The Viking clap

[tyke1889]

Never had that.............Ive had Danish Crabs though.

Cromer crabs are best, you get a 6 finger wank before you catch them too.

 

[diode_blade]

Just buy a bloody fir tree to wave on kop, then he will feel at home.......

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

I didn’t know Wilder was Welsh.

Jedi

 

[1973Blade]

If this transfer window leads to an outbreak of Viking Clap from one player and Coronavirus from the other it will have been a bit of a disaster!

 

[BLADES1988]

Cromer crabs are best, you get a 6 finger wank before you catch them too.

6 finger wank? May aswell go to Rotherham fair, the more fingers the better

 

[cahill]

I think we should do it so we can be as cringey as those piggy bastards who had Di Wankio eating a plateful of spaghetti on the pitch after he'd signed. Classy that.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Greasy chip butty is universal and works fine. This is something that will never change.

 

[3-GBlade]

Viking is something one does, not who one is

 

[CornwallBlade]

Thats that but to bed.

But to bed? - dirty boy!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

But to bed? - dirty boy!

Did I miss a t?

 

[CornwallBlade]

Did I miss a t?

Well, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt butt that seals it!

 

[@thelane]

How about welcoming our new signing with a good dose of the Viking clap .

No

 

[Kenilworth]

Imagine my relief on opening this thread to discover it wasn’t about our club being infected by a particularly nasty Norse strain STD