We're stronger together!

[SwissBlade]

They lull you in with a false sense of security don't they?

First of all they pop around during the "dating period" and dress up like a Victoria's Secret model whilst rustling you up a nice steak and ale pie to eat.

Then they're giving you gentle massages and bring you a couple of cans of McEwans export lager whilst you slob on the sofa watching that VHS video of Goals On Sunday from 1989.

Before you know it you've made the fatal mistake of proposing, then all the tables turn quickly.

The steak and ale pies are gone, only to be replaced by mouldy bread and cheap cheese.

The Victoria's Secret lingerie look is replaced by something that looks like a bag of sausages strung up in a butchers shop window.

Of course us men never let ourselves go, and we always look honed and delectable for our good lady friends

Dating: you’re perfect as you are
Relationship: you’re going to have to change

 

[SwissBlade]

They lull you in with a false sense of security don't they?

First of all they pop around during the "dating period" and dress up like a Victoria's Secret model whilst rustling you up a nice steak and ale pie to eat.

Then they're giving you gentle massages and bring you a couple of cans of McEwans export lager whilst you slob on the sofa watching that VHS video of Goals On Sunday from 1989.

Before you know it you've made the fatal mistake of proposing, then all the tables turn quickly.

The steak and ale pies are gone, only to be replaced by mouldy bread and cheap cheese.

The Victoria's Secret lingerie look is replaced by something that looks like a bag of sausages strung up in a butchers shop window.

Of course us men never let ourselves go, and we always look honed and delectable for our good lady friends

Change em like cars, mate. Every few years trade them in for something newer, faster and better…

That said, think I’ll keep this one as it’s a good runner

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Change em like cars, mate. Every few years trade them in for something newer, faster and better…

That said, think I’ll keep this one as it’s a good runner

I did live like that until I hit 40, then realised I was getting older but my lady friends were staying the same age.

I didn't want to continue living the life of an aging lothario. I've done all the dressing girls up like Juliet Bravo and jumping off the chandeliers, and now I just want somebody to cook my tea once in a while! .

 

[VictoryBlade]

Hi all, ı'am Reha. I'm 19 years old.

I'am joined a new. I live in Turkey, but support Sheffield United.
Why?
- Because I sympathize. Also Sheffield old club, there is a history... I don't know but ı have feelings of Sheffield United.

We got to call me. So thanks all!
Greetings from Turkey,

And finally: ''We're stronger together!''

My twitter: [at]Kazarre13

Welcome young man! UTB

 

[reedy63]

Welcome Just remember they are two teams in Sheffield .Sheff Utd and Sheff Utd Reserves.