THAT Ollie Norwood chant

[mattbianco1]

It's not bad, it's just too short for my liking. The start comes round again soon. It needs to go round twice...

So...

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don’t you know Sheff United are back

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don’t you know Sheff United are back.

I came on here to basically say that ^^ the song doesn't get going properly because of the 2nd verse. I would sing the 1st verse 3x then the 2nd verse once.

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don’t you know Sheff United are back

 

[Bladepicker]

I came on here to basically say that ^^ the song doesn't get going properly because of the 2nd verse. I would sing the 1st verse 3x then the 2nd verse once.

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don’t you know Sheff United are back

We could chuck in a line before the bridge too.

"We've got two up the front,
3 at the back,
5 in midfield and we don't sit back"

"Time flies by etc...

 

[FTPE]

I came on here to basically say that ^^ the song doesn't get going properly because of the 2nd verse. I would sing the 1st verse 3x then the 2nd verse once.

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

We’ve got Ollie Norwood
He is fucking reyt good
Put one in the box son
Whoa

Time flies by in the red white and black
Don’t you know Sheff United are back

I thought the same, the only problem with our fans though- is that's a bit complex.
We have a few simpletons that go round and round when we sing "take my hand" and when we had Michael Brown some couldn't for the life of them understand that we did the verse with his name in TWICE before the "Oh Lord" part.
We need rehersals before games I reckon

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

What about ‘Magic’ by Pilot.....

“Whoa oh oh he’s magic.....you know.....
Norwood’s the Irish Pirloooo”

 

[South London Blade]

What about ‘Magic’ by Pilot.....

“Whoa oh oh he’s magic.....you know.....
Norwood’s the Irish Pirloooo”

That's great !

 

[pommpey]

I've updated it to modern 'English'

So, yeah, no, we’ve got, like, Ollie, like, Norwood
So he is like, fucking, like, reyt, like, good
So put one in the, like, box son
So, like, whoa
So time, like, I'm not gonna lie, like, flies by in the, like, red white and, like, black
So don’t you know Sheff, like, United are, like, I mean, back

You missed out

"Sorta fing"
"Atde ender de day"
"Ah turned round and sed"

pommpey

 

[pommpey]

I thought the same, the only problem with our fans though- is that's a bit complex.
We have a few simpletons that go round and round when we sing "take my hand" and when we had Michael Brown some couldn't for the life of them understand that we did the verse with his name in TWICE before the "Oh Lord" part.
We need rehersals before games I reckon

This is true

Everyone in the Cherry St car park at 2.15pm.

Someone bring a tape and a tuning pipe.

"A-one-and-a-two-and-a-three-and-a-four ..."

pommpey

 

[Houston_Blade]

What about ‘Magic’ by Pilot.....

“Whoa oh oh he’s magic.....you know.....
Norwood’s the Irish Pirloooo”

I remember the chant from the fateful day at MK:

“They’re massive..... you know...... their manager is a paedo” never caught on when the fuckers went up instead of us and paedo Dave didn’t last much longer.

 

[Balham]

I'm no Mary Whitehouse but surely there's enough imagination out there not to have to use the word 'fucking' ?

If there's a small gap in a modern chant, Unitedites will stick a "fuckin" in there. Oli Norwood and John Fleck chants are cases in point.

 

[Working Class Hero]

I thought the same, the only problem with our fans though- is that's a bit complex.
We have a few simpletons that go round and round when we sing "take my hand" and when we had Michael Brown some couldn't for the life of them understand that we did the verse with his name in TWICE before the "Oh Lord" part.
We need rehersals before games I reckon

That Michael Brown one used to properly wind me up. It would have been a good song if it was ever sung properly. Who doesn't know how kumbaya goes!? It's the simplest song ever sung and you learn it at 3 years old!!

 

[mattbianco1]

That Michael Brown one used to properly wind me up. It would have been a good song if it was ever sung properly. Who doesn't know how kumbaya goes!? It's the simplest song ever sung and you learn it at 3 years old!!

Whilst we're on school choir songs. What about this

"We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got, the whole league, shitting, their pants"

(joke BTW!)

 

[Northyorksblade]

Mrs NYB spent a lot of time on holiday 'improving' the Oli Norwood song. Too long I reckon, but our Jack liked it.
The Blades have bought a Brighton player
See him later
When we start the game
When we start the game
He just lifts the atmosphere
A midfield maestro we've got here
We could get used to this
The Blades fly high in the red, white and black
Don't you know Sheff United are back
It's the Premiership that we're dreaming of
When you see him, you'll know what we mean
We've got Oli Norwood etc

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

We could chuck in a line before the bridge too.

"We've got two up the front,
3 at the back,
5 in midfield and we don't sit back"

"Time flies by etc...

That, my friend, is very good

 

[Blade.com]

I know it’s nicking other songs but what about . Billy Sharpes on fire , your defence is terrified Billy sharpes on fire your defence is terrified , all he wants to do is score and score ,all he wants to do is score and score da da da dada your defence is terrified . Used for Will Grigg but Billy is definitely on FIRE .Dont know the exact tune but would sound god and be appropriate now .

 

[PokerBlade]

Whilst we're on school choir songs. What about this

"We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got the whole league, shitting their pants
We've got, the whole league, shitting, their pants"

(joke BTW!)

I like the potential for a verse for every club we play. We've got all the little piggies, shitting their pants.

Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yea! Norwood could pass you the ball through a thousand men

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I like the potential for a verse for every club we play. We've got all the little piggies, shitting their pants.

Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yea! Norwood could pass you the ball through a thousand men

Made me think of this. I'm surprised we've never used it:-



Have you seen the little piggies
Bouncing in the dirt
But for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse…

Can never buy new shirts….to play around in

Have you seen the richer piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the richer piggies
Stirring up the dirt

Inventing taxi firms….to drive around in.

In their sty with “massive” backing
They don't care…when no one makes a sound
In their eyes the Blades are lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them up at Hillsborough
With their piggy wives
Hoping for new buys....to save their bacon

 

[Sean Thornton]

Here is the video for you, fella.

A real catchy tune.

What is it that's wrong with him?

 

[Sean Thornton]

I'll have you know I'm quite the fan of KC & The Sunshine Band

You're the Queen of Clubs then?