Toilets in South Stand.

[Silent Blade]

Billy Tightshirt by any chance?

No

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Still waiting for photos!

 

[Whiston Blade]

When I went for a wee before the game I heard a bloke say "I'd rather piss on t'floor and have a decent striker"

If we had any ambition, we'd do both.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Billy Tightshirt by any chance?

Surprisingly, no. It was Dean Windass.

 

[Dkc]

Utter woke nonsense. Orderly queuing in a line for 16 minutes because society deems no cock shaming. Bring back the stainless pisser. World's gone crackers.

Seriously I wonder if any of our male fans - especially older fans - were consulted on this before they went ahead?

I haven't seen the new SS bogs but it stands to reason that if you replace a long communal urinal with individual urinals, fewer people can take a piss at any given time.

Are long, shared urinals unfashionable these days? Are they more expensive? Most modern toilets seem to favour the queue / individual piss experience.

 

[Cheesebored]

Seriously I wonder if any of our male fans - especially older fans - were consulted on this before they went ahead?

I haven't seen the new SS bogs but it stands to reason that if you replace a long communal urinal with individual urinals, fewer people can take a piss at any given time.

Are long, shared urinals unfashionable these days? Are they more expensive? Most modern toilets seem to favour the queue / individual piss experience.

Post was a bit tongue in cheek. The refit looked quite smart but the waiting time was ridiculous, especially if you've been for a few pints before.

 

[Bartleby]

Post was a bit tongue in cheek. The refit looked quite smart but the waiting time was ridiculous, especially if you've been for a few pints before.

sounds like getting piss in at half time is about as feasible as getting a pint then now unless you go in early

 

[brownblade]

Seriously I wonder if any of our male fans - especially older fans - were consulted on this before they went ahead?

I haven't seen the new SS bogs but it stands to reason that if you replace a long communal urinal with individual urinals, fewer people can take a piss at any given time.

Are long, shared urinals unfashionable these days? Are they more expensive? Most modern toilets seem to favour the queue / individual piss experience.

Surely less messy.

Less distance/time for wee to reach urinal than trench, speeding things up?!!

Maybe less stage fright? Suspect see more people taking ages when squeezed in.

Anyway, doubt we can afford to change them back. Ever.

 

[Dkc]

Surely less messy.

Less distance/time for wee to reach urinal than trench, speeding things up?!!

Maybe less stage fright? Suspect see more people taking ages when squeezed in.

Anyway, doubt we can afford to change them back. Ever.

And if you're desperate there's always the sink

 

[GodricBlade]

sounds like getting piss in at half time is about as feasible as getting a pint then now unless you go in early

Tbh, I went for a piss about half way through half time and it was no different to how it used to be.
Got in, picked a lane and I had 2 or 3 blokes in front of me.
Agree that generally it should be a bit slower but maybe folk will spread their visits out a bit?

 

[DI36O]

Who said its only one at a time per urinal?

 

[GodricBlade]

Who said its only one at a time per urinal?

Good shout - we could have a knockout competition over the season. Longest pisser wins.

Edit - I don’t mean longest knob. I mean the person who can piss for the longest time.

 

[Grey Blade]

Got in, picked a lane and I had 2 or 3 blokes in front of me

Always a lottery. Just need to be patient.

The mind boggles at the thought of sharing @D1360

Maybe a strategically placed emergency bucket for the desperate

 

[GodricBlade]

Always a lottery. Just need to be patient.

The mind boggles at the thought of sharing @D1360

Maybe a strategically placed emergency bucket for the desperate

Or a strategically placed long urinal that folks can squash up & piss in?
Just an idea there……

 

[Silent Blade]

Surprisingly, no. It was Dean Windass.

It was the reason why he was left out of the squad for the 2003 play off final at Cardiff.

 

[Grey Blade]

Or a strategically placed long urinal that folks can squash up & piss in?
Just an idea there……

This is the problem with modern life. All innovation is usually over complicated.

