To use an analogy.

[Deleted member 875]

It feels a bit like we have been over indulging during the first half of the season.

Much like you would do during the festive season. Too many beers on Christmas Eve, earring and drinking on Christmas Day. Full English for breakfast, baked Camembert, Pate, Turkey, Christmas Pudding and Cheese and Biscuits as well as Beer, Chanpagne, wine and single malts.

You wake up on Boxing Day morning, stomach cramps, expelling copious amounts of foul smelling gut gas, and you fear for safety of your spinchter when the inenivitable occurs.

But when the inevitable occurs, it produced one long, perfectly formed stool that slips out perfectly, and the sense of relief is palpable.

That has been us today

 

[Brother-Leech]

I feared for safety of my fellow spectators when I got the first whiff of what my arse was expelling.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

It feels a bit like we have been over indulging during the first half of the season.

Much like you would do during the festive season. Too many beers on Christmas Eve, earring and drinking on Christmas Day. Full English for breakfast, baked Camembert, Pate, Turkey, Christmas Pudding and Cheese and Biscuits as well as Beer, Chanpagne, wine and single malts.

Can I come to your house next year mate?

 

[GodricBlade]

I feared for safety of my fellow spectators when I got the first whiff of what my arse was expelling.

Ah - not just me then. Even I had to complain about my own stench.
Apologies to South Stand Block B.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Shit post

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Shit post

A like for your excellent subtlety my good man.

 

[BigBed]

It feels a bit like we have been over indulging during the first half of the season.

Much like you would do during the festive season. Too many beers on Christmas Eve, earring and drinking on Christmas Day. Full English for breakfast, baked Camembert, Pate, Turkey, Christmas Pudding and Cheese and Biscuits as well as Beer, Chanpagne, wine and single malts.

You wake up on Boxing Day morning, stomach cramps, expelling copious amounts of foul smelling gut gas, and you fear for safety of your spinchter when the inenivitable occurs.

But when the inevitable occurs, it produced one long, perfectly formed stool that slips out perfectly, and the sense of relief is palpable.

That has been us today

Unless the long perfectly formed stool, provides ball slap!!
BALL SLAP- when a shit is so large it bottoms out in the pan and, as it breaks off, falls forwards into the back of your ball sack, causing it to swing forth, sporting a new shitty print.

 

[Bladesman]

I feared for safety of my fellow spectators when I got the first whiff of what my arse was expelling.

I thought I could smell something.

 

[tyke1889]

It feels a bit like we have been over indulging during the first half of the season.

Much like you would do during the festive season. Too many beers on Christmas Eve, earring and drinking on Christmas Day. Full English for breakfast, baked Camembert, Pate, Turkey, Christmas Pudding and Cheese and Biscuits as well as Beer, Chanpagne, wine and single malts.

You wake up on Boxing Day morning, stomach cramps, expelling copious amounts of foul smelling gut gas, and you fear for safety of your spinchter when the inenivitable occurs.

But when the inevitable occurs, it produced one long, perfectly formed stool that slips out perfectly, and the sense of relief is palpable.

That has been us today

Swap brandy for malt whisky and forget the earrings and that sounds like my perfect Crimbo

 

[Brother-Leech]

I thought I could smell something.

South stand block h. Sorry mate

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Hell of an anal-ogy.

 

[Tom Bott]

Shit post

31000 to witness it so a good turn out non the less.

 

[Rodley]

Not called brownie for nothing I guess!

 

[metalblade]

Perhaps brownie needs to revive the old "Unitedite" pooh thread.

 

[Sean Thornton]

31000 to witness it so a good turn out non the less.

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