To the tune of...

[Valleyblade]

Nah nah nah nah, ees a blade n ees a blade. How about. Nah nah nah nah, Ebanks Landell ees a blade? Just sayin. Sheffield away double still on.....!

 

[Nick Jansky]

Assist from Aaron Ramsdale according to Sky Sports. Impressive.

 

[1973Blade]

Good, solid first half performance. I didn't know Basham could finish so calmly, just a pity Freeman didn't have his shooting boots on in the last minute. We'll need to remain strong defensively in the second half. UTB.

 

[Kenilworth]

Nah nah nah nah, ees a blade n ees a blade. How about. Nah nah nah nah, Ebanks Landell ees a blade? Just sayin. Sheffield away double still on.....!

It'll sound different when you sober up

 

[Valleyblade]

I've only ever started one chant on the kop. "you dirty Wednesday bastard". To the tune of, "you don't know what you're doing" like you might sing at a ref. Or Brian Robson. Aimed at David Hurst in Sheffield derby when he slid in late on Tracey. Anyway. Worrying I'm jinxing it now.

 

[blade too long]

Nah nah nah nah, ees a blade n ees a blade. How about. Nah nah nah nah, Ebanks Landell ees a blade? Just sayin. Sheffield away double still on.....!

nah nag nah nah EELS a blade yes EELS a BLADE

 

[PokerBlade]

Count the syllables in "Ebanks Landell" and "He's a Blade" and then get back to us.

 

[Bladepicker]

Count the syllables in "Ebanks Landell" and "He's a Blade" and then get back to us.

I was going to say you probably lost Valleyblade at 'syllables' but on second thoughts you probably lost him at 'count'.

 

[Valleyblade]

Silly bulls? Who's the fool now.

 

[Valleyblade]

Happy with today's result. Yet more charactar. Jesus. Every time I venture onto here you lot are brutal. Bastards.

 

[JohnDenver]

Bastards.

You can't write songs but you've got the measure of us quick enough.

 

[Valleyblade]

The best blades song I ever wrote, as you put it, someone, can't be arsed to say who, goes as follows, invented in the ched season. (to the tune of we all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds) He's not a miner, and he dunt shag sheep, we dint go up so we got him cheap, but we all knew he'd score int end, we've got chedwyn, Evans.