Things That Are Like Watching Sheffield United

[Kenilworth]

Took delivery of two sun loungers this afternoon - and now it's raining.

 

[Tyler Durden]

When you run to the shitter expecting to drop a heavy load, and it just turns out to be a big fart.

 

[billyblademan]

When you run to the shitter expecting to drop a heavy load, and it just turns out to be a big fart.

When you don't run to the shitter as you're expecting a big fart, and it turns out to be a heavy load.

 

[Sean Thornton]

When you don't run to the shitter as you're expecting a big fart, and it turns out to be a heavy load.

Surely that's like supporting the Pugs?

(Wrong forum?)

 

[Sean Thornton]

When you pull the fittest bird ever and she's a crap shag...

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Watching a car drive through a massive pile of horse shit on the road.

 

[Kenilworth]

When you pull the fittest bird ever and she's a crap shag...

Thought you were on bloody holiday?

What would the Mrs say, eh?

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Accidentally weeing on yourself in an old fashioned urinal with a metal splash back

 

[Sean Thornton]

Thought you were on bloody holiday?

What would the Mrs say, eh?

She's talking to too many Sicilians for me so I'll post what I want ....

 

[Kenilworth]

She's talking to too many Sicilians for me so I'll post what I want ....

Sounds like she's being mobbed

 

[west_yorks_blade]

She's talking to too many Sicilians for me so I'll post what I want ....

You can tell you wears the trousers in my house. Mrs westyorkshire always insists on holsipops first 2 weeks of August, so I always miss the first couple of games

 

[Kenilworth]

She's talking to too many Sicilians for me so I'll post what I want ....

Isn't Sicilly famous for lemons?

Sounds like your fitting right in

 

[Kenilworth]

You can tell you wears the trousers in my house. Mrs westyorkshire always insists on holsipops first 2 weeks of August, so I always miss the first couple of games

Worked out well last season, though

 

[Minty]

Pulling a fit bird only to discover he/she's got a cock

 

[Tyler Durden]

Carrying a hot cup of tea in each hand...... and then you need to sneeze.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Isn't Sicilly famous for lemons?

Sounds like your fitting right in

Trying to dodge a boring bastard from Birmingham who's only topic of conversation is how much money he's got, where he's been in the world - everywhere - whilst sat there wearing a fifty bob watch in a stained George at Asda shirt .

 

[Sean Thornton]

Sounds like she's being mobbed

They've just sent for another tanker of Prosecco for her so it'll be okay

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Worked out well last season, though

~You're right there. Mind you I spent £30 in data charges from Portugal getting the score from the Gillingham game!

 

[Sean Thornton]

~You're right there. Mind you I spent £30 in data charges from Portugal getting the score from the Gillingham game!

Ouch!

 

[Barney]

Trying to dodge a boring bastard from Birmingham who's only topic of conversation is how much money he's got, where he's been in the world - everywhere - whilst sat there wearing a fifty bob watch in a stained George at Asda shirt .

Tickled me that.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Trying to dodge a boring bastard from Birmingham who's only topic of conversation is how much money he's got, where he's been in the world - everywhere - whilst sat there wearing a fifty bob watch in a stained George at Asda shirt .

 

[Kenilworth]

~You're right there. Mind you I spent £30 in data charges from Portugal getting the score from the Gillingham game!

FUCKING, OUCH

 

[LA Blade]

 

[Kenilworth]

Ouch!

I think my response had the perfect level of empathy, pathos and incredulity.

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[Tyler Durden]

 

[IMABLADE]

• paint

 

[Jan Age]

Finding out there's no Father Christmas (every season)

 

[Tyler Durden]

Finding out that your uncle who got you drunk when you were 12, wasn't your uncle at all.....(every season).

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Finding out that your uncle who got you drunk when you were 12, wasn't your uncle at all.....(every season).

Did he insist on rubbing sun cream on you...even in January?