 

[GodricBlade]

I’m spending far too much time on this thread but one thing the new format cuts out is people taking up more than their fair share of the urinal.
I use the bogs at the bottom of Gangway A and where there was space for 4 at one of the troughs, there were regularly only 3 pissing due to size or manspreading.
Plus, some folk seem to take an age from the end-of-piss-tremble to actually leaving the urinal. They must shake it, wring it out, spin it round, tuck it in, dress it to the correct side, then fasten up their buttons slowly, adjust their belt, take a deep breath, check their change and then turn round to leave.
Bog etiquette - queue, power-piss, tuck & turn, sort the rest out on your way out.

 

[Grey Blade]

I’m spending far too much time on this thread but one thing the new format cuts out is people taking up more than their fair share of the urinal.
I use the bogs at the bottom of Gangway A and where there was space for 4 at one of the troughs, there were regularly only 3 pissing due to size or manspreading.
Plus, some folk seem to take an age from the end-of-piss-tremble to actually leaving the urinal. They must shake it, wring it out, spin it round, tuck it in, dress it to the correct side, then fasten up their buttons slowly, adjust their belt, take a deep breath, check their change and then turn round to leave.
Bog etiquette - queue, power-piss, tuck & turn, sort the rest out on your way out.

Likewise. Must have too much time or my hands.
Whilst queueing they can save time by unzipping in readiness.

 

[Bartleby]

I’m spending far too much time on this thread but one thing the new format cuts out is people taking up more than their fair share of the urinal.
I use the bogs at the bottom of Gangway A and where there was space for 4 at one of the troughs, there were regularly only 3 pissing due to size or manspreading.
Plus, some folk seem to take an age from the end-of-piss-tremble to actually leaving the urinal. They must shake it, wring it out, spin it round, tuck it in, dress it to the correct side, then fasten up their buttons slowly, adjust their belt, take a deep breath, check their change and then turn round to leave.
Bog etiquette - queue, power-piss, tuck & turn, sort the rest out on your way out.

as you get older that often becomes less of an option , probably why it's so slow on the south stand

 

[metalblade]

I’m spending far too much time on this thread but one thing the new format cuts out is people taking up more than their fair share of the urinal.
I use the bogs at the bottom of Gangway A and where there was space for 4 at one of the troughs, there were regularly only 3 pissing due to size or manspreading.
Plus, some folk seem to take an age from the end-of-piss-tremble to actually leaving the urinal. They must shake it, wring it out, spin it round, tuck it in, dress it to the correct side, then fasten up their buttons slowly, adjust their belt, take a deep breath, check their change and then turn round to leave.
Bog etiquette - queue, power-piss, tuck & turn, sort the rest out on your way out.

That's why Pitsmoor Pig's joggers are piss stained

 

[sportsmanblade]

Whats surface like on G+H block cubical in corner that's a favourite toilet for the punters, i recall it serves 2 at a time and toilet never flushed heard someone say they serve mouse meyt in theya once

 

[DifferentClass]

That's why Pitsmoor Pig's joggers are piss stained

Nah, he just gets off his tits on crack.

 

[bladesmanluke]

Still waiting for photos!

I uded to take pictures in the bogs every week, but I'm banned these days

 

[bakeblade]

did anyone get a picture of bogs lol for those overseas blades never thought would see day

Not sure taking photos in toilets is a great idea

 

[bakeblade]

Always a lottery. Just need to be patient.

The mind boggles at the thought of sharing @D1360

Maybe a strategically placed emergency bucket for the desperate

Sinks always an option

 

[sportsmanblade]

Not sure taking photos in toilets is a great idea

 

[Grey Blade]

Not sure taking photos in toilets is a great idea

The worst football toilet I ever saw was at Southend United's ground - so bad I took a photo of it (empty at the time) - but can't find it now!

 

[Nick Jansky]

It was the reason why he was left out of the squad for the 2003 play off final at Cardiff.

Indeed.

 

[Grey Blade]

Sinks always an option

Whilst a student in Sheffield (1970s) I shared a 2nd floor flat. One lunchtime I went back to the flat and saw the landlord's car outside. Walking upstairs we could hear him in our kitchen - as we entered we found him peeing in the sink! He didn't bat an eyelid and assured us urine was sterile

 

[Nick Jansky]

And if you're desperate there's always the sink

My preference, actually. Perfect height for avoiding splashes on your trousers.