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Those wanting a detailed match report; I must apologise. It is late. I am knackered and have a trip to Liverpool with work setting off at 5.30am. Most of the management and players of SUFC could not be arsed again tonight so sadly neither can I.



We were awful. Again. Thoroughly dreadful. We looked clueless for most of the game. We played ok for about a minute as we had a great chance, well made and Coady hit the bar when he should have scored, blasting it unnecessarily when a placed finish would have seen us 1 up.



After this they gradually got back in the game and had a brilliant chance when James shot wide clear though after beating our offside trap as Lappin played him on. They had a few other half chances and we offered little in response. A few Baxter long rangers was about it. Then they scored a decent volleyed finis but it was a simple long throw that looped in. Maguire lost the header and Collins lost his man who finished with a very good first time effort. After this the confidence dropped and second half it was dire. They got men behind the ball but in truth other than a few long rangers and a Collins header near the end I cannot remember a really clear chance. We had no idea how to break down an average League Two side and just passed it sideways and backwards until someone eventually hit a long diagonal ball that was cleared or a tippy tappy pass was picked off.



We played 4-4-2 with Doyle defensive and Baxter attacking of a 2 man midfield with a kind of diamond. Murphy played left and Coady right but neither were particularly wide as it was so narrow. Only one who offered any width all night was Westlake who at least got forward but he was poor too. We looked no better with two strikers up front as the ball never came to them quickly enough and everything was so narrow. On the ball we were slow, predictable or unpredictable in bad way and could not even do the basics.



The defence looked clumsy, slow and mistake ridden. The midfield had gaps all over with a huge chasm between the defence and Doyle and then Doyle and Baxter. The latter did ok first half and at least got on the ball, made a few forward passes and looked bright. Second half he was as bad as the rest. King and Tayor had no service but scraps they did have they coughed away. Taylor looks woefully out of his depth. King was really poor too. Slow and often fouling for no reason.



As the game ticked away Weir stood motionless as the frustration in the crowd really set in but we could have been playing all night as in truth they dealt with us easily. That is 3 league one sides and we have lost to 2 and only scored 1 goal. Don’t think any of those sides are even that close to the top either. Hartlepool had 2 key players out suspended and rested 2 other regulars!



Weir looked a beaten man at full time. Many Hartlepool fans sang throughout the game; ‘Sacked in the morning!’ Towards the end quite a sizeable section (loud enough for him to clearly hear) in the South Stand joined in. At full time these grew louder with a few ‘Weir Out!’ chants and many down the bottom making their feelings clear to him and the side as they mooched off.



In the great scheme of things a JPT defeat is not the end of the world but for me it signals a new low point. Another defeat to another awful side at the Lane. Another game where we barely looked like scoring and the football was as bad as I have ever seen as an SUFC supporter.



The players look lost. They have no confidence and no belief. I see no signs of improvement or even little chinks. It is actually getting worse. We have to accept we made a mistake (another one) and it is a gamble that is not paid off. If we persist with him; we will probably get relegated. The form so far carried on over the season would see us down by Easter and I cannot understand those fans that genuinely see how we are going to improve. It is not one thing. It is not just tactics, formation, style. It is more than that. There is no passion, no belief, no organisation, no leadership, no spine, no hunger, no pace/strength or will to win. We go a goal down and we are finished. I have seen some really poor SUFC sides but at the Lane even the bad sides I have felt we had a chance of nicking a goal or show some steel to get back in it. This side is a spineless, pathetic bunch who seem like rabbits in headlights. They almost looked shocked when the crowd dare to mumble when they cannot even do a basic 5 yard pass; like it is our fault. I actually felt the crowd were pretty patient tonight and some tried to rally the side. They probably did not deserve it. Maybe they may point to it not being a league game and wait another week but I cannot see what waiting will do? The side give or take a couple was as strong as we could put out (keeper wouldn’t have made a difference tonight, Cuvelier has been poor I feel and Brandy has flattered to deceive so little upgrades really) and we still looked utterly shambolic.



