Dan Walker interviews Chris Wilder on promotion…..
Dan: So Chris, how does it feel to get promoted with the club you have supported all your life, played for and now manage?
CW: It’s a great feeling Dan, I'm so appeh. To take this club up and be competing with some massive clubs next season is a real achievement from this set of players.
Dan: Talking of the players, Chris. They’ve been described as a bunch of journeymen, lower league freebies and has beens, how will you compete against the galacticos that you will be facing next season?
CW: We’ve got a special bond at this club. We will need to add some quality, but we won’t spunk moneh and upset the team spirit we have here.
Dan: You’ll be up against some of the biggest teams in the world, if not the biggest in Sheffield Wednesday with all the money they have spent on their team and virtual certainties to piss the league, is survival the aim?
CW: Errr Dan, we’ve been promoted to the Premier League.
Dan: Eh? But my wife told me you were a pub league team and were shit and skint. How did that happen?
CW: The championship is shit now, Dan. It's all about pashun and momentum.
Dan: Are they your two strikers?
CW: Here Dan, have a Peroni…..