Trouble on London road

[Foxy]

Apparently it’s bad luck to put new trainers on your kitchen worktops.

Don't worry, I used a Google sourced stock image due to not wanting to stand up and wake the baby sleeping on me

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

LYDON is my stunt double

Did you say 'stunt'.... I think you might mean 'cu......'

 

[wizadry]

Don't worry, I used a Google sourced stock image due to not wanting to stand up and wake the baby sleeping on me

I didn’t really think you had white worktops, although it would be uncanny if you did.

 

[The Crab]

Did you say 'stunt'.... I think you might mean 'cu......'

I was trying to be a gentleman

 

[prince albert]

They won't turn up until there are at least 100 coppers in front of them, protecting them.

I spose they will never get over the blades fans taking over Legends bar.

On a serious note though.... #numpties

 

[Derbyblade1968]

Why wud any mob give details out.. Cowards... I remember the derby double year 400 top blades marching thru Hillsboro corner thru the allotments and back of the sty kop ...no resistance... Same Wembley in the semis ....always been the same ...

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fucking complete bell ends. 100% Saturday's star reports some woman or young kid gets hurt.

 

[mosbolad]

Woah! (That's English for stop a horse)

What are you trying to say like?!

My main dilemma for tomorrow is whether to go with the unbeaten red leather Gazelles or the unworn at football black ones. The result of the game literally hangs in the balance!

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I'll be rockin' these bad boys and as you say Foxy......The result of the game literally hangs in the New Balance!.......

 

[super_pig]

Be afraid, be very afraid.........

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firms don’t wear the shirt.. only ordinary punters weat the shirt.. (shirters) wtf are they doing

 

[Foxy]

I'll be rockin' these bad boys and as you say Foxy......The result of the game literally hangs in the New Balance!.......

I'm tempted with the Collegiate Green Gazelles that so elegantly graced the beautiful turf of the Sixfields and have a long unbeaten stretch, but in my mind, it's not looking like suede weather with the likelihood of large crowds to navigate.

 

[sitwell]

Is this our red gloved boys waiting for them

Dempseys bar staff.

 

[mosbolad]

I'm tempted with the Collegiate Green Gazelles that so elegantly graced the beautiful turf of the Sixfields and have a long unbeaten stretch, but in my mind, it's not looking like suede weather with the likelihood of large crowds to navigate.

 

[GrayBlade]

They'd be kettled in walkley/crookes.

Let’s hope that they’re slow boiled till the pork drops off the bone. Love a bit of ham shank me.

 

[GrayBlade]

Will they do that pointy dance?

 

[wizadry]

One I know reckons some are heading to London Road at 11am. WTF for?

Breaking news: New job centre opening up on London Road at 11am in the morning.

 

[Foxy]

Will they do that pointy dance?

What, this one? Hope not, it's terrifying.

 

[wizadry]

What, this one?



Hope not, it's terrifying.

I’m just so glad nobody in my family supports that shower of shit, embarrassing!

 

[Danny_Boy]

They'll probably go at 3am tomorrow morning, take a photo with a Wednesday flag & post it on Facebook saying they took London Road.

 

[GrayBlade]

What, this one? Hope not, it's terrifying.

That’s the very one.

 

[3-GBlade]

That’s the very one.

For some reason I always imagine the typical porktalk poster to look like those cretins

 

[TDGAOAC]

So lads to make sure we keep the element of surprise, we're going to tell everyone exactly what we're going to do. Never mind sorting out London road these geniuses should be parachuted into the Middle east. I hear Syria's nice in January. Knuckle dragging Lonsdale wearing Mouth breathing Porkers.

 

[3-GBlade]

Molon Labe

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

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[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Why wud any mob give details out.. Cowards... I remember the derby double year 400 top blades marching thru Hillsboro corner thru the allotments and back of the sty kop ...no resistance... Same Wembley in the semis ....always been the same ...

That's a relief then
I can now watch t' game safe in the knowledge that when it 'comes on top' my 'honour' is intact & safe in the hands of you & yours when (if) faced with a bunch of retarded juvenile pricks, because 'we've got :
Bigger
Older (more mature !?!?!?!)
Harder ( FnarFnar)

FFS
# we took your allotments

 

[Aston max]

Let’s hope that they’re slow boiled till the pork drops off the bone. Love a bit of ham shank me.

Yes some one told me that

 

[Canterbury Blade]

I'll be rockin' these bad boys and as you say Foxy......The result of the game literally hangs in the New Balance!.......

Personally I would ditch the blue (BLUE ON DERBY DAY..??) laces, not wear the Fonz/ Danny from Grease/ tubular Sheaf Market based white socks and may consider wearing some trousers given the temperature.

But I do like a pair of New Balance, but not a touch on a pair of Trimm Trabbs or Diadora Borg elites!

 

[Rodley]

Personally I would ditch the blue (BLUE ON DERBY DAY..??) laces, not wear the Fonz/ Danny from Grease/ tubular Sheaf Market based white socks and may consider wearing some trousers given the temperature.

But I do like a pair of New Balance, but not a touch on a pair of Trimm Trabbs or Diadora Borg elites!

The pinnacle are Supergas for me, I’ll even allow Commes Des Garçons Converse if you’re feeling avant garde.

 

[S64 Blade]

The pinnacle are Supergas for me, I’ll even allow Commes Des Garçons Converse if you’re feeling avant garde.

Novesta are the new Superga. I like the latter, but they always do my feet to bits.

 

[Garibaldi]

That's a relief then
I can now watch t' game safe in the knowledge that when it 'comes on top' my 'honour' is intact & safe in the hands of you & yours when (if) faced with a bunch of retarded juvenile pricks, because 'we've got :
Bigger
Older (more mature !?!?!?!)
Harder ( FnarFnar)

FFS
# we took your allotments

Hahaha. Walking through the allotment, slapping everyone who got in their way ! Claret everywhere. No sign of Plod.

Got to love all these hoolie rumours around derby day. They won’t come anywhere near London Rd.

 

[SwissBlade]

So basically the pigs are ticketless and turning up at half time for a pint in a quiet pub, understandable as the pubs in S6 will be filled to the troughs with approx 500,000 grunters

It makes perfect sense for them to go to S2 as this will boost the friday night economy, particularly on London Road with a 70 man influx.

Then when the game ends they pop off to their troughs in S6.

No doubt twitter will be full of pork based selfies in S2, like kids at Disneyworld, perhaps we should send Captain blade out for selfies.