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pommpey
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Great day out. Got three tickets when I was up in Sheffield from the Lane (how ace it is to be at that place when you don't see it every weekend or other for us ex-pats?)
Travelled up via Petersfield (as we knew Chichester would be a fucking nightmare what with all the flooding) and across country on the A272. Stopped off at a Tesco Extra south of Crawley for a cashpoint where we saw a dumpy old boiler called Kerry Katona stepping out of her vehicle to go and get her ration of chicken nibbles and valium. Grim-looking. You wouldn't mess with her.
Anyroad, apologies to Ollesandro and co. We decided what with the time and that Crawley would be full of Katonas, that we'd stay local and parked up opposite the Broadfield Stadium and when up to the Half Moon where we enjoyed a shit pint of 1669 Extra Warm. Plenty of Blades in there. Then we walked down to the ground and had a bottle of warm lager in the car park when I discovered I lost JnrJnr Pommpeys ticket. We bought another from the Portakabinticketoffice. Seven Quid. 'Kin 'ell!
Inside we found our way to the right of the goal. Nice little ground. It was siling down.
The game. Well, apart from two cracking free kicks, here's the truth.
Long. 6/10. Low scoring, because he really had bollocks all to do but make a good tackle/save in the first half and collect a few pot-shots, crosses in the second. His distribution was solid. But underused all game.
Hill. 6/10. Ran well along the left, if drawn out of place a bit by the player in front of him and sometimes a bit run ragged by their nippy winger. But pulled off some safe tackles and worked well with the back four.
Maguire. 7/10. Safe as. Commanding and looking in control. However ...
Collins. 7.5/10. Again, safe as. But spent a lot of the match yelling and berating Harry, for some reason. Couldn't see why.
McMahon. 6/10. At times not 'with the game'. One really stray/daft pass in the second half and he looked really upset with himself. I missed his first goal as I went for a slash, but my lad said it was a beaut. The second was a doozie! I filmed it. Got the pile-on in front of me as well and the fans.
Blackman. 5/10. He doesn't like playing out wide. At all.
Doyle. 6/10. Did his job, battled and harried, but to be honest we could have done with three of him because he was a bit lightweight at times. The passing and moving was piss poor and if there is anywhere we do need to get better in, it is the 'drop midfield' role done so well in the past by the likes of McCall. We need someone to get his foot on the ball, shrug people off and carry it forward to the attack. And find the attackers, possibly.
McDonald. 6.5/10. Good to see him back and as usual, we saw nice touches, strength, and the ability (as he did) to carry it up the pitch to their penalty area. But there was no outlet.
Flynn. 5.5/10. Typical Flynn game, ran a bit, got bullied, fell over, cut inside, failed to support his defender effectively.
Miller. 7/10. Although he didn't score, fed off scraps and half chances and tried his best, he was far better than ...
Kitson. 4/10. Shite.
Subs
Ironside 7/10. Did well and looked like he wanted to be on the pitch.
Cofie (unmarked) but ran about a bit better than the tiring Miller
Williams (unmarked)
Game
Sat too far deep. Crawley, to their credit showed us why they have come so far with some neat, patient passing and their channel players are quick and agile. They threw a lot at us all game, but just couldn't land the ball un the box, or get round the back of us to effectively make a mark. Our back four were - not exactly awesome - but effective and did their job. We pissed about too much whilst on the ball and then spent an age chasing then about trying to get it back, and when we got it, wasted possession. We must have attacked four times throughout the game. Corners didn't find the tall blokes, wingplay was easily squashed and save for a standout chance for Miller around 80 minutes, there was little from open play to get excited about. The free kicks were ace. The second one a top-corner belter that looked like it was going over from where we were.
Officials
Fair. Missed some stuff but can't complain. It was pissing down for most of the game.
Crowd
Brilliant. Took my lad (last game, Reading some years ago (Warnock 0-1)) and my granddaughter (last game Wembley ... so it was some contrast for her) and we spent most of the game laughing at the fans and their humour:
To a steward: "If you wear a yellow jacket, you're a cunt!"
To a steward who was nice: "If you wear an orange jacket, you're a Blade!"
Jingle Bells
There's only one Danny Wilson
Is there a Fire Drill?
GCB (which echoed around the ground beautifully)
Sheff-United! (ten billion times!)
Top-o-the-league!
You should have gone Christmas shopping!
Santas doing the conga, pissing down with rain, a massive pile-on, two-nil, top corner free kicks and United at the top for Christmas!