The players look shambolic and have to take responsibility but the buck stops with the manager and at the moment the level of performances and results his side are putting out are beyond defending I am afraid.



A sad night to be an SUFC supporter. Yes it was only the paint pot trophy but what we saw on the field was just awful. Absolutely awful.



Howard 6/10 – No chance on the goal and had little else to do. Made a few standard saves but their other efforts were off target.



Westlake 4/10 – He gets 4 for actually getting forward and showing some positivity but most of the time he did nothing when he got in the opponents half; often checking back or losing it. He had one run and cross into the keeper’s hands. Defensively he was dreadful and many times they went past him or attacked down this side. The blond lad beat him 2 or 3 times easily and he is so slow to react to danger. Lacks any kind of intelligence or football brain as he is not see things happening or read the game.



Lappin 3.5/10 – As bad as Friday; if not worse. He stumbled over the ball; gave it away and rarely found a shirt. Cannot do the basics such as control and passing and his defending is poor too as he plays teams onside or lets players get beyond him.



Maguire 5/10 – Our best defender. He at least controlled and passed the ball at a reasonable level. Still he lost the header for the goal and also at times did not react to danger. He is badly regressing at the moment and maybe should have moved on in the summer if a Champ team did want him; not sure they did.



Collins 5/10 – Thought he was slow at times and did not always react to danger too but at least he tried to go forward with the ball and carry the fight but he too was slow to move the ball and allowed them time to get men behind the ball.



Doyle 4.5/10 – He was meant to be a defensive shield but often left a big gap. He did not get on the ball much and at times he lost his runner as they got beyond us. No kind of leadership again or ability to make his mark on the game. He was poorer than he has been in some other games when he has actually been the best of a bad bunch but worryingly still not worst player; not even close.



Baxter 6/10 – Very good first half. Maybe 7 or 7.5. Then went to pot as he gave ball away; tried to do too much and was sloppy. I suppose at least he did not hide and did try things. He showed some really nice touches and good range of passes. He was the best player on the field but then his confidence drained along with the rest. More involved in the position he played but often not close enough to the strikers as he had to go back and help Doyle.



Coady 4/10 – Should have scored early on and was quite busy first 5-10 minutes. Then he gradually disappeared and seemed more bothered about needling Monkhouse and gave away a few daft fouls. Played wide of the 4 in the diamond but he did not really get involved. Too many times he gets it and his fist thought is to come back inside or backwards and slows the attack down. Another that maybe needs another manager to give him some confidence. Think there is some ability there.



Taylor 4/10 – Yes he ran about a bit and tried hard and had little service but when it came to him other than once in the first half and then 2 bits early in the second, he stumbled over it, gave it away or was outmuscled. The sliced shot that nearly went out for a throw and then the cross that he hit out summed him for me. I say someone who is genuinely doing his best but sadly is out of his depth as he was when he played at this level before. Regardless of the service, formations, I expect a striker to at least hold it up, get on the end of odd bits or win a few headers/flicks. He does not even do that.



King 4/10 – As above. Felt he was poor overall and did not get any service but still was behind the play and often looked slow as he fouled defenders or was behind his man. He kept going but the ball never held up and other than one shot; he never really had any efforts. Looked fed up and his head went down near the end which is not what we need as the experienced players should be helping the younger ones but they all seem to just look disinterested and beaten at the moment.



Murphy 2/10 – Gave ball away 4 times in first 5 minutes. I kid you not. He then at least won a few tackles and had a burst of looking bothered for about 2 minutes. Then he resorted to looking disinterred and just sauntered about for the rest of the half. Taken off early second half. He may aswell have been sat in the dugout first half, such was his influence he had in the game. Sadly I don’t think his issue is just formation or Weir. He looked equally bad under the 2 previous managers. We need to see if we can get anything back for him and send him back to Scotland. He ain’t good enough and worse than that has no heart for the battle. The worst kind of player for a relegation scrap which we are in.



Subs



Hall – Not great but probably till did more than most! He gave it away and made some odd decisions but at least had a few shots including one just wide and tried to inject a bit of something. Maybe he just looked decent compared to Murphy!



