The list

[Davalon]

I know a couple of coaches in the development team as well as a few U9's players. They've told me the list is:

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-la and Po.

Take it or leave it people.

I'll take it if the alternative is Monk

 

[Hagansbootlaces]

I know a couple of coaches in the development team as well as a few U9's players. They've told me the list is:

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, La-la and Po.

Take it or leave it people.

Are they more accurate than Sam?

 

[AdamSufc1997]

 

[ZoneManWilf]

 

[Bladesman]

My cousin works for United in the development team and slav is the new manager it's been signed sealed and delivered.

The list I've been told is uninspiring so here it is

Appleton Karl Robinson Garry monk John Terry Frank lampard Hecky was never on the list

Now we're sucking on diesel.

 

[Farnboroughblade]

If this is true about Slav getting the job ( not about the other candidates, which I do find very hard to believe) I wonder if he will bring in his own No2 from his days at Watford and Fulham, but who is already in a full management role.
I know Hecky was thrown in at the deepend and has taken him until now to start to tread water, but there were signs on Sunday where he seems to have found his feet. I have been critical of him since taking over, but if Slav is looking for a new assistant, I wouldn't be adverse to him selecting Hecky. The Under 23's seem to have been in good hands since he moved over to the caretaker manager role, so I wonder if PH would be interested. He would be an excellent link between the younger players and the first team squad.

 

[BushBlade]

11.15am. Hodges Left Foot does post claiming Mrs who works for Sky has heard it’s a done deal,

11.22. Shitpost.

 

[Davalon]

 

[Kevin Arnott]

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Hope he didn't tell him....

 

[Kev Gee]

Abit left field but I reckon you've been coleened there mate.

Your contact has been fed a list that only he would have been given.

He's then told you who has revealed the source of leaks.

 

[Johnstreetstand]

I knew I recognised that street drinker begging in the Peace gardens

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

When he says Slav... based on this list its probably gonna be Slaven Bilic

 

[Stretch]

If Garry Monk was on that list I'll bare my balls in B&Q

Sometime over the coming weeks, when the true list is revealed....

"Security to aisle 12, I repeat security to aisle 12 !!!"

 

[Blade56]

Why have we heard no mention of your cousin before and if true surely there cannot be many people in that team and subsequently you have just opened the door to him possibly losing his job

Not if his cousin is Jebbison

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[Blade58]

Would someone like to point out what Monk had done to warrant a place on the short list?



Thought there wouldn’t be any takers

 

[Shirty Blade]

Would someone like to point out what Monk had done to warrant a place on the short list?



Thought there wouldn’t be any takers

He fuc**d up Wednesday so we gave him an interview our of gratitude.

 

[Blade58]

My lads, mates, brother works at the academy (I know it sounds dodgy straight away)

He said on Sunday during the match Jebbs had signed his contract last week, (posted on match day thread) but also says that anything proper confidential like Manager short list they get to hear fk all

So not having this Monk shit at all. Doesn’t make sense

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

 

[Mousey]

Was this list found under a desk they have just moved? Dated 2015?

Christ.

 

[jono_t2000]

Its ok fam, i found the real list.. we can all calm down now

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Its ok fam, i found the real list.. we can all calm down now

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John Actor is Simon Monkford, the tough, uncompromising pre-op female football manager in The Monkforderess

Lunny: But I've been getting played all season regardless of how shit I've been.,
Monkfish: Have you really? Do you want a biscuit? Put your Sloggi's on, and make me a cuppa tea.

 

[Yogi]

We are still Premier League which doesn't have a rooney rule - the FA and EFL does apparently.

Not sure when we have to give our Premier League share back - which signifies we re-join the EFL, but the decision on the manager would probably be before that point in time.

UTB

Think we keep our share until the first official meeting of next year when the new members are welcomed. That’s normally around August I think.

 

[finlaytheblade]

He was from what I was told,he still lives in Sheffield so it as some precedence

Living g in sheffield makes it less credible not more

 

[Jon Bon II]

As I said I've got contacts in the club and that's the list I was told,wether it's true or not I don't know I was just sharing it,I've been sent a pic of slav signing his contract but I can't post that for legal reasons

This heavily redacted photo has been leaked from inside the CIA overnight and is all over the 4chan boards this morning. Anons have been dissecting it for authenticity and a few have said that it's definitely Slav as he is a known heavy smoker and can often be seen carrying a handful of E-cigarettes around with him. Also someone has pointed to the brass behind the Prince saying that they've linked a 1989 receipt from Wakefields Famous Army Stores to Stephen Bettis credit card, purchasing an army surplus jacket EXACTLY the same. Wow!

Obviously the Pentagon and SUFC have been vigorously trying to discredit the photo. In a statement issued through Snopes, SUFC have called the photo a fake and said that it's actually showing Harry S Truman signing the planet away to aliens in 1947, following the crash at Roswell. LOL. Nice try, as if...

 

[Davalon]

Is the list that that was pushed under Geoffrey Lightfoot's door? Benson & Hedges not on it.

 

[TomTheBlade1889]

The list 🗒

 

[Greenwich Blade]

That's the reason I'm not disclosing his name

If there's anybody employed by United's development squad with the second names Murdock, Murray or Scott, that'd be a decent place to start.

 

[Snowflake]

Would someone like to point out what Monk had done to warrant a place on the short list?



Thought there wouldn’t be any takers

His name is short, so fits perfectly, unlike others previously mentioned !

 

[Scarebus]

His name is short, so fits perfectly, unlike others previously mentioned !

And his first name is purposely misspelled to make new threads about him easier.