Wanker of the Day

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From what I saw, it was just kids. Definitely not old enough to make use of masterbation.
 
Anyone else that bloke on the kop before KO with the most reflective coat ever....nearly blinded half of John Street!
 
If children used the torch on their phones less and sang more approved songs instead.. Then we could cut out some of the Negative Nellie threads on this day we convincingly won.
 
By the time I've fiddled around enough in the dark on my mobile phone brick to find the torch my battery has run out, these people are genii.
 
I’d give the award of “Wanker of the Day” to Sunderland’s left-back for that stupid dive in the 2nd half. A booking all day long - but once again overlooked.
Alright - the torch thing’s naff but they’re not doing any harm.
 
The person who started off the mobile phone torch bollox.

It was bad enough that I'd nearly died of cringe at half time with the double play of the 'bouncing day' song. Without it turning into a Taylor Swift gig.

If you are reading Gaz, fair play for supporting it, but introducing it as some form of lyrical genius does nothing to help it... I'm sure he's written far far better than have never had a play!
 



There are no wankers of the day today, however wankers of the week are the smack head scumbags that burgled my house a few days ago and left my young kids terrified, vile cunts that need wiping out. (sorry if that's gone off topic)
 
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It was bad enough that I'd nearly died of cringe at half time with the double play of the 'bouncing day' song.

If you are reading Gaz, fair play for supporting it, but introducing it as some form of lyrical genius does nothing to help it... I'm sure he's written far far better than have never had a play!
That was the first time I had heard it. I thought people who had mentioned it before were perhaps being unkind, but no, it was ten times worse than that. Utter drivel and embarrassing to be Blades associated.
 
Doesn't take much to upset people these days does it?
 
That was the first time I had heard it. I thought people who had mentioned it before were perhaps being unkind, but no, it was ten times worse than that. Utter drivel and embarrassing to be Blades associated.

I went for a piss when it was on so missed it. On a lyrical genius scale, how does it compare to the fantastic “I don’t like Monday but I can’t stand Wednesday” song that they played for years in the late 90’s?!
 
I went for a piss when it was on so missed it. On a lyrical genius scale, how does it compare to the fantastic “I don’t like Monday but I can’t stand Wednesday” song that they played for years in the late 90’s?!
Far, far worse. Just ask Pommpey ;)
 
It was bad enough that I'd nearly died of cringe at half time with the double play of the 'bouncing day' song. Without it turning into a Taylor Swift gig.

If you are reading Gaz, fair play for supporting it, but introducing it as some form of lyrical genius does nothing to help it... I'm sure he's written far far better than have never had a play!


Cringe cringe, it’s awful, nowt wrong we crowd spontaneously giving it the “ bouncing day Massacre” chant but.....
 
Toss up between that useless moaning wanker O'Shea and that dirty wanker Gibson.

O'Shea obviously forgets he doesn't play for Fergie's Man U anymore where a ref must listen to your every beck and call. After whining about being penalised for using Donaldson as a climbing frame he moaned relentlessly about getting booked for cynically taking out Donaldson after he sold him a kipper with the dummy and turn. He then races 50 yards to remonstrate with the ref for not booking Baldock (which is meant to.be a bookable offence now). He then continued to foul and moan about every fucking decision against him.

Gibson was a dirty cunt. Had a 5 minute spell second half where we were taking the piss and he tried to go through and injure Duffy twice and then did Baldock with a challenge similar to Flecks only with intent to injure. Bald headed wanker wins it for me.
 
It was bad enough that I'd nearly died of cringe at half time with the double play of the 'bouncing day' song. Without it turning into a Taylor Swift gig.

If you are reading Gaz, fair play for supporting it, but introducing it as some form of lyrical genius does nothing to help it... I'm sure he's written far far better than have never had a play!

It’s better than our dullard fans’ version which continues to refer to a defeat nearly forty years ago when we now have the antidote. Are they really too thick to make a simple and obvious change to one word?

Don’t answer. It’s rhetorical...
 



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