Update on Jamal's injury...

[snootyfenooty]

I'm only 6'4" as well.

Only?

Short arse!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not welded exactly........................

Erm,

 

[Harrisblade]

Erm,


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2 can play at that game!

 

[Jacopo]

2 can play at that game!

Crab Tack?!

 

[Harrisblade]

Crab Tack?!

Someone out there must have the technology!
(and the ability to use it!)

 

[The Crab]

Someone out there must have the technology!
(and the ability to use it!)

Crab Scientific Solutions (a division of Crab Industries) are constantly investing in research & development for the products we supply.

Coming soon, our exciting range of products under the strapline of "I can't Believe it's Not Illegal".

 

[Harrisblade]

Crab Scientific Solutions (a division of Crab Industries) are constantly investing in research & development for the products we supply.

Coming soon, our exciting range of products under the strapline of "I can't Believe it's Not Illegal".

A strapline uniquely inappropriate to Crab Limos which most certainly ARE Illegal

 

[The Crab]

A strapline uniquely inappropriate to Crab Limos which most certainly ARE Illegal

My people at Crab Legal Services (a division of Crab Industries) tell me that because Crab Limos (a division of Crab Industries) is actually registered in Kazakhstan, this represent a loophole in the legality of the vehicles.

 

[blade too long]

Bullshit. I've just seen him on the Kings Road breakdancing.

well theres a bit of Diversity

 

[blade too long]

need a new bubble in their spirit level

 

[The Crab]

need a new bubble in their spirit level

Your dealing with Crab Industries, what fucking spirit level? They cost you know.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I can just confirm that personally. Back is quite knackered, particularly in the lower lumbar region. Over the years had loads of different injuries, including going arse over tit when jumping for a ball. I'm only 6'4" as well.

Imposter. Your picture's of a bloke only 5'5", and that probably includes an inch of studs.

 

[blade too long]

Your dealing with Crab Industries, what fucking spirit level? They cost you know.

can post you a new bubble for just 20 euros

special offer 2 for 30 euros

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

Yes that's my thoughts as well Sitwell.
Dropped a bollock and played possum to cover up his mistake.If so Wilder won't be fooled.

Just as a matter of interest, how do possums play? The possum seems to get the blame for a lot of things.

 

[The Crab]

can post you a new bubble for just 20 euros

special offer 2 for 30 euros

You're having a fucking "bubble" if you think I'm paying that. Big Vern is coming over to negotiate. Can you pick him up from the airport please? There were some "shenanigans" with the local taxi drivers last time he was in your neck of the woods.

 

[blade too long]

You're having a fucking "bubble" if you think I'm paying that. Big Vern is coming over to negotiate. Can you pick him up from the airport please? There were some "shenanigans" with the local taxi drivers last time he was in your neck of the woods.

tapas are free shenanigans are 4 euros a plate
dont ask for chuppa chups thats spanish for muff diving , wull tuppy tupp , sounds the same

 

[The Crab]

tapas are free shenanigans are 4 euros a plate
dont ask for chuppa chups thats spanish for muff diving , wull tuppy tupp , sounds the same

There'll be no muff diving for Big Vern. Mrs Vern wants to come and do some shopping so he'll have to behave himself.

 

[Bladesthorpe]

I thought he was pretending ,according to some surgeon on here.

What does old Nicola know about our goalie, stick to running Scotland.

 

[JOEYDEE]

Just as a matter of interest, how do possums play? The possum seems to get the blame for a lot of things.

Origin of Playing Possum
This expression comes from a type of marsupial called an opossum. This animal is famous for its defense tactic. Possums pretend to be dead whenever they perceive a threat.

Over time, people began to associate this animal behavior with humans who used this same method to avoid dangers of their own.

 

[Fred Furniss's Flatulence]

He's fine (excellent source).

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

tapas are free shenanigans are 4 euros a plate
dont ask for chuppa chups thats spanish for muff diving , wull tuppy tupp , sounds the same

Not sure you’re right there. I think the chupa action is reserved for the male appendage.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Is having his back rubbed by an imported Thai massager at Chelsea.

 

[mosbolad]

Think you will find it is just the Journo filling up his allotted space with "no news" UTB

Think you will find it is just Carbunculus Blade filling up his allotted space with "no news" UTB

 

[TomHeffernan]

Why's Borat high fiving Jim Phipps?

 

[The Crab]

Why's Borat high fiving Jim Phipps?

You might want to ask JimPhipps . Jim won't return my calls since the small misunderstanding he had when dealing with Crab Airlines (sorry Jim).

 

[DifferentClass]

I wasn't there, but wasn't he taken off in a neck brace? That could be for precautionary reasons but it muddies the picture because he could be out for a week or ages.

 

[blade too long]

Not sure you’re right there. I think the chupa action is reserved for the male appendage.

its going down , used in both dependant on area, of spain, not area of those recieving

 

[LoughboroBlade]

I wasn't there, but wasn't he taken off in a neck brace? That could be for precautionary reasons but it muddies the picture because he could be out for a week or ages.

I was there, and it didn’t look like it. He was initially leaning upright before being carried off. At any rate, we know the concern is around his back.

 

[mosbolad]

I was there, and it didn’t look like it. He was initially leaning upright before being carried off. At any rate, we know the concern is around his back.

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

The damage being sorted. Hopefully back to usual soon.