Roy's View From... View From Bolton

[prince albert]

Roygbiv Ta

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Now we are being , what i would class as revolting

Sorry.

 

[Brian Deane]

Perhaps they where never toilet trained or theystill dig a hole and bury it .

That's a different place all together

 

[Blade for Sale]

Brilliantly after reading the comments about shitting in a sink one of the ads at the bottom of Roy's page was for log cabin deals. Those algorithms are very sophisticated these days!

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

With a bit of luck, that will have been the last time we play these abolsolue fucking no marks for a very long time.

Arsehole club followed by arsehole fans.

 

[Harry's Game]

I remember someone once shitting in a sink when I was at School.

We had a special assembly about it. Angriest I ever saw our normally mild mannered Head Master.

 

[Rodley]

Didn’t a footballer shit off a balcony at the Races?

 

[Tezza1889]

So the highlight of the day was somebody dropping a “Bolton” in the sink....

Hope the trapdoor hits them on the head as they go down.. classless, and clueless, wank team..

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Didn’t a footballer shit off a balcony at the Races?

Must have been Carruthers.

 

[bromtom]

Almost feel sorry for them, in the first half they were actually alright, at times their passing was better than ours but they're so toothless it's untrue, if they'd brought me on from the stands I'd have been more of a thread than Donaldo, and I was pretty much encased in ice by 20 minutes in.

One good move in the second half and Don got a header but it was soft as that shit in one of BLLTs sinks.

Seems like Parkinson is to blame to me though, I know they've got no money but they do seem to have a half decent defence and midfield, and some tactical changes might ease their suffering.

Cheers Roy

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

“On the upside, Sheffield need to clean one of their sinks out. “

“It’s unfortunate for the cleaners at Bramhall Lane, minimum wage or not, I would refuse to clean the sinks! On to football matters, what was in the sink represented what was on the pitch and on the sidelines. “

“I mean enough about the game, team, club like but who fucking shits in a sink? The smallest of small time clubs. “

Is he referring to himself or us as small time?

 

[SUFC Guy]

Thanks Roy and a very good vlog from the young un. Feel sorry for the genuine fans that aren't knob heads. We know what its like to be at the opposite end of the spectrum.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Perhaps they where never toilet trained or theystill dig a hole and bury it .

Could be ....

 

[HillmortonBlade]

The reason Bolton are likely to be relegated this season is because they are rubbish. Even their persistent fouling and time wasting lacks guile and artistic merit.

Regulation win for us, didn't have to play particularly well. Relegation defeat for Bolton, incapable of playing well.

 

[Inter_blade83]

I remember someone once shitting in a sink when I was at School.

We had a special assembly about it. Angriest I ever saw our normally mild mannered Head Master.

We've recently had one kid miss the toilet and shit on the floor, and more weirdly, a kid that prefers pissing in the bin instead. He goes to the toilet, pisses in the bin and the floor and then casually just fucks off to lesson.

Tramp

 

[originaltrueblade]

Bolton are well and truly in the S H I T !!!!!!!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

I dont under stand the problem with shit , if it was a dog or your child , most of us would not bat a eye lid at cleaning it up .

Glass coffee table at home?

 

[DifferentClass]

Shitting in a wash hand basin? Jesus wept; the filthy deviant animals. Everyone knows that you only shit in toilets or on glass coffee tables.

While a male prostitute wanks off under it.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I remember someone once shitting in a sink when I was at School.

We had a special assembly about it. Angriest I ever saw our normally mild mannered Head Master.

Wasn't Westfield was it?
I remember having an assembly because someone shat in the bin.

 

[Liverpool blade]

Cheers Roy. UTB

 

[Harry's Game]

Wasn't Westfield was it?
I remember having an assembly because someone shat in the bin.

All Saints..

I was a left footer

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

Charming. I’ve never been that desperate that I’d lay out a Bungle’s Finger in the sink. Had a few skid marks in my time when touching cloth. Fucking scrubbers.

 

[Captain]

https://roysviewfrom.com/2019/02/03/view-from-bolton-7/

Thanks Roy, sobered up yet?

 

[diode_blade]

Thanks Roy
I can have mi breakfast now......mind you the bacons been on that long it's like a pair of Chernobyl underpants.....
Ta muchly...xx

 

[Roygbiv]

Thanks Roy, sobered up yet?

I certainly feel like I have. A breakfast of paracetamol hasn't helped either

 

[Dkc]

I remember someone taking a dump in Heeley baths during an Abbeydale Grange swimming lesson. They float. Some of the lasses were screaming like it was a great white shark. In the end someone just fished it out with a net and the swimming lesson continued.

 

[bromtom]

Wasn't Westfield was it?
I remember having an assembly because someone shat in the bin.

I went to Westfield and remember an assembly because someone shat in a bin in one of A blocks bogs but, if your age on your profile is right, I started 4 years after you left. Must be something in the water in S20 and the surrounding areas haha

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I went to Westfield and remember an assembly because someone shat in a bin in one of A blocks bogs but, if your age on your profile is right, I started 4 years after you left. Must be something in the water in S20 and the surrounding areas haha

Ha ha yep, A block bogs here too.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I remember someone taking a dump in Heeley baths during an Abbeydale Grange swimming lesson. They float. Some of the lasses were screaming like it was a great white shark.

Reminds me of the pool scene from Caddyshack

 

[John Street West Terrace]

https://roysviewfrom.com/2019/02/03/view-from-bolton-7/

Without a doubt the worst side to visit The Lane so far , they have absolutely FA upfront & set pieces are their only hope of pinching a goal .
Parkinson set out with his usual negative , time wasting shit housery tactics and i expected no less , we did what we had to do in a game where only one team wanted to win it , good ground out win & fucking good ridence to them
Get your sat navs programmed for Scunthorpe, Gillinghsm & Wycombe your going down & I don’t think there’ll be a quick return next time
At least the six fingered twats are shitting in sinks now , slow progress in the evolutionary chain , but until you had the pleasure of working in Bolton you’ll never understand,