Jon Bon II
Here's Jonny!
"These lot are the woorst team ever to grace the Premier League in the entire histoory of footbal. Arve seen wee bairns play betta footbal on the school yard. Them and their manager are a disgra-ess to top flight footbal and I for one am glad they've gan doon. An I'll tell yer sumthin else a'nall, shall I? Am eating a sandwich while I'm typing this."