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Was expecting it too be much saltier tbf. Genuine highlight for me was George hirst getting subbed. "Your a cunt and so's your dad. Have to praise wilder on this one after the midweek shambles. Everyone put a decent shift in. UTFB. Enjoy the rest of your weekend folks.
 
Some fair comments, but a good scattering of entitled, deluded Premier league one hit wonders…See you all next season shit kickers.
 
They were a bunch of fannies.

Trying the dark arts at any opportunity. The nudge on O’Hare for his goal was subtle, but it was after he’d taken his shot so was pointless, sly and just fucking dangerous. Keeper coming out studs up, could’ve been a much worse injury for O’Hare. Was a glancing blow and he was lucky.

Peck did his bit to wind them up on half time and they just couldn’t deal with us.

It was a good game and they had chances but they were so sketchy at the back that they pretty much imploded. I don’t think after we went a goal up we ever looked vulnerable enough to throw it away

The gamesmanship made them look cunts. Number 19 seemed to get called out by the ref for faking injury but the ref didn’t then book him.

Wilder mentioned respecting their manager but someone put them up to the shit housing and tactics. Their players were at it all game, worse than many sides but seemed to flash the cards at our players and the big decisions went against them.

Thankfully we were professional enough to be a northern team and close the game out.

The win feels better when it’s against a side like this.
 



What is so damn annoying, if we would have had Bamford and Jairo( I know he did not play today) from the off, we would have got 9 points out of the first 18, instead of zero. There is no escaping the fact, COH are culpable, the less said about Bord, the better.
 
Thanks Roy.
I don't think they watched the same game. Ipswich were cynical, dirty and entitled. It was a great game and performance from all our players, with Callum O'Hare and Michael Cooper the standouts. I thought the crowd and atmosphere were tons better, and just really enjoyed the game!!
Totally agree buddy
 
"Got away with some filth"

Like that twat furlong who fortunately survived someone brushing against him, it was touch and go whether he was going to make it after such a vicious assault. My head is still spinning from watching him perform 63 rolls from one side of the pitch to the other.
What an embarrassing pathetic excuse of a man. He should be ridiculed from pillar to post for that shit.
 
“Shit performance, shit result, queues wherever we went and to top it off my food didn’t arrive in Burger King before the train arrived . Never going Sheffield again"

When he got home, his mum said, 'How did it go love?'

He didn't reply. He just went 'Grrr!' kicked his shoes off and ran upstairs, sobbing. He entered his bedroom, bedecked with posters of Ipswich Town players and team and threw of his dark blue rain jacket, bobble hat and 'TRACTOR BOYS' scarf. The bedroom smelled of socks, farts and semen.

He threw himself on his single bed in frustration, face down in the winceyette eiderdown, screaming into the pillow. 'No, no, NO!' he yelled.

After two frantic minutes of wriggling, grunting and screaming, he lay still. He then let the bursting contents of his bladder flow through his old feller into his underwear, his jeans, the eiderdown, the sheets, the mattress. He felt satisfied. This was Ipswich Town's fault and this was the payback.

'What time do you want your tea, love?' said his mum, knocking and opening the door. She know what was happening next.

'Muuuuum!' he yelled, turning over. His crotch and the blue eiderdown was stained a darker hue. 'Muuuuuuuum!'

'Oh, love,' said his mum. 'Did they lose?'

'Yeeeeees!' he said. Tears broke down his cheeks.

'Okay, lovey ...' said his mum. 'Come here ...' She embraced her son, carefully and gently removed his clothes. wiped his unmentionables with a damp tissue and applied Zinc and Castor Oil around the areas prone to chapping. She then got out a clean shift and re-dessed him. Downstairs was a nice tea already prepared consisting of mince and onions. He liked that and she hoped it may lift his mood and maybe tonight would be a 'dry night'. This season it largely had been.

Later on he lay with his head on her lap watching Match of the Day, with a full erection as she stroked his hair.
 
“Sheff United could have 8 men and we still get beat comfortably.. our away record needs sorting ASAP”

Should've played us last week, we wasn't far off!

I liked this one

“12 Men for Sheffield Utd this first minute , 11 players and George Hirsts first touch”
 



Cheers Panchero!
 
“Sheffield United playing like a Warnock team of old, doing what needs to be done to see the game out. Us however, look like we can’t be arsed. Little side foots, little touches that go nowhere and NO aggression in there”

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
 



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