Uh Uh Huh, Thank you very much. (That Berge masterpiece)

[MorettiBlade]

I feel hugely embarrassed as I even type this! I cringe at many attempt to write a fans song for new players, yet here I am doing it myself.

You will have to forgive me here as I have tried to identify the most obvious song, based on the players name. The lyrics are rushed and budding lyricists may want to adjust where appropriate

So here is my very own song, for our new Midfield Maestro.... Sander Berge!

Wait for it....Wait for it.......Going to the tune of "Return to Sender" (how original) by the burger king himself, Mr Elvis Presley!

"And Chris Wilder said,
Return to Sander, he'll beat them all
and when he beats em, he'll score a goal"....
(Repeat x ?)
Return to Sander, he'll beat them all
and when he beats em, he'll score a goal"....


The simple ones are the best??...... hangs own head in shame......But I am quite proud of my masterpiece!

 

[DifferentClass]

Sander Berge
Sander Berge

He comes from Norway
He hates the Wednesday
The lad's fucking massive

 

[fireblade]

Sorry, that is unforgivable.
Your lucky the Blades won and this will drop off page 1 in no time.
However, I do like your avatar.

 

[shorehamview]

Sorry, that is unforgivable.
Your lucky the Blades won and this will drop off page 1 in no time.
However, I do like your avatar.

Worst haiku ever.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Don't call us ...we will call you.

HH

 

[TJB.]

I feel hugely embarrassed as I even type this!

Then why did you continue?...

 

[Dkc]

I saw Elvis in B&Q the other day....



Returned a sander

 

[Rodley]

I feel hugely embarrassed as I even type this! I cringe at many attempt to write a fans song for new players, yet here I am doing it myself.

You will have to forgive me here as I have tried to identify the most obvious song, based on the players name. The lyrics are rushed and budding lyricists may want to adjust where appropriate

So here is my very own song, for our new Midfield Maestro.... Sander Berge!

Wait for it....Wait for it.......Going to the tune of "Return to Sender" (how original) by the burger king himself, Mr Elvis Presley!

"And Chris Wilder said,
Return to Sander, he'll beat them all
and when he beats em, he'll score a goal"....
(Repeat x ?)
Return to Sander, he'll beat them all
and when he beats em, he'll score a goal"....


The simple ones are the best??...... hangs own head in shame......But I am quite proud of my masterpiece!

Elvis Presley? Is he grime or drill?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Billy's song got an outing this pm. We only need the one song

 

[Tezza1889]

Elvis Presley? Is he grime or drill?

No he’s dirt

 

[Ecco1889]

That’s more wooden than Pinocchio