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Bladesmen come from far and near oh oh
Bladesmen come fom far and near oh oh.
Bladesmen come from far and near - shoreham boys we are here oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Shoreham boys we are here oh oh
Shoreham boys we are here oh oh
Shoreham boys we are here - Bladesmen come from far and near oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Repeat with feeling ad infinitum..

Shoreham boys is a Great club anthem but many won't sing the lsst verse in respect of our female freinds and family, and rightly so. It has passed its sell by date. Could the above revive it and really make it work for us?
How rousing would that be echoing round Bramall Lane and elsewhere with all blades singing in unison together?
I like the thought of it anyway. ;-)
 



My little girl simply thinks the third line is "We are here to drink the beer!" - seems to do the trick, mate. In fact, I sing it that way now even when she's not there. She thinks it's hilarious that she sings, "We are here to drink the milk!" instead.

As for your suggestion, not bad but the two verse thing will go against it. We can't agree on the speed to sing "Oh when the Blades ..." never mind which chuffin' verse of Shoreham Boys we're actually on! ;)
 
Probably should be used as a separate song mate true quite a few fans won't sing shoreham boys for the reason you mentioned but a good portion of blades fans still do given the shoreham boys song has its history. Singing this as a separate song could be better and all of the others might join in as well. It's a good idea though
 
Shoreham boys, we are here, oh oh oh
Shoreham boys we are here,
Eschew your preconceived, outmoded, notions of binary gender roles,
Responsibly partake in your selection of local ales,

I know what you're thinking, roles doesn't rhyme well with ales, but I think with proper diction it could work.
 
Probably start to see the flashing blue lights of the politically correct forum police in my rear mirror... But whats wrong with sh@&ing women and drinking beer?.

I spent a large portion of my younger life seeking the former and when failing excelling at the latter. Its part of my cultural heritage enacted on London Road, West .St and in a host of locations up and down the country.

On the rare occasions of finding someone willing, it was always with consent, though occasionally embarrassing, don't think I committed any crime and I possibly may have even be classed as a victim after my one and only night in Skegness.

First noted a few Bladettes singing 'sh@& your MEN and drink your wine' at West Ham about ten years ago. It made me smile and perhaps is an easier option. Plus as we embrace all in the Blades family, Nowt wrong with same sex versions according to preference,

But one song that is wrong is the he can do what he wants nonsense....
 
Canterbury Blade said:
Probably start to see the flashing blue lights of the politically correct forum police in my rear mirror... But whats wrong with sh@&ing women and drinking beer?.

I spent a large portion of my younger life seeking the former and when failing excelling at the latter. Its part of my cultural heritage enacted on London Road, West .St and in a host of locations up and down the country.

On the rare occasions of finding someone willing, it was always with consent, though occasionally embarrassing, don't think I committed any crime and I possibly may have even be classed as a victim after my one and only night in Skegness.

First noted a few Bladettes singing 'sh@& your MEN and drink your wine' at West Ham about ten years ago. It made me smile and perhaps is an easier option. Plus as we embrace all in the Blades family, Nowt wrong with same sex versions according to preference,

But one song that is wrong is the he can do what he wants nonsense....
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That's all very well, but it excludes people of sexuality other than straight. I, for one, am mortally offended by the chanting of any song at football which is of a sexual nature that does not embrace the full rainbow of orientation.

:)
 
Women do have sex you know...one or two of em, quite possibly (!?!??) might even have 'done it' with a Blades supporter...once...
 
HillmortonBlade said:
That's all very well, but it excludes people of sexuality other than straight. I, for one, am mortally offended by the chanting of any song at football which is of a sexual nature that does not embrace the full rainbow of orientation.

:)
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"Shag your fans/drink your beer"

There you go HillmortonBlade , sorted ;)
 
Esablade said:
"Shag your fans/drink your beer"

There you go HillmortonBlade , sorted ;)
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Hasnt anyone yet sussed that only Darren was having sex? After all whenever there is a thread about it he is cast in like some super expert on the matter.

He is the Bergen of the bedroom. Although of course only boring people do it there.
 
Why not simply avoid all the potential for offending fellow fans with your chosen version of this ditty and just go "BOOOO Fuck Off You Wankers" at every opportunity?
 



raul said:
Why not simply avoid all the potential for offending fellow fans with your chosen version of this ditty and just go "BOOOO Fuck Off You Wankers" at every opportunity?
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Wage thieving cunts, we're just wage thieving cunts......
 
You're all missing the point. The concept of "your women" implies ownership and is a direct result of a patriarchal culture.

So no, I'll not be singing it out of prudishness but out of being more right-on than Bernard himself. :)
 
JohnDenver said:
You're all missing the point. The concept of "your women" implies ownership and is a direct result of a patriarchal culture.

So no, I'll not be singing it out of prudishness but out of being more right-on than Bernard himself. :)
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How very dare you - I resemble that remark!
 
Canterbury Blade said:
Probably start to see the flashing blue lights of the politically correct forum police in my rear mirror... But whats wrong with sh@&ing women and drinking beer?.

I spent a large portion of my younger life seeking the former and when failing excelling at the latter. Its part of my cultural heritage enacted on London Road, West .St and in a host of locations up and down the country.

On the rare occasions of finding someone willing, it was always with consent, though occasionally embarrassing, don't think I committed any crime and I possibly may have even be classed as a victim after my one and only night in Skegness.

First noted a few Bladettes singing 'sh@& your MEN and drink your wine' at West Ham about ten years ago. It made me smile and perhaps is an easier option. Plus as we embrace all in the Blades family, Nowt wrong with same sex versions according to preference,

But one song that is wrong is the he can do what he wants nonsense....
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i prefer the last line as "we are fat and we drink beer" and is it too late to apologize for that night in skegness..:oops:
 
JohnDenver said:
You're all missing the point. The concept of "your women" implies ownership and is a direct result of a patriarchal culture.
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Not just that, also the connotations that "their" women are something to be seen as conquests and bragged about, and that it's something that other men should take as a sleight.

I'm with you on the sexism front, and it's a good sign of the times if people don't want to sing it any more. The only problem is that white washing the song into something so tame is just a bit naff. Best find some new songs to sing.
 
Oh dear, politically correct police out in force again. It's a fucking football match and everybody singing it is pissed, which also means the words are barely fathomable anyway. Stop being offended for other people, get down off of your high horse and stop being special fucking snowflakes.
 
s4-blade said:
Oh dear, politically correct police out in force again. It's a fucking football match and everybody singing it is pissed, which also means the words are barely fathomable anyway. Stop being offended for other people, get down off of your high horse and stop being special fucking snowflakes.
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You seem far more mad than anyone suggesting maybe it's a bit of a dated song.
 
Everybody knows it's "drink your women shag your beer".
 
I usually sing, "drink your women and shag your beer"

By the time I get out of the pub and into the game ............
 
s4-blade said:
Oh dear, politically correct police out in force again. It's a fucking football match and everybody singing it is pissed, which also means the words are barely fathomable anyway. Stop being offended for other people, get down off of your high horse and stop being special fucking snowflakes.
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and todays' "whoooosh" moment goes to . . . . .
 



s4-blade said:
Oh dear, politically correct police out in force again. It's a fucking football match and everybody singing it is pissed, which also means the words are barely fathomable anyway. Stop being offended for other people, get down off of your high horse and stop being special fucking snowflakes.
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Fucking upstart Young Tories . It's not the 1970s.

Police arrest people for less these days in this PC land .

People taking the piss , chill .

UTB
 
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