gavtheblade
Shitwasp member.
Deep in his underground lair,4 miles beneath upton park,Brooking sat bolt upright in his bed.
`shit` he mumbled.
`shit,i cant believe it,ive only just realised that next season we could be matched against the blades again.Fuck fuck,what can i do,er,hang on i`ll ring my butler-Pleaty.`
ring ring.
`hello sir,how can i be of service?`asked Pleaty.
`sheffield fucking united`groaned Brooking,`what can we do pleaty?`
`there is an option sir,that player of theres is in the dock today`
`oh yes........that prick who goes round thinking he`s Austin fucking powers.we`ll screw the bastards somehow.Get me the judge on the phone.`
`Yes sir.`
ring ring.
`Hello,justice lord David richards,can i help you?i am rather busy today.`
`yes,Brooking here,i believe a certain Evans is in dock today and i wish he be condemned`
`No problem my old friend,its as good as done`
At that moment Brooking gave off a terrible laugh of personal achievement-MWAAAAHAHA,MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA,and snuggled back under his carlos tevez duvet set and shagged karen brady.
THE END.
`shit` he mumbled.
`shit,i cant believe it,ive only just realised that next season we could be matched against the blades again.Fuck fuck,what can i do,er,hang on i`ll ring my butler-Pleaty.`
ring ring.
`hello sir,how can i be of service?`asked Pleaty.
`sheffield fucking united`groaned Brooking,`what can we do pleaty?`
`there is an option sir,that player of theres is in the dock today`
`oh yes........that prick who goes round thinking he`s Austin fucking powers.we`ll screw the bastards somehow.Get me the judge on the phone.`
`Yes sir.`
ring ring.
`Hello,justice lord David richards,can i help you?i am rather busy today.`
`yes,Brooking here,i believe a certain Evans is in dock today and i wish he be condemned`
`No problem my old friend,its as good as done`
At that moment Brooking gave off a terrible laugh of personal achievement-MWAAAAHAHA,MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA,and snuggled back under his carlos tevez duvet set and shagged karen brady.
THE END.