View From Barnsley

[axel smeets]

Delicious comments. The only surprise is that so many of them have internet access.

 

[Rodders]

Delicious comments. The only surprise is that so many of them have internet access.

The queue in Kendray Library must have been round the block!

 

[HillmortonBlade]

ain’t really bothered that a couple of geeky blunt cybersnakes drinking cans of monster who can only copy and paste find me none too clever .

Comedy genius, except being a Dingle, it clearly won't be intentional. Does anyone actually think this inbred won't be feverishly scouring our forum to see whether it has got a reaction. Probably better to ignore it, but my sides have split.

 

[Small Mendonca]

I bet a few dogs got kicked when the dingles got home

And that's before their canine friends

 

[DI36O]

What got up the last guys arsehole? Seems like a legit, useful and interesting premise for a blog to me.

 

[Roygbiv]

What got up the last guys arsehole? Seems like a legit, useful and interesting premise for a blog to me.

He says I lack manners for taking quotes from a public forum. In fairness he said it before the game so it's not a case of sour grapes more a case of bizarre morals

 

[Roygbiv]

For those who are perplexed by the last quote. This should give a little more context

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=50&fid=41&sty=2&act=1&mid=2110126208#wQOQkRXP7XyPZYdx.97

 

[AnonymousBlade1995]

All I'm trying to do here is show that copying and pasting off message boards in a way that allows them to have a cheap giggle at the opposition isn't reight clever .
Read more at http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=50&fid=41&sty=2&act=1&mid=2110126208#ouUXhHJL3lHllL54.99

can't stop laughing reading that

 

[Punk Blade]

Hilarious (I've been look by forward to reading this all day.)

Roygbiv, do an alternate version that's something like 'Roy's personal view as a Barnsley fan' that says 'I'm not a Barnsley fan, so I don't have a view as a Barnsley fan', see if that helps him understand.

Maybe it's time to expand 'view from' into a league table of dumbest League One fans. Straight in at number one...

 

[boo radley]

"That wsas like watching your parents have intercourse".
I'm still trying to work out who that might be to a Barnsley fan? or even how he would know it was his parents he was watching?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

'That was like watching your parents have intercourse.' Hilarious

Mmmm.. Just given me a film idea.

'Dingle porn volume 1 - through the key hole - watch your Dad find wood in the trees and your Mum look at the dog with preference!'

Starring Mandy Soakwell, the Dingle Mum who likes to see all her family come for breakfast...

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

New nickname for Roygbiv.....Monster!

Reading that rant you'd think he'd tried to poison his kestrel. You bastard!

 

[shorehamview]

"That wsas like watching your parents have intercourse".
I'm still trying to work out who that might be to a Barnsley fan? or even how he would know it was his parents he was watching?

He'd have recognised his dad's cock, having had it very close to his face on a number of occasions.

And I'm not bothered if any Dingles read this and get offended. I'm going to see if I can find a pet shop selling cybersnakes. Or do they do them at Currys?

 

[yuley82]

final and had a day in the fresh air out of the smog and seen trees and that , well done”

Some one tell the 12 toe'd mongs that Sheffield is actually the greenest city in the country..

Boring fact I know

 

[Small Mendonca]

I'd heard a lot of things about Barnsley but yesterday was the first time I went properly. You really do have to see it to believe it what a complete thick, inbred town it is. It's quite unbelievable that a place so close to Sheffield could be so different. Many of the 'people' I saw yesterday wouldn't have looked out of place in Chester Zoo. It really was an eye opener.

 

[sitwell]

The town itself is a joke ,20 years out of date. As for the massive expanse of land around where the brewery used to be ,is here a place in the country with so much empty derelict space so close to an urban centre ? No chance it really is the town that time forgot.

 

[alcoblade]

"That wsas like watching your parents have intercourse".
I'm still trying to work out who that might be to a Barnsley fan? or even how he would know it was his parents he was watching?

He knows it must be his Dad banging his Mum, because if he's watching it's clearly not him.

UTB

 

[Darthblade]

"That wsas like watching your parents have intercourse".
I'm still trying to work out who that might be to a Barnsley fan? or even how he would know it was his parents he was watching?