Ironside– He ran around but did nothing. He was slow to win the balls played to him but he too had no service. He never looks like getting on the end of anything although had one half chance he put badly wide. He is a striker that does not look like scoring. So slow and weak. Not sure he will ever make it at league level sadly.
 

Baxter - 6/10 ?You sure ? he barely passed to a Blade all night. He was shocking beyond belief
 
Baxter - 6/10 ?You sure ? he barely passed to a Blade all night. He was shocking beyond belief



Agreed, the way we've ironed out the talent from several players is alarming. Turning that on its' head, there's hope for most of them yet.

UTB
 
We played 4-4-2 with Doyle defensive and Baxter attacking of a 2 man midfield with a kind of diamond.


So does this mean that those whose continual whining was primarily focussed on us playing one up front have been proven to be misguided, as we're crap whatever we do?
 
We were fucking shit for a change. I have never and I mean never seen us give away possession so much in a single game. Fuck Weir, fuck Carsley and fuck the board for keeping this some mothers do ave em impersonator on so long. I felt like running in the technical area and roping his arm away from his hip and ramming it up his ass.


Fuck off.

Bollox.
The cunting blades.
 
Excellent lucid post Jehovah, sums it up succinctly for all of us..
Hard to believe the team had a chance to show some determination, fire and manly bollox in this game...and they still limp-wristed their way to another mind-numbing 0-1 defeat at the hands of another set of no-hopers.
It's just (insert Jehovah style expletive) unbelievable.....this management lark is too tough for you Mr. Weir...your time is surely up, there's not even the slightest glimmer of hope.
 
We were fucking shit for a change. I have never and I mean never seen us give away possession so much in a single game. Fuck Weir, fuck Carsley and fuck the board for keeping this some mothers do ave em impersonator on so long. I felt like running in the technical area and roping his arm away from his hip and ramming it up his ass.


Fuck off.

Bollox.
The cunting blades.

Stand aside Deaders, your replacement has arrived.

I wish I'd gone now (not that I've ever been to a game in this competition and never will) if it raised such ire.
 
What is there to say after Jehovah's Armageddonweiroutofhere rant! :eek:
But I'll say it anyway.....
David Weir appears to be in over his head. Theorising is one thing, the reality is totally different. This charade surely cannot go on much longer and even a patient soul as myself is wishing something would happen (and very soon).
Last night - Fuck me, Hartlepool with a 14 year old look alike alone up front put it over us and with a dash to spare too. For despite our huff puff dominance in the second half, we rarely looked like scoring as Pool sat back and said, "come on, try and score, but you're so shit, we are happy to laugh at your efforts" (or that's how it looked to my thoroughly sad and deflated eyes and mind).
I really don't believe this set of players are as bad as their performances have us believe. The buck stops with Weir, Carsley and the other bloke whose name escapes me. They are being asked to do stuff they don't believe in, aren't capable of undertaking and it shows, oh how it shows in their body language and general attitude.
The one conclusion I drew from last night was (apart from the above), the mercurial Dougie Brown (quite the worst player I've seen in a Blades shirt), after 35 years now has two pretenders to his long reign! - Lyle Taylor and Joe Ironside please step forward into my own personal world of Sheffield United shitdom -

They are both very much in Dougie's mould of unbridled enthusiasm tempered with a huge dose of total inability to perform at professional level. If Lyle Taylor scored 30ish goals at Scottish League 1 level then (at my peak) I may well have hit 50 ;), the lad tries, oh how he tries, but that's where it ends.....
Joe, local lad, strong (ish)..... and that's it!.....
I can pay these two lads the worst compliment in elevating them to 'Dougie Brown status' :(

Pains me to say it but....... Weir Out!
 
I can pay these two lads the worst compliment in elevating them to 'Dougie Brown status' :(

Wow! As my own Dougie Brown memories are of the same ilk, and as only the vast frame of Paul Williams has come within shooting distance of the great man (by which I mean the many yards high or wide the legend could miss the goal by), this is indeed critiscism of the strongest kind.
Surely they are being let down by the manager, they CAN'T be as bad as Dougie, no-one can.
 
