The Bramall Lane Book Club

[Katzenjammer]

We should all follow this old girl's example and come armed with literature for future fixtures.

We may as well become more edified while we're getting skullfucked.

 

[blade.i.am]

What’s she reading, Apocalypse Now?

 

[Blade in Cordoba]

Bobby Sands' biography. 'Ate Nowt'.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. The Blades were back in the Prem"

 

[Hamandcheese]

What's her username on here?

 

[Brian Deane]

What’s she reading, Apocalypse Now?

The eighth wonder of the world ?

 

[Northernsoulblade]

It’s a new book titled “what’s the point of VAR “

 

[Iffy Onuora's Shiny Head]

She was reading 50 shades and still saw less of a beating than on the pitch

 

[VLYDONIMIR]

Her?
We live in enlightened times,
no assumptions please.

 

[Champagneblade]

Maybe that could be a new feature in some of the pre-match threads?

This week’s book recommendation?

 

[Swannyblade]

What’s she reading, Apocalypse Now?

Marquis de Sade 96 minutes of sodom

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. The Blades were back in the Prem"

Did you know that Charles Dickens was a journalist at 2 different newspapers before he wrote 'Tale of two cities'?
He worked for the Worcester Times and the Bicester Times.

 

[Gin&Juice]

She’s all our nanans right now.

 

[BigBed]

What’s she reading, Apocalypse Now?

Fucking Bible, looking for salvation!

 

[Gaini Blade]

She is so engrossed she hasn't noticed that the bloke behind is kissing her head.

 

[borg elite]

 

[Berkshire Blade]

An idiots guide to defending. She's our next defensive coach

 

[Hillsboro Blade]

I read Razzle. Less tits and fannies in that than were on the pitch today.

 

[Rodley]

Club started leaving a Gideons Bible under each seat to provide comfort?

 

[Katzenjammer]

Next televised match sorted.

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

50 Shades Of Grey. There were less people getting punished and fucked in that book then our starting eleven....

..... allegedly, wouldn't know. Never read it.

 

[Bladesman]

We should all follow this old girl's example and come armed with literature for future fixtures.

We may as well become more edified while we're getting skullfucked.

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[Le Cynique]

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[Overthehills]

 

[Bell4]

She is so engrossed she hasn't noticed that the bloke behind is kissing her head.

Didn't know there were nit nurses on the kop

 

[Bell4]

Sounds like most of the players

 

[Bell4]

Club started leaving a Gideons Bible under each seat to provide comfort?

brilliant

 

[A Storm of Blades]

 

[A Storm of Blades]

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Chapter 1:
Have you ever been so pumped you want to completely flip out? I mean like really really flip out.

People get pumped about all sorts of things: sports, pets, making out, or motorcycles. Do you want to know what gets me pumped? Ninjas. Ninjas are so sweet, I want to crap my pants.

When I wake up in the morning, I lay in bed for a few hours and practice kicking and punching with my feet and arms. (Don't worry, homey, I'm only practicing.) After that, I go eat breakfast with Mom, like eggs and toast and stuff. Then I go nuts: I throw towels, scream at birds, and spit on the carpet. And THEN after all that, my dog Francine and I dress up like ninjas and make forts and fight and French and flip out all day.

 

[Gaini Blade]

Didn't know there were nit nurses on the kop

We are everywhere.