Roy's View From... View From Arsenal

[Roygbiv]

View From Arsenal — The View From

"That's our first ever Premiership win away to Sheffield United…Mikel Arteta, record breaker, history maker" "Overall a great performance yesterday, even though Sheffield Utd is by far the worst team in the league this season." "Tbf, you can't even praise Arteta too much for this…you don't...

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[Joshp]

First

 

[PokerBlade]

To paraphrase Stewart Lee, did I enjoy that? No, but I agreed the fuck out of it.

 

[Pedro Verde]

Furd

 

[Houston_Blade]

I'm just glad we've got a "dope" warm up top. Probably the best comment we've had this season.

 

[Billyblade]

I'm just glad we've got a "dope" warm up top. Probably the best comment we've had this season.

He/she wasn't talking about us to be honest. It was some team called "Shefflield"

 

[Speedracer]

Ouch.

Thanks Roy.

 

[northsomersetblade]

Shamemaking. Cheers Chris.

 

[SUFCinks]

Savage

 

[Stretch]

“Sheffield did not care at all”

Well I certainly don't anymore.

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Thanks Roy! Not much to say really, but to be fair I turned it over halfway through to watch Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows so "Sheffield did not care at all" certainly applied to me.
Still,at least Voldemort got his comeuppance so it wasn't a wasted evening and found myself wishing I could magic that fucking dogs cock Lundstram into the nether world so he could float in limbo for all eternity.
Just so he knows what watching him is like.

 

[Gimli]

Who was that Arsenal twat who made a video of him and his mates acting like clowns outside of Bramall Lane before one of them got kicked out/denied entry?

Can’t remember his name, Albert or something, but he’ll be very happy now, which makes me very unhappy.

 

[Eyeball]

Thanks Roy! Not much to say really, but to be fair I turned it over halfway through to watch Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows so "Sheffield did not care at all" certainly applied to me.
Still,at least Voldemort got his comeuppance so it wasn't a wasted evening and found myself wishing I could magic that fucking dogs cock Lundstram into the nether world so he could float in limbo for all eternity.
Just so he knows what watching him is like.

“Dogs cock”
Inspired

 

[raul]

View From Arsenal — The View From

"That's our first ever Premiership win away to Sheffield United…Mikel Arteta, record breaker, history maker" "Overall a great performance yesterday, even though Sheffield Utd is by far the worst team in the league this season." "Tbf, you can't even praise Arteta too much for this…you don't...

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Myself and a mate were once invited to leave a History lecture as we attempted to tap out and synchronise the drumbeat using only our feet instead of caring about the Battle of Borodino. My office thanks you greatly for inspiring me to re-create those magical days.

raul - Grade E A-level History 1982.

 

[Muttley]

For once, it's hard to disagree with them.

 

[BerksBlade]

I'm just glad we've got a "dope" warm up top. Probably the best comment we've had this season.

Dope in a warm-up top, more likely - could apply to several of them

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

“Dogs cock”
Inspired

Thanks. It's from Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet'.
When she says "Where for art thou Romeo you bigg dogs cocke"*
*This may not be true.

 

[pommpey]

Thanks. It's from Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet'.
When she says "Where for art thou Romeo you bigg dogs cocke"*
*This may not be true.

The full transcript:

"Deny thy step-father and refuse thy name, thou cunt.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my vadge
And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy, shitlips:
Thou art thyself, though not a Montgomery.
What’s Montgomery? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor misplaced pass or late of tackle
Belonging to a man. O save for a yellow card.
What’s in a name? That which we call an anus
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, the conniving bastard, were he not Romeo call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he fucking-well owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name, which is no part of thee, bumcheeks
Take all myself.
Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa
Ooooh!

pommpey

 

[originaltrueblade]

unfortunately I cannot disagree with them like the worked "Hopeless" just about sums it up

Thanks Roy

 

[Bearlie]

This is the way step inside

 

[bornablade]

Thanks Roy.

Remember the days when we'd get comments like that and everyone would respond with some reyt fighting talk to defend ourselves.

Now we just accept what everyone's saying.

 

[XM657]

“Dogs cock”
Inspired

Caught my eye also, in a literary sense, you understand.
I wouldn't stoop low enough for it to happen, physically, believe said player possibly would as his football is stooping very low IMO.

 

[Jon Bon II]

“That sponsor on Sheffield United’s kit makes them look proper Brexit”

At least something positive to draw from the season then.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I’m so ashamed, I’ve started calling em “Sheffield” too.

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

The full transcript:

"Deny thy step-father and refuse thy name, thou cunt.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my vadge
And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.
‘Tis but thy name that is my enemy, shitlips:
Thou art thyself, though not a Montgomery.
What’s Montgomery? It is nor hand nor foot
Nor misplaced pass or late of tackle
Belonging to a man. O save for a yellow card.
What’s in a name? That which we call an anus
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, the conniving bastard, were he not Romeo call’d,
Retain that dear perfection which he fucking-well owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name, which is no part of thee, bumcheeks
Take all myself.
Na-na-na-na-na-naaaaa
Ooooh!

pommpey

Now that is Shakespeare!
I doff my cap to you Sire...

 

[XM657]

Thank you Roy, always listen to the music, though mostly not my scene, age thing maybe.
Exceptionally appropriate here, incongruous, though not so much as United are.
They seem to have summed United up very well TBF.