I saw Douglas Brown get the winner v Swindon, opener, 79 80 season, cue the song of celebration of Douglas` effort.
 
My all time wank Blade is Willie Falconer ,theres a very Scottish thread running through this shitdom.
 
Reference to Dougie Brown always makes me laugh. Yes, unbridled enthusiasm that was him. Shoot on sight and smile at the crowd. That's what he could do, nothing else. Jesus................ Dougie Brown
 
they all stayed in a house at nether Edge ,doggie Brown ,John Flood ,was it phil jones ? and a few others and they used to go drinking in the Brincliffe oaks and Turn ups. Good set of lads as I remember but I reckon the Brincs could have given them a game.
 
they all stayed in a house at nether Edge ,doggie Brown ,John Flood ,was it phil jones ? and a few others and they used to go drinking in the Brincliffe oaks and Turn ups. Good set of lads as I remember but I reckon the Brincs could have given them a game.
Oh aye...and then there was that lad who liked to take the ladies against their will.......
 

Oh yes. He had his collar felt (or so I'm told)

Goodo. But in that case why not mention his name? It won't mean anything to me so I'm not interested in who it is, but if the law came down on him then it must be public domain anyway.
 
Goodo. But in that case why not mention his name? It won't mean anything to me so I'm not interested in who it is, but if the law came down on him then it must be public domain anyway.

Depends what he means by "collar felt". If he was arrested and never convicted, naming him could be libellous. It's only if he were convicted of the offence in question that he can safely be named.

Anyway, Sirius seems a bit vague as to what exactly happened to him, so unless he is 100% sure he was convicted (and, if he was, I think we would all know about it anyway as it would have been big news), he shouldn't name him.
 
Depends what he means by "collar felt". If he was arrested and never convicted, naming him could be libellous. It's only if he were convicted of the offence in question that he can safely be named.

Anyway, Sirius seems a bit vague as to what exactly happened to him, so unless he is 100% sure he was convicted (and, if he was, I think we would all know about it anyway as it would have been big news), he shouldn't name him.

I was never interested in who it was (it would mean nothing to me), but in the decision not to name him. Like you say, if he wasn't convicted then that's the best reason.

The idea that there was a "common knowledge" rapist footballer who never saw justice (guilty or otherwise), is a grim one. It's the stuff of David Peace novels.
 
I was never interested in who it was (it would mean nothing to me), but in the decision not to name him. Like you say, if he wasn't convicted then that's the best reason.

The idea that there was a "common knowledge" rapist footballer who never saw justice (guilty or otherwise), is a grim one. It's the stuff of David Peace novels.

To be honest, I am always hugely sceptical of this "common knowledge" idea. A good example is the fact that it's "common knowledge" that Marlon King was done for rape. Except he wasn't - he was done for groping one woman's bum.

These things have a tendency to grow out of all proportion to the truth. It may be that our guy was no more than a rather persistent ladies' man who is then turned into a rapist by "common knowledge".
 
The performance of Ashley Sestanovich at the Stadium of Light several years back is the only time I've left a Blades game genuinely believing I could have got in the side that day.

That really is saying something assuming you have seen any of our games this season (Notts County aside)
 
To be honest, I am always hugely sceptical of this "common knowledge" idea. A good example is the fact that it's "common knowledge" that Marlon King was done for rape. Except he wasn't - he was done for groping one woman's bum.

These things have a tendency to grow out of all proportion to the truth. It may be that our guy was no more than a rather persistent ladies' man who is then turned into a rapist by "common knowledge".

Well, aye. It's either grim in the sense of damaging falsehoods against someone, or it's grim in the sense of a patriachal society allowing such things happen.
 
My all time wank Blade is Willie Falconer ,theres a very Scottish thread running through this shitdom.

Can't say I have ever fantasized about any Blades player myself, Sitters :o
Was it his finely tuned atheltic build that did it for you?

Here you go - for the memries - "knock" yerself out

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