Roy's View From... View From Bolton

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I wonder if Bolton have a “View of the View From” on their fans website. If so I’m sure they’ll find this thread enlightening!
 
Harry's Game said:
I remember someone once shitting in a sink when I was at School.

We had a special assembly about it. Angriest I ever saw our normally mild mannered Head Master.
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King Ecgbert school, early 90s. A mate and I for a lunchtime cross country run, came back to have a shower only to find someone had shat in a massive long streak up the shower wall. Clearly a protest poo.

Mr Johnson the PE teacher seemed to know who did it but wouldn’t say. The caretaker was fecking fuming. I went for burger and declined the opportunity to have post cleanup shower.

One for the cold case unit.
 
You know the club can't prove whose poo it was, they don't have the facilities at Bramall Lane. You can't print...there's no way to print a spectra-photograph.You can't really dust for poo. The authorities said "best leave it... unsolved".:)
 
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Do they think one of us pre loaded the sink with a turd?

Metaphor indeed, of a shit club going down the plug hole.
 
One of my favourite times of recent seasons is listening to a down-beat Parkinson moaning about the game post-match. Unbelievably he’s denied me any joy from that by sending out the other half of the Parkinson/Parkin team to do yesterday’s. Most frustrating – Parkin seems very reasonable, described the goals as bad ones for them to concede, and didn’t moan about anything. It may have been that his mood was calmed by the radiant glow of the Desso lamps. Is it Parkin that’s Wilder’s mate in the Bolton staff?

We may have heard our last Parkinson interview. https://www.bwfc.co.uk/news/2019/fe...tant-managers-reaction-post-sheffield-united/
 
what i dont get about them complaints about budgets. its their own fault overspending in the premier league & now they are 200m in debt & relied on pfa to pay their players
 

sheff_blade90 said:
what i dont get about them complaints about budgets. its their own fault overspending in the premier league & now they are 200m in debt & relied on pfa to pay their players
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Agree, doesn’t really make sense, it’s like travelling the world using your Visa card then expecting sympathy when you need to pay the bill.

Bolton gambled and over spent paying out massive salaries which they couldn’t afford.
Bet none of their fans were complaining that they were getting into massive debts and risking financial trouble.
The Authorities have come in to protect them from themselves, getting into more debt.
The fans aren’t happy and want their club to keep spending on players they can’t afford.

Wednesday fans are similiar, they have a free spending care free owner and they think he’s fantastic.
The problem is, like with Bolton they are getting more and more into serious debt.
The FFP rules were designed to protect all EFL clubs from building up massive debts.
And guess what?........most of their fans would prefer to scrap FFP so they can gamble big...either promotion or millions in debt.
So if they went into admin or were declared bankrupt in a few years...then they don’t deserve sympathy as it’d been brought on by themselves.

Another example is Coventry City who are being run like a proper business.
The owners have explained they won’t invest, however what ever income they receive will go towards the club.
The fans aren’t happy with the lack of investment so gates have reduced.
The board aren’t bothered and explained that a reduced income means a proportionate reduced player budget.
Their fans want them to build up debts and spend money they currently don’t have,
 
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Boltons sugar daddy wiped about 150 m of debt off as well.as a few more million on his deathbed
 
Hillsboro Blade said:
Old Lord Boothby would lay under the glass coffee table whilst a young man would lay some copper cable above. Whatever flicks your switch I suppose.
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I read an Ozzy Osbourne biography a while back and when he was skint he used to go to a club where you could get £20 a go for laying in a bathtub with a sheet of plate glass on top while someone shat on said glass.

As for Bolton, what's Heckingbottom doing? Get him, keep him if they go down.
 
JohnDenver said:
King Ecgbert school, early 90s. A mate and I for a lunchtime cross country run, came back to have a shower only to find someone had shat in a massive long streak up the shower wall. Clearly a protest poo.

Mr Johnson the PE teacher seemed to know who did it but wouldn’t say. The caretaker was fecking fuming. I went for burger and declined the opportunity to have post cleanup shower.

One for the cold case unit.
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The toilets in the old Mercia building were disgusting.

Backed up with toilet paper and shit, covered in graffiti and I believe some of the doors were hanging off the hinges. Also fucking freezing in winter, or any month that wasn't July for that matter.
 
since1889 said:
The toilets in the old Mercia building were disgusting.

Backed up with toilet paper and shit, covered in graffiti and I believe some of the doors were hanging off the hinges. Also fucking freezing in winter, or any month that wasn't July for that matter.
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The crime took place in Wessex. The lads’ changing room there was an absolute dungeon.

As for Mercia - the highlight of those changing rooms was that they adjoined the girls’ and there was a tiny crack next to the heating unit you could supposedly see through. The excitement wasn’t justified by the tiny sliver of light from the promised land, but hormones were stirred. :)
 
TCsLoveChild said:
if anyone is interested in the job I can tell them the pay is poor, but the tips are enormous :oops: UTB
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I've been watching Cleaning Up with Sheridan Smith and it seems easy getting a job as a cleaner down at the Lane, hack on to one of the computers and add three noughts to Chris Wilder's transfer budget.
 
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Fuck me! Are all the birds in Bolton as ugly as this minger?

'We began the first half much more well than I expected.' Obviously a graduate from 'University' of Bolton.:rolleyes:
 

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