Roy's View From... View From Blackburn

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Blackburn and the art of falling over. Would sooner watch cricket than that shower of shit every week.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Not reading it. I despise these plastic fuckers and their squealing fans. I really hope we beat them in the cup with a spozzy, last minute OG. Fuck you, you Lancashire inbred twats. Fuck you and fuck Fred Dibnah. Even if he was from Bolton. Same thing.

I suppose they wouldn’t mind us beating them in the cup, so long as they beat us in the playoffs

 

[United Aren't Back.]

They don't like us much do they? Inbread Lancastrian fuck faces.

What's in the bread..?...

 

[United Aren't Back.]

We did with the beer. The drummers arms excellent beers. Didn't come across any loose women though

It'd be inside rather than across anyway....

 

[BigBed]

Cheers Roy, im sure its your usual top job, but after such an embarrassing performance, i can't bring myself to read it!

 

[TJ blade]

Their 27 is the biggest shithouser on the pitch. No one shook his hand going off and I think everyone was wanting to put a heavy challenge on him.

Travis, there number 27 horrible dirty bastard!!

 

[Speedracer]

Thanks Roy.

Had to wait a few days to post after that awful performance, & the comments of the first half of their lot summed up for me exactly why football is going to hell in a hand cart, too many cry babies on the pitch & it is only going to get worse.