Perhaps he's getting confused between his sister, his mother and his auntie ....... or could they be the same person ??
UTB & FTP

 

[oldblade]

“So just to be clear , the author (of this blog) is illiterate who needs to troll message boards and copy comments because he’s incapable of forming a sentence and thinking for him self .
We get loads of requests on here to participate in giving our view on a forthcoming fixture , you notice I added the word
REQUEST , it works very well and everyone is happy .
Good manners cost nothing but clearly that’s too much for you Fritzal’s to spend.
Enjoy your deserved victory and see you next season , your manners are in keeping with your play off record .
To be fair your fans seem to find an opposition player almost losing his life after receiving an elbow by one of your players amusing so I’m hardly likely to feel like some circus freak because you blunts find my rant amusing .
I’m fully aware what a blog is and yes once a piece is sent into cyberspace it no longer belongs to the author , thanks for reminding me anyway .
My comments have clearly struck a nerve , you need to move away from the fly on the dog turd type blog and actually create something using your own initiative , blood sucking leeches were never popular .
I ain’t really bothered that a couple of geeky blunt cybersnakes drinking cans of monster who can only copy and paste find me none too clever .
I don’t really know how you get your material for much of the season , 90% of this league couldn’t give a flying feck about you , another season down here and you’ll have to close the site down fellas , may as well do it now there’s nowt for you lads in North London historically .”


Pure comedy gold.

 

[Bladepicker]

The last comment really doesn't understand the premis of the blog does he.

Then again he is a Barnsley fan on the Footy Mad network. I'm suprised he can type.

 

[s4-blade]

Got a reyt corker here from the comments section of their YouTube highlights.



Clearly didn't go to the game, if anything we are too soft and honest.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I could have sworn that amongst the many Barnsley Council leaflets advising the locals about their rights, under the 6 or 7 language translations, there's a site, financed by the council, that offers translations from generic Barnsley into good old, easy to understand, plain english.

There's part of me that admires a resolute desire not to let dialects wither on the vine, and on the few occasions I've visited Barnsley I've found the locals friendly and helpful, it's just that I can't help myself when an expected response emerges as something close to troglodyte Yorkshirese. Still, as long as there's a culture that exists to serve it's own, who am I to complain? After all, Tuesday nights at Gawber Road Working Men's Club is 'inbred's night' for those who struggle to keep on the left-hand side of the road, after all, it takes a little guile to ride a moo-cow back and forth to work without falling off.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Got a reyt corker here from the comments section of their YouTube highlights.

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Clearly didn't go to the game, if anything we are too soft and honest.

Have you seen Murph's spectacular effort at 0:25 on our highlights? Overstated, some might even say melodramatic.

 

[s4-blade]

Have you seen Murph's spectacular effort at 0:25 on our highlights? Overstated, some might even say melodramatic.

That isn't diving and cheating our way to victory though, it had absolutely no impact on the game. And from the angle we can't tell if indeed he was tripped. Doesn't look like there was much in it though.

 

[SwissBlade]

That isn't diving and cheating our way to victory though, it had absolutely no impact on the game. And from the angle we can't tell if indeed he was tripped. Doesn't look like there was much in it though.

Its a part of Murphy's game that needs to be cleaned up. that certainly looks like a blatant dive from that angle. It looks like an embarrassing attempt, sadly.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

Its a part of Murphy's game that needs to be cleaned up. that certainly looks like a blatant dive from that angle. It looks like an embarrassing attempt, sadly.

Thing is I don't think it's part of his game - otherwise he'd be better at it

I think we've tried playing fairly and the officials have not been doing their jobs, sometimes in minor ways, sometimes in major ways. I wonder if the message has gone out about playing that influencing-the-officials part of the game too. Davies certainly tries it, but he came with a general reputation.

I saw us attempt to pressure officials for the first time recently. Can't remember the exact incident. Maybe it was Murphy's boot coming off against Crewe in the penalty area. In fact he carried it around with him and didn't put it on till he spoke to the ref. As it happens it might well not have been a penalty, but he might have genuinely thought he had an obvious case.

Against that there seemed to be an incident on Saturday where Bashambauer was fouled in their box but struggled to his feet, possibly twice, and retained possession, one of those where you nod sagely and say, "He should've gone down there - he'd've got the penalty."

(And look at how Kennedy is held down when Davies scores. No goal, no penalty though I bet.)

I think it's characteristic of players who played for Clough Sr that as managers they generally respect officials and decisions. In contrast to those who learned under SAF.

 

[SwissBlade]

Without wanting to start a debate about officials, they can only see what they see. It's one thing to miss an infringement and its another to be a poor official - which we've had so many of in this league....

However, our players need to cut it out completely, I've seen murphy do it a number of times this season, he's smart enough and talented enough to not need to do it.

A big part of his game though is when he knocks the ball to the byline, he knows when to keep it closer to the defender to draw the tackle (foul) and when to keep it away from him to put the ball into the box.

 

[Cyprus Blade]

I think it's characteristic of players who played for Clough Sr that as managers they generally respect officials and decisions.

Thank goodness Clough Jnr missed "Don Revie Day" at the manager's training school.

 

[Kenilworth]

I reckon the guy with the last comment got home from the game and found the dog shagging his wife.

You sure it wasn't the other way round ?

 

[wizadry]

You sure it wasn't the other way round ?

Yep, he certainly had a bone to pick with his lassie when he got back