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In the hope of last minute investment, Kev makes Knill sit on the floor next to the cash machine outside the forum.

Capn Blades takes Scott and Simon down the the skatepark.

Tufty not 'appeh. No Peroni but he says Moretti will do. Kev mishears and gets him a slice of margherita from the Pizza Bar and a tub of ketchup.

Boys come back saying Cap'n Blade has been arrested. Something to do with a Yew Tree. Honestly, damaging shrubbery at his age.

Knilly comes in, no money but he has a well fed dog on a rope, new trainers, a sleeping bag three lots of sandwiches and a black eye.

Washington next.
 

It can't be easy to get players to come with our wage structure and what we can offer, if we just don't sell David Brooks I will be fine if we miss a few targets here and there... but I fear as I always do at this time we will lose our exciting new star to fund the remainder of the season...

Murphy
Maguire
Ramsdale
DCL
Brooks. ???

leopards and spots come to mind with Mcabe....
 
Washington shut. Tufty not appeh.

Kev runs back to forum for fax machine and lead. We set off for Dempseys.
 
I'll be pleased as long as we don't sell Brooks, but time is running out and we really need a striker
 
Don't let Mr Mc look at premier league spending then, a quick glance shows £8m to be the least spent by a club this year and that's Palace who spent over £70m last year! £20m second least spent, again by a team who survived last year, if we were ever to get promoted it's a different league from the one we were relegated from any wednesday fan will tell you that.
 
Gave Dempseys a miss as Scott got lost in Wickes car park.
In Spoons on Eccy Road.

Saw some Blades outside singing "McCabe out". They saw him and came charging in. Then formed an orderly queue to have a photo shaking hands with him. All smiles then off they went, calling him a cunt the minute they got out of the door.

Kev decided SandS had to go to bed. Ordered them a taxi but when it came they had to reprise, in its entirety, the "so long, farewell" scene from The Sound of Music. It was an Uber taxi so what with the fare and the waiting time, Kev phoned Wolves to tell them the Coady deal was off.

Tufty not 'appeh. Finally got a Peroni but tripped over Knills dog and the lot went into the fax machine. Dog then snatched a steak from a customers plate so manager kicked us out.

Clubhouse next.
 
Is anyone else suffering palpitations, cold sweats and heart arrhythmia yet?
 
Bit odd if we don't sign a striker. If Sharp were to get injured, we look well and truly stuffed.
Disappointing to see Clough's had our trousers down with Brayford.
 
Walked into Clubhouse behind Kev who did an about turn and straight out when he saw Jim White on every screen.

Tufty not 'appeh. Asked him about Henegan, he kept muttering Lenihan, Lenihan.

Off to the Lane! No doubt to finalise the other deals.
 
Got a feeling that decanter Cole deal is about to be finalised/announced soon (not a rumour just a hunch)​
 

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