Life is fucking brilliant!
pommpey
Travelled up via Petersfield (as we knew Chichester would be a fucking nightmare what with all the flooding) and across country on the A272. Stopped off at a Tesco Extra south of Crawley for a cashpoint where we saw a dumpy old boiler called Kerry Katona stepping out of her vehicle to go and get her ration of chicken nibbles and valium. Grim-looking. You wouldn't mess with her.
Anyroad, apologies to Ollesandro and co. We decided what with the time and that Crawley would be full of Katonas, that we'd stay local and parked up opposite the Broadfield Stadium and when up to the Half Moon where we enjoyed a shit pint of 1669 Extra Warm. Plenty of Blades in there. Then we walked down to the ground and had a bottle of warm lager in the car park when I discovered I lost JnrJnr Pommpeys ticket. We bought another from the Portakabinticketoffice. Seven Quid. 'Kin 'ell!
Inside we found our way to the right of the goal. Nice little ground. It was siling down.
The game. Well, apart from two cracking free kicks, here's the truth.
Long. 6/10. Low scoring, because he really had bollocks all to do but make a good tackle/save in the first half and collect a few pot-shots, crosses in the second. His distribution was solid. But underused all game.
Hill. 6/10. Ran well along the left, if drawn out of place a bit by the player in front of him and sometimes a bit run ragged by their nippy winger. But pulled off some safe tackles and worked well with the back four.
Maguire. 7/10. Safe as. Commanding and looking in control. However ...
Collins. 7.5/10. Again, safe as. But spent a lot of the match yelling and berating Harry, for some reason. Couldn't see why.
McMahon. 6/10. At times not 'with the game'. One really stray/daft pass in the second half and he looked really upset with himself. I missed his first goal as I went for a slash, but my lad said it was a beaut. The second was a doozie! I filmed it. Got the pile-on in front of me as well and the fans.
Blackman. 5/10. He doesn't like playing out wide. At all.
Doyle. 6/10. Did his job, battled and harried, but to be honest we could have done with three of him because he was a bit lightweight at times. The passing and moving was piss poor and if there is anywhere we do need to get better in, it is the 'drop midfield' role done so well in the past by the likes of McCall. We need someone to get his foot on the ball, shrug people off and carry it forward to the attack. And find the attackers, possibly.
McDonald. 6.5/10. Good to see him back and as usual, we saw nice touches, strength, and the ability (as he did) to carry it up the pitch to their penalty area. But there was no outlet.
Flynn. 5.5/10. Typical Flynn game, ran a bit, got bullied, fell over, cut inside, failed to support his defender effectively.
Miller. 7/10. Although he didn't score, fed off scraps and half chances and tried his best, he was far better than ...
Kitson. 4/10. Shite.
Subs
Ironside 7/10. Did well and looked like he wanted to be on the pitch.
Cofie (unmarked) but ran about a bit better than the tiring Miller
Williams (unmarked)
Game
Sat too far deep. Crawley, to their credit showed us why they have come so far with some neat, patient passing and their channel players are quick and agile. They threw a lot at us all game, but just couldn't land the ball un the box, or get round the back of us to effectively make a mark. Our back four were - not exactly awesome - but effective and did their job. We pissed about too much whilst on the ball and then spent an age chasing then about trying to get it back, and when we got it, wasted possession. We must have attacked four times throughout the game. Corners didn't find the tall blokes, wingplay was easily squashed and save for a standout chance for Miller around 80 minutes, there was little from open play to get excited about. The free kicks were ace. The second one a top-corner belter that looked like it was going over from where we were.
Officials
Fair. Missed some stuff but can't complain. It was pissing down for most of the game.
Crowd
Brilliant. Took my lad (last game, Reading some years ago (Warnock 0-1)) and my granddaughter (last game Wembley ... so it was some contrast for her) and we spent most of the game laughing at the fans and their humour:
To a steward: "If you wear a yellow jacket, you're a cunt!"
To a steward who was nice: "If you wear an orange jacket, you're a Blade!"
Jingle Bells
There's only one Danny Wilson
Is there a Fire Drill?
GCB (which echoed around the ground beautifully)
Sheff-United! (ten billion times!)
Top-o-the-league!
You should have gone Christmas shopping!
Santas doing the conga, pissing down with rain, a massive pile-on, two-nil, top corner free kicks and United at the top for Christmas!
Life is fucking brilliant!
pommpey
