When Saturday Comes - An injustice

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A motto that Foxy lives by "Tails never fails" :D
 
It's a fine film, with most of the ingredients that make for quality viewing.
1. Top actor blokes - Bean and Postlethwaite.
2. Stunning locations - Sheffield, the finest place in the known universe.
3. Blokes drinking beer.
4. Football, specifically the Blades.
5. Mardy twat getting come-uppance - Mel Sterland, the fat pig.
6. Fit bird's norks.
7. One of my brothers is in it. Somewhere on the kop. You need a microscope to see him, but he's there.

All it is missing to make it a proper ten out of ten film is a few car chases, explosions, helicopter stunts and, of course, lots more naked birds. And a big shark. That would have been a top film.
 
Given it a bit of thought, and the final scene would have been fantastic if the hero Jimmy had, after scoring the winning penalty against the Manchester Buccaneers, leapt into the moat surrounding the pitch and killed the giant Hammerhead shark that ate seventeen ball-boys and T.C.'s acting skills.
He would then fly to Swillsboro, hanging from the bottom of a big helicopter (the one from Magnum would have been ideal) and dropped a huge stick of dynamite through the sunroof of the evil dictator Jack Charlton's tank, thus saving the City of Sheffield from a fate worse than Wendy. Cue return to BDTBL, pausing in his celebratory shagging of Emily Lloyd on the centre-spot only to kick Fatty Sterland round the car-park for ten minutes. A little far-fetched, but no more than us playing an F.A. Cup semi-final at home. Stupid American script-writer.

The sequel, "When mid-week European competition Comes - Blades v Man-Eating Giant German Squid" is, unfortunately, still at the pre-production stages.
 
shorehamview said:
Given it a bit of thought, and the final scene would have been fantastic if the hero Jimmy had, after scoring the winning penalty against the Manchester Buccaneers, leapt into the moat surrounding the pitch and killed the giant Hammerhead shark that ate seventeen ball-boys and T.C.'s acting skills.
He would then fly to Swillsboro, hanging from the bottom of a big helicopter (the one from Magnum would have been ideal) and dropped a huge stick of dynamite through the sunroof of the evil dictator Jack Charlton's tank, thus saving the City of Sheffield from a fate worse than Wendy. Cue return to BDTBL, pausing in his celebratory shagging of Emily Lloyd on the centre-spot only to kick Fatty Sterland round the car-park for ten minutes. A little far-fetched, but no more than us playing an F.A. Cup semi-final at home. Stupid American script-writer.

The sequel, "When mid-week European competition Comes - Blades v Man-Eating Giant German Squid" is, unfortunately, still at the pre-production stages.

Did someone forget to take there tablets this morning? :rolleyes:
LMAO!
 
Linz said:
A motto that Foxy lives by "Tails never fails" :D
I also say that all the time now.

I like the film think it is great.
 
Having been drinking for most of the day, I still think When Saturday Comes would have benefitted from at least a big shark and possibly a helicopter gunship chase.:D :D :D
 
shorehamview said:
Having been drinking for most of the day, I still think When Saturday Comes would have benefitted from at least a big shark and possibly a helicopter gunship chase.:D :D :D

Or a barge chase down the canal??

:eek:
 
Like Miami Vice, but with brass band music.
If they need scriptwriters for the sequel, you and I are going to be quids in.
 
shorehamview said:
Like Miami Vice, but with brass band music.
If they need scriptwriters for the sequel, you and I are going to be quids in.

"The evil Cockernees are trying to poison the Hendersons to wipe out Sheffield"

:p
 

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