To those saying anybody getting "gobby" on our kop "deserves to be hit", think on these situations.
A colleague at work says something you don't like. Do you
A. Argue the toss with him.
B. Tell the boss. He might get the sack, and you can have his job!
C. Hit him. He deserves it, after all, just look at him. He wears glasses, the sign of the intellectual. And you're a violent thug, so it's only right.
The takeaway delivery man brings your curry, but it's wrong! You ordered a chicken jalfrezi, and he's only gone and brought you a korma, the curry of women and big jessies. Do you
A. Point out that somedody has cocked up your order.
B. Ask him to take it back and swap it.
C. Hit him. He deserves it for getting your order wrong. And he looks a bit foreign, so it serves him right.
A vicar asks you to kindly pull up your trousers and stop showing your arse to the bus full of nuns across the road. Do you
A. Pull them up. What were you thinking? You like Sister Act.
B. Apologise profusely. It's the devil in the beer that made you do it.
C. Hit him. He deserves it. How dare he talk to you like that? Holy shmoley.
A football fan, supporting the opposition sits in your end. Do you
A. Alert a steward. After all, some fucktard near you might hit him.
B. Alert a policeman, even possibly that fat one that looks like a Mr. Man, the overtime grabbing fat fool. After all, some fucktard near you might hit him.
C. Hit him. After all, he deserves it, and you are the fucktard.
Still feel violence is acceptable? Then hand yourself over to the nearest Mr. Man. Sorry, copper.