Wet Spam, Piggies or Weeds?

[BaldeRunner]

Now the 'sleeping giant' that is Sheffield United has belched, farted and rolled over to kip for yet another year, just what is there to look forward to?? Basking in our mid-table mediocrity at least we can poke fun at our even more dismal rivals. Clearly, the dream ticket would be all three of the above mentioned being relegated, but if you had to choose which order would it be in? For me the lying, cheating barra boys have to take number one slot. I think we just might fill the Lane for that home fixture to warmly embrace our cockney chums back to the Championship. They are the reason we are here in the first place and I still get riled every time I think of what they got away with. Weeds next because they really haven't learned their lesson yet and until their humiliation leads to some humility from their fans I think they should stay right where they are. Third slot to the piggies - I have a lot of piggy mates and kind of feel sorry for them but i still remember the twisted, snarling & triumphant face of a pig fan after they did the double over us at the Lane last season and I want him to suffer (hey, it's football I don't have to be rational!). So my top three for relegation is........

1. Wet Spam
2. Weeds
3. Piggies

 

[DuncDisorderly]

They are our un-holy trinity. One would be good. Two would be great. All three would be marvellous..!!

 

[Tizertrance]

1. Leeds. Its where I live and work and I hate the attitude their fans have to every other team and the belief they have the god given right to be at the top of English football.

2. Pigs. They're scummy unclean and their constant whining (granted some of ours is just as bad) winds me up something chronic

3. Shammers. I dislike cockneys

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Cruel making us choose and why can't we also want a win at the sty next Sunday?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

The championship would be fairly interesting from a policing point of view next season if both Millwall & Leeds get promoted & West Ham come down....

 

[broomhillblade]

Now the 'sleeping giant' that is Sheffield United has belched, farted and rolled over to kip for yet another year, just what is there to look forward to?? Basking in our mid-table mediocrity at least we can poke fun at our even more dismal rivals. Clearly, the dream ticket would be all three of the above mentioned being relegated, but if you had to choose which order would it be in? For me the lying, cheating barra boys have to take number one slot. I think we just might fill the Lane for that home fixture to warmly embrace our cockney chums back to the Championship. They are the reason we are here in the first place and I still get riled every time I think of what they got away with. Weeds next because they really haven't learned their lesson yet and until their humiliation leads to some humility from their fans I think they should stay right where they are. Third slot to the piggies - I have a lot of piggy mates and kind of feel sorry for them but i still remember the twisted, snarling & triumphant face of a pig fan after they did the double over us at the Lane last season and I want him to suffer (hey, it's football I don't have to be rational!). So my top three for relegation is........

1. Wet Spam
2. Weeds
3. Piggies

I don't think Leeds have much chance of being relegated this season....

 

[JohnDenver]

I'd like Wendy to drop first because it just makes for a quieter life. I also think Strafford needs to bathe in the cold murky waters of Div1.

But with my moralist's head on, I'd much prefer the evil and dirty Leeds to stay down. A play-off penalty defeat would be a laugh.

As for West Ham, I just don't care anymore. They've now been punished to a reasonable extent and I'd like to consign it to the past. Any remaining bitterness should be aimed at the PL now.

 

[Gazza1984]

I would go for:

1) Wednesday down - I cant forget the person who decided to wind me up, after the play off final last year and now its my turn to have a go
2) Weeds- my manager is a leeds fan he has been gloating all season how they are back- gone quiet recently
3) West ham

 

[Ivanhoe]

I will say..
1) SCUM to stay down, in order that they finish above..
2) PIGS to finish well below ^^^^^
3) PURLEY QUEENS to go into oblivion.

 

[BaldeRunner]

I meant with Leeds that they would 'stay' relegated rather than 'be relegated'

 

[Kev Gee]

Enough with the name 'WET SPAM'...Its a SHITE insult!!!
anyway ermmm relegate Weds & West Ham and leeds to fail in Play offs please!

 

[judge]

always done my head in that as well as the term wendys and also people who use the word circa

 

[cahill]

My unholy trinity

1/.. Wednesday to go down EVERY time

2/.. Dingles to fold. You have to live in Dingleland to realise how much they hate Sheffield

3/ Leeds to stay down. Anybody who has had to suffer the last 45 years of Leeds media worship, horrible supporters from all over Yorkshire and beyond, would understand the schadenfreude every time they lose.




Dishonourable mentions for Man Utd and Wham

 

[Charles]

If West Ham do go down then one away game there fans are looking forward too is Sheffield United.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

I don't want to seem greedy but I'd settle for all 3 of the scumbags relegated.

 

[H. Metal Blade]

1) Leeds to stay down....but let them get to the playoff final again...for funsies!

2) Wednesday - i've said since this seasons fixture list was announced that we'd be the hand that relegated them at their place...and songs will be sung for decades to come...

3) West ham...couldn't honestly give a toss about them. I think it's petty to give a shit about them. If they went down (or prefereably under!) then sure, i'd laugh....laugh my ass off actually and...well, come to think of it....fuck pettiness - it'd be brilliant! Drinks on me when this happens!...Cockney wankers!

 

[grafikhaus]

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3) West ham...couldn't honestly give a toss about them. I think it's petty to give a shit about them. If they went down (or prefereably under!) then sure, i'd laugh....laugh my ass off actually and...well, come to think of it....fuck pettiness - it'd be brilliant! Drinks on me when this happens!...Cockney wankers!

Ah, but you've obviously not seen the latest scam dreamt up by Brooking, Richards and Scudamore!

The 'parachute payments' are now £16m a year for two years. In June (by which time Brooking and the rest of the West Ham fan club will know if the Scammers are down) they're voting to extend it to FOUR years.

So if it's Pompey, Hull and Burnley to go down, betcha they vote against it!

 

[TAMUS]

No Brainer Smelly south Barnsley PIGS. 1st choice.