Ollessendro
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The we :heart: hoof brigade have issued a warrant for the immediate arrest of Danny Wilson for crimes against hoof. The hoof lovers were dismayed to see that never say die attitude and fighting spirits can be attributed with proper football. The we :heart: hoof brigade are distraught that Danny Wilson’s Sheffield United ferociously came back from a 2-0 deficit, playing attacking and attractive football.
A spokesman from the we :heart: hoof brigade was stated how upset he and his fellow lager lovers were to see that Wilson had a plan B. The mixture of substitutes, patience and real football has made their ‘eyes bleed’. “At 2-0 down we just expected to see United knock the ball long, aimlessly, time and time again. Imagine our shock when some inspired substitutes got the ball down on the deck and tore apart Walsall.
Lager consumption has gone through the roof in Sheffield as the we :heart: hoofers have been drowning there sorrows after some impressive Sheffield United displays. The combination of Simmonsen rolling the ball to feet, defenders looking comfortable on the ball, full backs attacking, Cresswell leading the line like a ‘trojan’ and a midfield that can pass and create is too much for these Blackwell and Dinosaur Dave worshippers.
Shouts from the stand of ‘up and attem’, ‘geerr it forrrard’, ‘stop mucking abart back theer’ n ‘geerr it up to Henderson …. A mean Cresswell’ were in vein and fell on deaf ears as a midfield with Williamson and Quinn over ran Walsall. The hoof loving, lager drinks were also dismayed to see their player of the year Michael Doyle committing crimes against hoof with slick passes and good movement.
The we :heart: hoof brigade were roaming the streets after the game (drinking lager) with bats and chains searching for Mr Wilson. Fortunately, after watching such a promising performance the Real Ale and Proper Football alliance predicted what might happen and interceded. Senior RAPFA figures whisked Danny Wilson away to an undisclosed location for a couple of deserved pints of real ale. There were unconfirmed rumours of an albino gorilla and the Sheffield United manager drinking in the Pale Rider in the Fat Cat. A passer by stated that he was shocked to see a small, intelligent looking man giving advice to a huge white gorilla about his shed, over a couple of pints of the divine ambrosia.
A spokesman from the we :heart: hoof brigade was stated how upset he and his fellow lager lovers were to see that Wilson had a plan B. The mixture of substitutes, patience and real football has made their ‘eyes bleed’. “At 2-0 down we just expected to see United knock the ball long, aimlessly, time and time again. Imagine our shock when some inspired substitutes got the ball down on the deck and tore apart Walsall.
Lager consumption has gone through the roof in Sheffield as the we :heart: hoofers have been drowning there sorrows after some impressive Sheffield United displays. The combination of Simmonsen rolling the ball to feet, defenders looking comfortable on the ball, full backs attacking, Cresswell leading the line like a ‘trojan’ and a midfield that can pass and create is too much for these Blackwell and Dinosaur Dave worshippers.
Shouts from the stand of ‘up and attem’, ‘geerr it forrrard’, ‘stop mucking abart back theer’ n ‘geerr it up to Henderson …. A mean Cresswell’ were in vein and fell on deaf ears as a midfield with Williamson and Quinn over ran Walsall. The hoof loving, lager drinks were also dismayed to see their player of the year Michael Doyle committing crimes against hoof with slick passes and good movement.
The we :heart: hoof brigade were roaming the streets after the game (drinking lager) with bats and chains searching for Mr Wilson. Fortunately, after watching such a promising performance the Real Ale and Proper Football alliance predicted what might happen and interceded. Senior RAPFA figures whisked Danny Wilson away to an undisclosed location for a couple of deserved pints of real ale. There were unconfirmed rumours of an albino gorilla and the Sheffield United manager drinking in the Pale Rider in the Fat Cat. A passer by stated that he was shocked to see a small, intelligent looking man giving advice to a huge white gorilla about his shed, over a couple of pints of the divine ambrosia.
the forum was not the same without you (this could not be said for Houso when he was sulking and I even missed SV when he threw his toys out of the pram over a sunshine band thread). How long before you start to losing and an argument/debate with me (again) and then throw in your old kop out signature?
) the way that you follow us round, reading and posting on our threads, like a fart under a blanket raises suspicions you may be an closet inteligensa fan.
