These painful pre-seasons

[Bruce Wayne]

At least when there's a world cup on it passes a week on.

 

[gavtheblade]

Agreed
I don't know why we don't have a home nations tournament when there's a blank summer.
It's dragging like fuck.

 

[sufcboy95]

They should make some other tournament up. Commonwealth cup or something stupid like that

 

[FTPE]

They should make some other tournament up. Commonwealth cup or something stupid like that

God, next you'll be recommending cricket

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Maybe the players are quite happy about having a break.
Just a thought.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm glad for the break. Last season hammered my wallet and my liver.

It's good to have a period of absence from football. It recharges your batteries for the new season.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I'm glad for the break. Last season hammered my wallet and my liver.

It's good to have a period of absence from football. It recharges your batteries for the new season.

Exactly. If you shagged Scarlett Johanson 7 days a week you'd want a week or so off after boning her daily for 9 months.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Exactly. If you shagged Scarlett Johanson 7 days a week you'd want a week or so off after boning her daily for 9 months.

All I can think about is banging Scarlett Johansson now.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

All I can think about is banging Scarlett Johansson now.

Please stop. I'm balls deep in her and she says she's a one man woman.

 

[DifferentClass]

Exactly. If you shagged Scarlett Johanson 7 days a week you'd want a week or so off after boning her daily for 9 months.

When she gets pregnant

 

[1066blade]

At least when there's a world cup on it passes a week on.

Sorry, ant we just done all this on an equally tiresome thread called These long pre seasons ?

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

FFS get outta Dodge then mate!!!
Pastures anew.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Sorry, ant we just done all this on an equally tiresome thread called These long pre seasons ?

Dunno kid, please allow me a 12oz Rib eye and seasoned fries before my execution.

 

[Snowman]

Sorry, ant we just done all this on an equally tiresome thread called These long pre seasons ?

I'm sure if we looked back we could pull up similar threads for every year. Maybe if Foxy could pin a permanent thread of "Int pre season shit", we could all just post "Yes".

 

[Sithblade]

Exactly. If you shagged Scarlett Johanson 7 days a week you'd want a week or so off after boning her daily for 9 months.

Sure just a day off would be enough

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Sure just a day off would be enough
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I wondered that whilst filming that piece.
No. I need more. You can have too much of a good thing.

 

[TTMeysh]

God, next you'll be recommending cricket

No interest, even with MIGHTY BLADE Joe Root leading England? To be fair though, the cricket season doesn't feel as if it has got going yet either with two months of slog-ball to endure before we get the real stuff.

 

[cal the blade]

wimbledons a cure for a couple of weeks anyway

 

[FMBlade1]

Confederations Cup was quite enjoyable

 

[Jon Bon II]

See, this is what happens when you bring the new kit out too early.

In a perverse, masochistic way, I can’t wait for the start of ‘My Season Ticket’s Not Arrived’ week. Then, I’ll be able to see green at the end of the tunnel and maybe catch a tantalising whiff of freshly mown Desso on the breeze… Ahhhhhh

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

wimbledons fucking wank for a couple of weeks anyway

Sorted that for you.

 

[TTMeysh]

I have attended Wimbledon. It would be improved immeasurably by the 'no pyro, no party' crowd turning up at Centre Court.

 

[BushBlade]

I have attended Wimbledon. It would be improved immeasurably by the 'no pyro, no party' crowd turning up at Centre Court.

It depends on how much work I get in this week. If it's quiet I may pop down and set a few smoke bombs off whilst spraying some mustard around and singing 'I'll do what I want'.

 

[gavtheblade]

I'd rather crap in my hands and clap than watch poncy upper class stiffs cap doffing to Sir cliff.

 

[TTMeysh]

I went with an ex. I'd assumed that my chippy northerner persona had gone for good but was ticking after about ten minutes.

 

[Living In a Fantasy World]

I do miss my United