This make me laugh: from the culb's website

[mpjacko]

The process, which also includes 30 tonnes of sand being applied to the surface as a dressing, is common in the close season and designed to assist new boss Danny Wilson play, what he has described as 'his strong, attractive, effective brand of football'.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://www.sufc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10418~2370802,00.html

 

[davidpinder]

There going to be making sand castles as team bonding

 

[broomhillblade]

Some people will seize on anything to have a go at the club.

 

[Willie Carlin]

The process, which also includes 30 tonnes of sand being applied to the surface as a dressing, is common in the close season and designed to assist new boss Danny Wilson play, what he has described as 'his strong, attractive, effective brand of football'.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://www.sufc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10418~2370802,00.html

Can't see anything funny myself about that statement. After all thats the type of football fans want lets hope Danny can get them playing like that.
UTB

 

[Jim Chimmerney]

Are we going to stop those egg-chasing types from churning it up ?

 

[Wards]

Which bit was the punchline?

 

[TheSwollengland]

Off to A & E for some rib works ,ouch there goes another one ! NOT

What would you prefer it said ,we are going to provide a narrow ploughed field so we can hoof it about and use long throw ins as a tactic ?

 

[davidpinder]

Are we going to stop those egg-chasing types from churning it up ?

Am guessing there the reason it needs doing

 

[frechyblade]

Agree with most, don't see the joke myself!

Have they missed out a money making opportunity though, could have surely sold off squares of the hallowed turf rather than just shaving it off.

The big pre-season question is will The Standard still be open come August?

UTB

 

[Bladesman]

I get it.

Regular pitch maintenance which happens at the end of every season but Danny boy believes that it will improve the quality of the football. It is funny when managers try and claim that the football will be better when in reality the turf gets fucked up as soon winter begins to hit. It also helps if you don't have a rugby team playing on it as well.

 

[shorehamview]

That's hilarious! I have just pissed myself laughing.

Oh no, sorry , that's just old age and incontinence. It's about a pitch being resurfaced. Not even as funny as the Chuckle Brothers, or diptheria. Try again please

 

[mpjacko]

Sorry, been at work all day. The line

"what he has described as 'his strong, attractive, effective brand of football"

made be chuckle

 

[SwissBlade]

Sorry, been at work all day. The line

"what he has described as 'his strong, attractive, effective brand of football"

made be chuckle

I think we got it...well we read it but we didn't get it

 

[TopBoy]

Are we going to stop those egg-chasing types from churning it up ?

I bloody hope so. There is no way they should be allowed anywhere near Bramall Lane.