True or Bullshit....you decide

[God]

They were, quite rightly, very quiet on the subject at the time but I'm sure his name was in the 'players not retained' list last Summer when his contract was up.

The club were probably as surprised as the rest of us when he was sent down, but I'd be surprised if they have any kind of arrangement in place.

OK Jim ta. I just took it the way it was played out that holding a players signature wasn't the same as his signature on a contract. Must admit it confused me somewhat.

 

[Oreyt]

Whoa there, let's rewind a second. Can't believe this went by without any comment.

Are you insane man? She's about as attractive as a tomato soup stain on your best white shirt (and not just a fucking spec somewhere round the side, I'm talking huge bowlful in the chest/stomach area).
I'd sooner go back to a hotel with Evans (Ched, Chris or Linda) than Millican!

It's not her looks. It's the voice. I can't imagine what it would be like hearing her all day. An unending aural hell on a par with being Joe Pasquale's wife. I'd have to endeafen myself.

 

[Pinchy]

Whilst I run the risk of oversimplifying , are you suggesting that long ball is worse than rape?

No, not quite as bad.

I am certain, however that it is an offence under S5 of the Public Order Act 1986:

"A person is guilty of an offence if he uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby."

I often contemplated a private prosecution against Semi-Pro.

 

[Guesty]

Good God man. Well go on then, compare me to a member of the KKK or the SS or something and have done with it.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Whoa there, let's rewind a second. Can't believe this went by without any comment.

Are you insane man? She's about as attractive as a tomato soup stain on your best white shirt (and not just a fucking spec somewhere round the side, I'm talking huge bowlful in the chest/stomach area).
I'd sooner go back to a hotel with Evans (Ched, Chris or Linda) than Millican!

More cush'n for the push'n.

 

[SotonBlade]

More cush'n for the push'n.

Must admit....she does have a 'quality'

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

You utter bar steward! Ok...he does look a bit like her. And it was moderately chuckleworthy. But did you really need to tell the world? He probably doesn't even know. Poor lad. If he reads this he's gonna be crying everytime he looks in the mirror now. Have a heart, man! Besides, what's wrong with Sarah Millican? Apart from her going on about cock's and fannies all day she's not that bad. If she shut her whiny trap for 5 minutes, id have a go.

The lad has minor problems compared to your good self, Ken, if you would willingly bounce her bones.

Besides the poor lad is now in a state of total paranoia, expecting you to appear and give him a good porking as you think she's such a looker!

 

[Pinchy]

Good God man. Well go on then, compare me to a member of the KKK or the SS or something and have done with it.

Now you mention it, you do bear an uncanny resemblance to this chap:

 

[1889]

No, not quite as bad.

I am certain, however that it is an offence under S5 of the Public Order Act 1986:

"A person is guilty of an offence if he uses threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, or disorderly behaviour, within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress thereby."

I often contemplated a private prosecution against Semi-Pro.

I guess this would be on the basis of 'Insulting', because to the best of my recollection, Blackwells style of play was never 'Threatening'

 

[Pinchy]

I guess this would be on the basis of 'Insulting', because to the best of my recollection, Blackwells style of play was never 'Threatening'

I agree, of course, that would apply. I had in mind, though, disorderly behaviour.