AlienWoodward
Member
The GCB song will now be known as the Oven Cooked Chip song for health reasons.
It will only be sang at night matches and after the 9pm watershed due to its mention of Magnet which is an alcoholic drink. Anyone singing maggots instead will immediately be reported to the RSPCA.
You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance will have new lyrics added.
You will now sing " You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance,if there's one available and the ambulance drivers aren't on strike"
This way we won't build up the hopes of away fans who we beat up that there'll actually be
an ambulance available to aid them.
Anyone found singing We ain't got a barrel of money,will automatically be assumed to be lying. They will be interviewed by HMRC.
Anyone who does have a barrel of money will be charged with possible money laundering.
And finally,anyone found swinging a pig from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley Bridge will be charged with a religious hate crime.
It will only be sang at night matches and after the 9pm watershed due to its mention of Magnet which is an alcoholic drink. Anyone singing maggots instead will immediately be reported to the RSPCA.
You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance will have new lyrics added.
You will now sing " You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance,if there's one available and the ambulance drivers aren't on strike"
This way we won't build up the hopes of away fans who we beat up that there'll actually be
an ambulance available to aid them.
Anyone found singing We ain't got a barrel of money,will automatically be assumed to be lying. They will be interviewed by HMRC.
Anyone who does have a barrel of money will be charged with possible money laundering.
And finally,anyone found swinging a pig from Hyde Park flats to Wadsley Bridge will be charged with a religious hate crime.