for his rather unsavory nickname. He was hated by both the British and Irish, both of whom he served as king. Given that he was such a poor ruler and was so hated, it is no surprise that he reign was relatively short.
In 1689, James went to Ireland because they had not renounced him as King in the way that Britain and Scotland had. He raised an army in Ireland and tried to reclaim his throne. At the Battle of the Boyne on July 1, 1690, he faced an army personally led by William. Once again James fled to France, deserting his Irish followers who were then slaughtered by William’s army. Because of his desertion and betrayal, the Irish gave James the unflattering nickname of James the Be-shitten, or James the Shit or Seamus an Chaca.

 

[Paulus]

We Need a couple more big buggers in the team. We get bullied at the back and we need a focal point up top.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Midfield

 

[Drunk blade]

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

We have been discussing what is the root cause of our general shittage this season.. and we need input/answers.

What is the root cause of the lack of goals (bearing in mind good possesion)?

1. Midfielders not creating chances
2. Strikers not converting chances

We've scored 12 goals in the last 5 league games... That's pretty good

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

We have been discussing what is the root cause of our general shittage this season.. and we need input/answers.

What is the root cause of the lack of goals (bearing in mind good possesion)?

1. Midfielders not creating chances
2. Strikers not converting chances

 

[MoussetsStomach]

Does anybody still call shit, cack?

Na Lad that died in t'80's

 

[MoussetsStomach]

Na Lad that died in t'80's

 

[MoussetsStomach]

You can't shit shitter than a shit shit shitter!

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek Together we can stop this shit

 

[MoussetsStomach]

we don't gerritforrard enough...we piss abart we it too much at back...our midfielders are powderpuff...our strikers are fat, criminals or both...the whole squad are on instagram too much...and our keeper is foreign

A Masterpiece of tactics. well done squire!

 

[MoussetsStomach]

well done me muckers, midfielder's win...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

we don't gerritforrard enough...we piss abart we it too much at back...our midfielders are powderpuff...our strikers are fat, criminals or both...the whole squad are on instagram too much...and our keeper is foreign

Well now you've sorted that little lot out please turn your attention to the Kop pillars, loyalty points and kiosk service.

 

[bongleblade]

here’s a conundrum…

are ndiaye/mgw/osborn strikers or midfielders?

 

[Swannyblade]

Well now you've sorted that little lot out please turn your attention to the Kop pillars, loyalty points and kiosk service.

Easy:

Kop pillars - tek roof off n terrace it

Loyalty points - shud directly correlate to number of Blades tatt’s thas got.

Kiosks - sack bloody students off. Have separate kiosks for oldies and young uns. Oldies sells fart factory pints like Waaards and Stones. Young uns sells dark fruits and baggies.

 

[Davalon]

We need more cloggers.

None of this tippy tappy namby pamby bollocks where we pass it to one of our own players and attempt to move it up the pitch. Fucking waste of time when you can boot it up there much quicker.

Kick it high, kick it long. Robinson also needs to be in the team for his long throws as a priority.

Absolute joke a player signed by Klopp with a proven record as a very good competent Championship defender gets picked ahead of him.

Blackwell would be turning in his grave if he was dead.

Oh for the days of seeing Darius Henderson beaten in the air three times a season by Burnley defenders. Blackie knew what tactics to employ. None of this pissing about passing it on the deck when you can kick it long to Clarke Carlisle.

Makes you weep.

 

[Blade56]

here’s a conundrum…

Here’s another



Damn this dyslexia

 

[Charlieblade]

Can’t wait until Egan becomes our top scorer!

Can’t wait until Slav has all his strikers fit and firing. What a selection headache. Then fans can complain because xxxxx is in the bench and not starting!

Fickle fockers

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Betamax...

 

[Now and again]

Eh up Lads MoussetsStomach 'ere.

We have been discussing what is the root cause of our general shittage this season.. and we need input/answers.

What is the root cause of the lack of goals (bearing in mind good possesion)?

1. Midfielders not creating chances
2. Strikers not converting chances

I would say change your name to MoussetsBelly.