Incoming? Thibaut Courtois

[mattbianco1]

Chelsea are ready to sell him this summer.

Worth a punt?

 

[robbiez666]

Not enough bog roll in all of Saudi Arabia.

 

[GodricBlade]

He's probably worth 8 million punts and taking home several tens of thousands of them a week too.

 

[Davalon]

Poor man's Wilko de Vogt

 

[Pinchy]

I love the ‘bog roll’ jokes. They are innovative, imaginative and fresh as a squirt of Glade.

I have to be careful not to hear too many though. I’ve only just emerged from the intensive care unit of the Sheffield Side-Splitting Hospital after excessive exposure to fax machine gags.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Does this mean Blackman is stopping at Chelski?

 

[Rob86]

Season loan and Chelsea pay 100% of wages and I’m going to say it, I’d be content with that.

 

[Chali 2na]

Hilarious.

It's funny because we most certainly won't be able to afford him, even if Courtois wanted to come.

The key to this joke is originality though, ground-breaking stuff.

 

[Ricky]

I'm already on tenterhooks waiting for the Neymar thread...

 

[blademark]

I'm already on tenterhooks waiting for the Neymar thread...

We'll have neymar o' them jokes laddy.

 

[mattbianco1]

Hilarious.

It's funny because we most certainly won't be able to afford him, even if Courtois wanted to come.

The key to this joke is originality though, ground-breaking stuff.

It's pre-season, what do you want. Funny part is, some think it's a serious thread

 

[Chali 2na]

It's pre-season, what do you want. Funny part is, some think it's a serious thread

What I want isn't important, you're free to post whatever you like regardless of whether it's funny or how many times it's been done before...

 

[Wards]

Gonna be a long summer...

 

[mattbianco1]

Gonna be a long summer...

World cup starts soon

 

[Groucho Blade]

World cup starts soon

Frankly, I can’t wait to see which World class superstars people think might be ‘worth a punt’

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Chelsea are ready to sell him this summer.

Worth a punt?

I think his wages would be too much of an issue for us.

I love the ‘bog roll’ jokes. They are innovative, imaginative and fresh as a squirt of Glade.

I have to be careful not to hear too many though. I’ve only just emerged from the intensive care unit of the Sheffield Side-Splitting Hospital after excessive exposure to fax machine gags.

Bullshit. Doesn't exist.

 

[ThroughThinAndThinner]

Frankly, I can’t wait to see which World class superstars people think might be ‘worth a punt’

Podolski anyone?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Chelsea are ready to sell him this summer.

Worth a punt?

Is he a love child of Les Tibbott and Curtis Woodhouse?