Where are they???

[Bladesman]

Connor Samson? Hammond?

Sammon was on loan, he went back to Derby.

Hammond retired.

Easy to shift that crap.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sammon was on loan, he went back to Derby.

Hammond retired.

Easy to shift that crap.

I note you bought them though.......

 

[Bladesman]

I note you bought them though.......

The previous regime bought them. I was just tidying up their mess.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Connor Samson?

Was that before he shaved his head??? No wonder he was so shit then...

 

[McGrath]

Told yer not to go back to Akbar's

It was actually a dodgy kebab shop up London Road this time

 

[McGrath]

I will, I've just had lunch

I had plenty going on during last nights England game

 

[McGrath]

I wonder how many players the critics have signed in their roles as football club owner, manager or agent?

Just so we have a benchmark from experts on how long these things take?

To understand that you'll need to get your self on Championship Manager for 12 hours a day and gain a thoroughly unhealthy addiction to self gratification of the hand held kind

 

[Sean Thornton]

To understand that you'll need to get your self on Championship Manager for 12 hours a day and gain a thoroughly unhealthy addiction to self gratification of the hand held kind

Aah. Too late for me. I suppose sitting in your bedroom playing computer games is today's equivalent of trying to get off with a girl.

It certainly was better in the old days.

 

[The Crab]

I always piss forwards.

I pissed backwards once. It was a windy day and most of it went on my trousers.

 

[The Crab]

Who are we after that's at the world cup, Kane, walker back maybe, or could it be Neymar!??

Isn't stopping anyonelse is it.

Neymar on a "rolling" contract?

 

[snootyfenooty]

Aah. Too late for me. I suppose sitting in your bedroom playing computer games is today's equivalent of trying to get off with a girl.

It certainly was better in the old days.

We had pinball instead.

 

[The Crab]

To understand that you'll need to get your self on Championship Manager for 12 hours a day and gain a thoroughly unhealthy addiction to self gratification of the hand held kind

Utterly uncalled for.

I'm on 10 hours tops.

 

[Sean Thornton]

We had pinball instead.

Yeah but after you'd drawn a blank.

And it got you out of the house.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Utterly uncalled for.

I'm on 10 hours tops.

12 hours is the minimum for an internet expert coaching badge.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Yeah but after you'd drawn a blank.

Nah, I'd say it was the preferable alternative to the ones that were left!

 

[The Crab]

12 hours is the minimum for an internet expert coaching badge.

Yes but then it would cut into my Pornhub time *

*Sorry about that, my friend hacked my account. I don't know what a Pornhub is. Is it part of a car?

 

[bromtom]

Yes but then it would cut into my Pornhub time *

*Sorry about that, my friend hacked my account. I don't know what a Pornhub is. Is it part of a car?

Yeah it's next to the xhamster just below the manifold, to the right of the redtube and sump.

 

[The Crab]

Yeah it's next to the xhamster just below the manifold, to the right of the redtube and sump.

So, instead of a Haynes Manual like back in the day, you'd be better with a copy of Razzle?

 

[bromtom]

So, instead of a Haynes Manual like back in the day, you'd be better with a copy of Razzle?

Over 40bhp and Naughty is my recommendation.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Yes but then it would cut into my Pornhub time *

*Sorry about that, my friend hacked my account. I don't know what a Pornhub is. Is it part of a car?

It's where you meet like minded people to play chess I believe.



Then go dogging.....

 

[Sheffsteel]

So we've had one on loan keeper arrive at the club since the end of last season, preseason has started and there's still no sign of any permanent additions, only out goings.
I really hope Wilders got his finger on the button, because without new additions, were going to finish bottom half this year, and I'm not sure Wilder is the type to go backwards, when he's done such an awesome job of pissing us forwards!!

It’s a sign that we’re now fishing in a bigger pond of higher class players.

If we want the best league 1 and best league 2 players we are a massive attraction and can double their wages.
So we get these players in early, like last season.

The better players, especially established Championship players are already on a good wage.
Their agents will advise their players so sit tight and wait for offers.

We’ll have a few irons in the fire but whether we sign them depends on loads of factors.
Also some clubs may be saying they are willing to sell to us but only when they’ve bought their targeted players.

 

[McGrath]

It's where you meet like minded people to play chess I believe.



Then go dogging.....

Dogging... can i take mine into Bramall Lane?

 

[BigBed]

It’s a sign that we’re now fishing in a bigger pond of higher class players.

If we want the best league 1 and best league 2 players we are a massive attraction and can double their wages.
So we get these players in early, like last season.

The better players, especially established Championship players are already on a good wage.
Their agents will advise their players so sit tight and wait for offers.

We’ll have a few irons in the fire but whether we sign them depends on loads of factors.
Also some clubs may be saying they are willing to sell to us but only when they’ve bought their targeted players.

Why does everyone try to explain the blindingly obvious??
I have been following United for 38+ years, I understand how football is played and works, as I used to play myself.
I understand what happens and how.
I was simply airing a question that every blade discusses every day, "Where are the new signings?", "have we signed anyone yet?", "erd owt abart ani t'new players yet kid?", and so on, and so on......

 

[BigBed]

Aah. Too late for me. I suppose sitting in your bedroom playing computer games is today's equivalent of trying to get off with a girl.

It certainly was better in the old days.

I remember the bite of the ear, as the middle finger went searching behind the leisure centre on a Friday night, after a can of lager, some white lightning, and a bottle of 20/20!

Argh, the good old days!!

 

[BigBed]

Dogging... can i take mine into Bramall Lane?

Will it count in the attendance figures??

 

[The Crab]

It's where you meet like minded people to play chess I believe.



Then go dogging.....

Chess and Dog walking eh?

 

[Pinchy]

The usual pre-season Iwantitnow from the usual Tyburn Jiggers.

So wearily familiar.

 

[BigBed]

Is it time to PANIC!! yet?

 

[Sithblade]

Will it count in the attendance figures??

Maltby already ahead of the game
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-43941110

 

[super_pig]

Billy going?

some would love it. mind you some hate their own country. same mindset..