Warnock the Blade

[ThatJa]

 

[sitwell]

Elvis is dead.

 

[Stretch]

 

[Pedro Verde]

Elvis is dead.

Hes not I saw him serving behind the bar in The Cricks

 

[BushBlade]

There's a rumour going round that we might be signing Ched Evans again.

 

[sitwell]

Hes not I saw him serving behind the bar in The Cricks

Sisso ? Nowt like him

 

[Bladesman]

The search feature is lost on some people.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Sisso ? Nowt like him

Mal told me Elvis was working for mimimum wage

 

[Davalon]

Mal told me Elvis was working for mimimum wage

Bet he told you he's a natural blonde too

 

[sitwell]

Ive got a suspicious mind about that

 

[BushBlade]

The search feature is lost on some people.

Maybe we need a search feature to find it.

 

[Bladesway]

Yesterday called and left a message. Wants his thread back or summat.

 

[Dkc]

Why have one Warnock thread when you can have three?

 

[Bladesman]

Why have one Warnock thread when you can have three?

You buy one and get 10 free.

 

[Jon Bon II]

There's a rumour going round that we might be signing Ched Evans again.

Where you eard dat pal?

 

[Rodley]

Kennedy dead? When?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Kennedy dead? When?

He was going to sue McCabe so Kev took action. How times change.......

 

[The Crab]

There's a rumour going round that we might be signing Ched Evans again.

Where U erd this pal?

 

[The Crab]

He was going to sue McCabe so Kev took action. How times change.......

Was it Connor Sammon on the Grassy Knoll?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Was it Connor Sammon on the Grassy Knoll?

He'd have missed.....

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Where you eard dat pal?

No thread is complete without a WUEDP

 

[Sean Thornton]

No thread is complete without a WUEDP

Grammatically incorrect though.

It's "wer u erd dis pal" he's even put a question mark at the end FFS.

Kids today.....

 

[Hague Blade]

Right. I can't stand it any longer. Apologies for the sense of humour failure.

I've seen complaints that posts mentioning ring tones, zone men and broken fax machines aren't funny any more. But this constant recitation of "wer u erd dis pal" trumps the bloody lot of them. It was barely funny the first time and it hasn't got any funnier on its thousandth repetition. I like to think I've got a GSOH but this one just passes me by. How on earth is mocking some illiterate poster from months ago still amusing people?

And while I'm at it, it's magnet. Obviously.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I like to think I've got a GSOH

Wer u erd dis pal

 

[Hague Blade]

Fair play Sean Thornton I asked for that.