Bladeulike
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I don’t think that anyone will accuse me of being a surrender monkey if my thoughts are already turning to next season in the Championship. So, for my sanity, here’s a list of things that I will NOT miss about being in this current wretched league:
*The pundits on TNT - particularly those two dimwits last night with sheets of plastic over their heads to protect their hair and an interviewing style straight off Playschool
*The obnoxious sneering pundits on BBC who seem to find teams like the Blades an offence to the division and to them personally because we can’t afford a ticket to the EPL’s Elite Lounge ( membership by invitation only but a few billion petro dollars will help)
*Smirking, smug gits like Van Dyke assuring everyone that teams like ours couldn’t ever possibly worry them and that the worldie that put them 2-1 up was just a matter of time and part of the plan
*Watching £100 million worth of galactico opposition talent come onto the pitch in the last 15 minutes of a game whilst we invariably bring on either a couple of kids from our under-11s side or someone apparently on day release from the orthopaedic ward
*Hamstrings
*The offside and handball rules that have always been an integral part of the game I’ve loved for decades but now something I simply no longer understand
*Constantly elongated games created by VAR stoppages and the fact that referees appear to be now timing matches with a sundial
*Entitled fans who live 100s of miles away from their randomly selected ‘home’ team and who have no knowledge of what happens outside of the ‘big six’ or appreciation of the fact that football has a rich tapestry, culture and heritage that is being strangled by the greed and arrogance of the teams they purport to follow
*Chris Wilder’s increasingly grumpy post match interviews (cheer up Chris, it’s only a game!)
*Setting records for all the wrong reasons
*Pessimism, humiliation, disappointment and embarrassment and dreading match days
So farewell Premier League, we will see ourselves out - what do you mean you never realised we were ever here???
*The pundits on TNT - particularly those two dimwits last night with sheets of plastic over their heads to protect their hair and an interviewing style straight off Playschool
*The obnoxious sneering pundits on BBC who seem to find teams like the Blades an offence to the division and to them personally because we can’t afford a ticket to the EPL’s Elite Lounge ( membership by invitation only but a few billion petro dollars will help)
*Smirking, smug gits like Van Dyke assuring everyone that teams like ours couldn’t ever possibly worry them and that the worldie that put them 2-1 up was just a matter of time and part of the plan
*Watching £100 million worth of galactico opposition talent come onto the pitch in the last 15 minutes of a game whilst we invariably bring on either a couple of kids from our under-11s side or someone apparently on day release from the orthopaedic ward
*Hamstrings
*The offside and handball rules that have always been an integral part of the game I’ve loved for decades but now something I simply no longer understand
*Constantly elongated games created by VAR stoppages and the fact that referees appear to be now timing matches with a sundial
*Entitled fans who live 100s of miles away from their randomly selected ‘home’ team and who have no knowledge of what happens outside of the ‘big six’ or appreciation of the fact that football has a rich tapestry, culture and heritage that is being strangled by the greed and arrogance of the teams they purport to follow
*Chris Wilder’s increasingly grumpy post match interviews (cheer up Chris, it’s only a game!)
*Setting records for all the wrong reasons
*Pessimism, humiliation, disappointment and embarrassment and dreading match days
So farewell Premier League, we will see ourselves out - what do you mean you never realised we were ever here???