Where's deadbat when I need him most?

[Woodwardfan]

Here I am, away in the sun for6 weeks and sat here waiting for THE REPORT I can rely on.

I have not seen Brayford, Harris or Scoobydo play yet and I need to be knowing. No disrespect to other opinions, even NC!, BBC !

 

[JohnDenver]

Here I am, away in the sun for6 weeks and sat here waiting for THE REPORT I can rely on.

I have not seen Brayford, Harris or Scoobydo play yet and I need to be knowing. No disrespect to other opinions, even NC!, BBC !

Sources close to Deadbat report that he has written his piece but he has withheld its posting to his long standing dislike of what he terms "Holiday Braggarts".

 

[SwissBlade]

Here I am, away in the sun for6 weeks and sat here waiting for THE REPORT I can rely on.

I have not seen Brayford, Harris or Scoobydo play yet and I need to be knowing. No disrespect to other opinions, even NC!, BBC !

I can probably write it for him, allow me to paraphrase slightly...

Flynn shite - 4
Murphy shite - 4
Baxter shite - 4
Porter shite - 2
The rest - 7 because we won

Throw in a completely agenda filled report about certain players he doesn't like being rubbish and you've got your report there.

You're right, it's the report you can rely on... But that's not necessarily a good thing

 

[Deadbat]

The delay to my report being posted is down to going straight our for a meal for a mates birthday down Ecclesall Road after the game so did not get home till gone midnight. Apologies

As for SwissBlade. I believe Flynn and Murphy have some of the highest marks recently and I have admitted real improvements. Also Baxter has usually received decent marks too so not sure on the perception that I have it in for above players. Porter I'll give you. He gets a low mark from me however he plays.

I am not sure how I have an agenda? If I feel someone has played well I say. Ditto if they are poor. I do have general opinions on players as all fans do but if someone has a good game it does not mean I wont call it (eg McGinn yesterday, Collins at Fulham was excellent too even though I do necessarily highly rate them).

By all means critique my opinions but I do not have an agenda against any players and any criticism surely is merited for much of what we have seen this season or have we been playing really well and I have been way too harsh?

A team 4th bottom is not exactly going to draw rave reviews from anyone really. It may upset those who see things entirely through red and white spectacles but I call it as I see it.

 

[Deadbat]

Oh and my Curry was an 8/10 - Prithiraj. The Pickle Tray was outstanding.

My friends believe I have an agenda against curry houses always criticising the likes of Aagrah and having a real favouritism for Seven Spices and Butlers Batli for instance; no matter what the meal is like.

They are right.

 

[sitwell]

There you go again ,I think Prithiraj is a 4 at most . I went last week and the food was good ,but they didn't have any Popadoms or Bhajis ?? It was only 9.30 ,poor show.
Went to Amigos on London Road earlier ,very nice Mexican.

 

[Foxy]

There you go again ,I think Prithiraj is a 4 at most .

When I went, Ashraf Flynn spilled Madras all over me and forgot my Keema Naan

 

[Sheff de party]

When I went, Ashraf Flynn spilled Madras all over me and forgot my Keema Naan

Foxy also told me that the hotel he and Linz stayed in for special night away was awful. Mainly because their Porters were rubbish.

 

[sitwell]

When I went, Ashraf Flynn spilled Madras all over me and forgot my Keema Naan

did you wipe it up with a Doylee ?

 

[1889]

There you go again ,I think Prithiraj is a 4 at most . I went last week and the food was good ,but they didn't have any Popadoms or Bhajis ?? It was only 9.30 ,poor show.
Went to Amigos on London Road earlier ,very nice Mexican.

So despite having had a Mexican earlier, you still wanted Popadoms and Bhajis at the Indian?

You greedy bastard

 

[super_pig]

I can probably write it for him, allow me to paraphrase slightly...

Flynn shite - 4
Murphy shite - 4
Baxter shite - 4
Porter shite - 2
The rest - 7 because we won

Throw in a completely agenda filled report about certain players he doesn't like being rubbish and you've got your report there.

You're right, it's the report you can rely on... But that's not necessarily a good thing

you missed Doyle shite.. 1
you can't say they haven't been accurate though