Things better than fan made chants that are unnecessarily long and not at all catchy or practical

[Ricky]

Watching Dean Hammond and Conor Sammon trying to play football.

On second thoughts..... too far.

Apologies.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Woodwardfans 'Black Players' thread.

SHARK ATTACK SHARK ATTACK !

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Sick-burps.

THis one actually made me laugh out loud like a weirdo at my desk.

 

[Ricky]

Our fans saying they'll take draws every fucking week.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

Celebrating a goal and not realising that you're also having a piss.

You twat. You've just done it to me again.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Going for a piss and missing a goal.

Never happened to me.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Thread titles that consist of one word, such as ...


Why?

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

A mouthful of severely off milk when you were expecting fresh milk.

Dropping valuable items that are easily breakable.

Auschwitz.

Falling over and mildly bruising your right knee.

Some homicide.

Forcing a really big fart out then realising the arse of your pants are wet.

 

[I should coco]

The fat prick behind me on the Kop is all 7 of those things.

Cheeky sod!

I've lost a few pounds over the last month.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Walking into a room and forgetting what you came in for.

Not half as annoying has logging on to a forum and forgetting what you were going to post.

 

[blade too long]

 

[I should coco]

Not half as annoying has logging on to a forum and forgetting what you were going to post.

Some people don't have that problem.

Jump out of bed, quick fart and stretch, curtains open, laptop on and ...........

..IT'S DESSO TIME!

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Snarts

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Ketchup on your new coat squirted by a young fellow Blade.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Losing a bet with maxster and telling your gert she's got to give him a tug.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Snarts

Snitty

 

[Houston_Blade]

Woodwardfans 'Black Players' thread.

Best thread ever.

 

[raimond]

Standing on a plug.

Standing on a butt plug.

Standing on a pug.

Burton.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Standing on a plug.

Standing on a butt plug.

Standing on a pug.

Burton.

Like - just for the randomness.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Forcing a really big fart out then realising the arse of your pants are wet.

That happened to me on sunday when I was at work

I ended up running to the toilet like this....

 

[BushBlade]

Getting to the end of a long thread and realising you can't remember what it's supposed to be about.

 

[coolhandluke]

Getting to the end of a long thread and realising you can't remember what it's supposed to be about.

Almost as bad as running out of Charlie before half time

 

[Jan Age]

Getting to the front of the bar ordering 10 pints and then realising your 'pass back' mate has gone AWOL...