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BerksBlade said:
Pigtown? From a Hull City fan? Wit worthy of Oscar Wilde. Well maybe half...
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mattbianco1 said:
Let's teach them a lesson and show them a proper game... and atmosphere in October. Dirty fish smelling, brown sea swimming, plastic football team supporting twats.

Thing is, I actually don't care we've lost, I don't like those comments though.
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Reminds me of when we played Dull last season. Someone on here asked 'What's Hull like?' Somebody replied

'Think of the old Hole in the Road. A shithole with a fishtank.' :D
 
8lade said:
Pigtown? Fucking hell that told us all.
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This is from someone in Hull. If Sheffield is 'pigtown', what the fuck is that fucking sphincter of a village? It's only famous for a bridge. The most popular past-time there (apart from mating with relatives) is chucking an odd shaped ball at each other. I'll not fill you in on the details, but the last time one of my ships pulled in there it was like shooting rats in a barrel. You used to 'gurrat t'Tower, fer-an-owoh' because that's how long it would take you to get in, get six pints down and find some grim gronk from Brangsholme to get a taxi back to her squalid middin for a swift bout of wobbly counterpane hurdling. One hour. One of our lads didn't even get down his first ale before we was being whisked back to paradise and smothered by Giant Haystacks. Beard an' all.

Hull.

pommpey
 
“Wilder said they were the best team. Whatever I’m sure you said that last season in the league”
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Right after Clarke had bagged 4 goals and we'd smashed em 4-1... Yeah, i guess he did. ;)
 
blademark said:
To be fair he did make some (unwise) comments also, such as 'I'd rather have signed for the Blades anyway' etc. Nothing terrible, but slightly disrespectful.
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Good to hear a bit of honesty from a player.

Surely its just stating the bleeding obvious.

Hull have have their day, sure 'the deep' is a decent aquarium and yes they were the capital of culture in the recent past and yes if you want to get a ferry to Europe its a convenient drive over. However, their football team play in a shit colour, the Beautiful South used to be decent, but there's nothing else happening there. And the Humber Bridge is wank. That one in France is way better.

At least Sheffield has Meadowhall and won't be flooded by a Tsunami. I'd choose the Blades over Hull every day.
 
What a complete set of inbreeding cunts they really are!!!.
Saying that they dodged a bullet on not signing Norwood just because he missed a pen in a plastic cup comp.
just don’t get the comment about people with misshapen heads in Sheffield!!. They need to look a little closer to home or were they talking about our neighbors in S6.
Fuck em. Onwards and upwards. UTB
 
pommpey said:
I'll not fill you in on the details, but the last time one of my ships pulled in there it was like shooting rats in a barrel. You used to 'gurrat t'Tower, fer-an-owoh' because that's how long it would take you to get in, get six pints down and find some grim gronk from Brangsholme to get a taxi back to her squalid middin for a swift bout of wobbly counterpane hurdling. One hour. One of our lads didn't even get down his first ale before we was being whisked back to paradise and smothered by Giant Haystacks. Beard an' all.
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Nope....

Haven't got a clue what the 'Tower' might be or why you'd want to bed a large fat wrestler, but have a like anyway for the "bout of wobbly counterpane hurdling".
 
They can have this one. No slight on their city or owt like that, I just don't care about this cup in the grand scheme of things. I also don't care about them. They aren't a local rival or owt silly like that.

That probably says more about our priorities or the state of modern football that the cups have all but lost their importance.
 



wow did i miss something as that odd reaction from hull fans. as there no prize money & no glamour ties in 2nd rd everton is as glamourous as it gets. they got extra game now & I'm glad we get a rest between Bolton & aston villa. unless you under the radar make to the 4th round then i dont really care if we lose

but if this was the FA cup then different story
 
“Wilder said they were the best team. Whatever I’m sure you said that last season in the league” - He definitely didn't say this in the away game so he must be referring to the home game, which we won 4-1 so yes he was quite right with his judgment that day too
 
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Case closed.
 
I should coco said:
Nope....

Haven't got a clue what the 'Tower' might be or why you'd want to bed a large fat wrestler, but have a like anyway for the "bout of wobbly counterpane hurdling".
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The 'Tower' was a nightclub, frequented by the lower end of the market. If you didn't get a shag in there, you were clearly a vagina-decliner.

Many of the women who frequented The Tower were of similar stature to Giant Haystacks, large, bearded, brooding, menacing and sweaty. They also performed later on that evening in a similar manner, namely you were catapulted across the bedroom, forearm smashed, turned upside down, body-slammed and then laid across for a short spell whilst a count of three (minutes) was made. Afterwards why would haul themselves up and parade around the bedroom saying 'Eeeesah, eeeasah!' whilst you lay supine and wanting painkillers, a towel and some water. The only thing missing was an old lady smashing you with a bag (unless her mum was in the same room)

pommpey
 
I once met a young lady from just outside Hull in a hotel down Coventry way, she looked like Cinderella just before midnight. Next morning over the breakfast table she was looking more like one of the ugly sisters, not sure if it was the two runny fried eggs on my plate that was making me feel a bit queasy or the large amounts of ale supped. Safe to say I didn't take her up on the offer of a weekend in Hull. I bet she had muck between her toes ?
 



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