The view from Salerno

[Tarqs]

Sorry Roy - I didn't even get to wipe my feet on any Salernitana forum mats either....

 

[Bladesman]

Sorry Roy - I didn't even get to wipe my feet on any Salernitana forum mates either....

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Roygbiv doesn't even need to do much digging. That one comment and the likes it has got sort of sum up Moose right now.

 

[FredZeppelin]

Be interesting to hear Roberto's local view on this signing??
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[Tarqs]

Be interesting to hear Roberto's local view on this signing??
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It is.... how you say, Bonky Madness

 

[Davalon]

He's a fucking joke and disgraceful waste of talent.

I loved him first season. Not just his goals and all round contribution, but his demeanour and seemingly humble attitude. Came across as a great lad.

Some of the stuff in recent times though....nah.

Have I also mentioned that he drives like a cunt....or at least did.

 

[Old Programme seller]

I wonder how much we really bought him for in the end? There was a fee if memory services me right £5 million with lots of add on one will have been us staying up

 

[Rodley]

Decent pre-season he can do a job at top end Champ, bottom half Prem.

 

[dc_blade]

Decent pre-season he can do a job at top end Champ, bottom half Prem.

Such a high ceiling.

 

[Rodley]

Such a high ceiling.

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Be interesting to hear Roberto's local view on this signing??
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“Rimming over with sadness”, etc.

 

[Whiston Blade]

Have I also mentioned that he drives like a cunt....or at least did.

You try driving a high-powered car with a kebab in one hand..

 

[Davalon]

You try driving a high-powered car with a kebab in one hand..

All joking apart, after seeing him totally floor that orange Lambo past my son's school one morning about 8.45 with kids everywhere, my opinion of him as a lad changed.

Got to be one careless thick twat to do what I witnessed.

 

[Bladesman]

You try driving a high-powered car with a kebab in one hand..

 

[BigBed]

Dont start bothering Royston, hes relaxing in his villa, with 6 porn stars.

 

[The Crab]

Sorry Roy - I didn't even get to wipe my feet on any Salernitana forum mats either....

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No refunds....

 

[Berlin Blade]

But... could he do a job?

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

Dont start bothering Royston, hes relaxing in his villa, with 6 porn stars.

View from the villa

"I am hoping a female one shows up soon" - Roygbiv

 

[BigBed]

He could be filming "ManLove Island"!

 

[BerksBlade]

Salernitana rumoured to be trying to put a deal together for Edinson Cavani.
Bit of a step up from Moose, eh?

 

[TimofeeVee]

But... could he do a job?

New Channel 5 series, coming September!

 

[Sean Thornton]

View from the villa

"I am hoping a female one shows up soon" - Roygbiv

Tap in.

 

[woody_7]

But... could he do a job?

Yes , Chief taster at McDonalds

 

[Russ]

Good
Riddance.

Another wilder master stroke

 

[bongleblade]

Could do well under a decent motivator again albeit for 60 minutes a game, he’d need someone like Dyche to get in his head. Most likely though he’ll now fade into obscurity and retire at 30 if he’s lucky

 

[TopBoy]

I'm hoping that the Mousset fee was based on appearances where he has to last the full 90-minutes for it to count.

 

[biggiesablade]

Could do well under a decent motivator again albeit for 60 minutes a game, he’d need someone like Dyche to get in his head. Most likely though he’ll now fade into obscurity and retire at 30 if he’s lucky

Hecky n molesters seem to have a knack with young ones getting some confidence and what not in em. Think moose lacks any work ethic tbh. If living in the sun with a wedge in your pocket surrounded by bronze tits isn't motivation to get at it don't know what will.

 

[Sean Thornton]

 

[JJ Sefton]

He'll be playing for Brechin in a couple of years.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Dont start bothering Royston, hes relaxing in his villa, with 6 porn stars.

Are you implying Roy's a dwarf?

 

[Bert]

He'll be playing for Brechin in a couple of years.

It's just come to Bert's attention that the football season has started in Europe and as far as Bert can see it looks like our hero is unemployed.