Telling opposing fans "they smell, like fucking hell".

[knowsnowt]

As the song used to go.
Its no longer sung, which is good. Which is a bit odd too, as back in the day when we used to freely beat each other up, the song wasn't seen as all that gay. But now we no longer freely smash each others face in it is deemed gay!

I dont know what my point is, but there is an point there somewhere.

 

[knowsnowt]

" Going home in a fucking ambulance".
Can no longer sing that due to the state of the NHS.

 

[Sheffsteel]

Old time classic that
Over there......over there
and do they smell (clap clap clap clap) ....like fuckin hell.

Other classics from the same era when ever the opposition scored
You’re gonna get your fuckin head kicked in (fast clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Then the other classic chanted in a camp Larry Grayson style
You’re hard....You’re hard...You’re hard...You’re hard

 

[Digs blade]

As the song used to go.
Its no longer sung, which is good. Which is a bit odd too, as back in the day when we used to freely beat each other up, the song wasn't seen as all that gay. But now we no longer freely smash each others face in it is deemed gay!

I dont know what my point is, but there is an point there somewhere.

What’s your point

 

[Paisley Blade]

" Going home in a fucking ambulance".
Can no longer sing that due to the state of the NHS.

I remember singing that lustily in the Kiddies Korner ( think Pukka Pies) one night game against Cardiff I think circa '78 .

Some scrote off the Kop leaned over the fence and pinched my mainly white with red and white bars bobble hat off my head. If I could see him now I'd rip his throat out for that . Bastard.

Great 3 points today ..... yaaaassss x

 

[Trigger Blade]

As the song used to go.
Its no longer sung, which is good. Which is a bit odd too, as back in the day when we used to freely beat each other up, the song wasn't seen as all that gay. But now we no longer freely smash each others face in it is deemed gay!

I dont know what my point is, but there is an point there somewhere.

The original song was a hit for Jim Reeves, Distant Drums, in which a soldier is called away to battle by the sound of drums and bugles. It may well not be entirely based in historical fact. If I hear a distant drum, I don’t feel the need to go off and kill a foreigner.

First line “I hear the sound of distant drums” and a terrace wag changed that line slightly to “distant bums”
Seceond line remained unchanged as “far away, far away”
Third line changed from “and if they call for me to come” was substantially altered to “and do they smell, like fu*ckin’ ‘ell”

I doubt it troubled the copyright lawyers over much in the late sixties.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

As the song used to go.
Its no longer sung, which is good. Which is a bit odd too, as back in the day when we used to freely beat each other up, the song wasn't seen as all that gay. But now we no longer freely smash each others face in it is deemed gay!

I dont know what my point is, but there is an point there somewhere.

My favourite poster (slightly ahead of SteveBlade).

Im one of the grassy knoll firm by the way

 

[knowsnowt]

My favourite poster (slightly ahead of SteveBlade).

Im one of the grassy knoll firm by the way

I miss the knoll.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I miss the knoll.

I don't. Reminds me of low times.

But we carry on. We plough on my friend. On to Europe. Despite just leaving.


Strange times.

 

[knowsnowt]

I don't. Reminds me of low times.

But we carry on. We plough on my friend. On to Europe. Despite just leaving.


Strange times.

❤

 

[Mumbo]

Old time classic that
Over there......over there
and do they smell (clap clap clap clap) ....like fuckin hell.

Other classics from the same era when ever the opposition scored
You’re gonna get your fuckin head kicked in (fast clap clap clap clap clap clap)

Then the other classic chanted in a camp Larry Grayson style
You’re hard....You’re hard...You’re hard...You’re hard

Will you come to Bramall Lane get a hatchet in your brain?

 

[Blade56]

Can’t recall all of it but I liked.....

In their (insert city names) slums
they speak with an accent exceedingly rare
they search in a dustbin for something to eat
find a dead rat and think it’s a treat

 

[essex blade]

Sing something simple, you simple TWATS .!. ☺ Often heard on the Shoreham in the 1970s

 

[United Aren't Back.]

" Going home in a fucking ambulance".
Can no longer sing that due to the state of the NHS.

A Yorkshire ambulance.

 

[DifferentClass]

How come two blokes shagging each other is seen as gay?

Got to be quite tough to take it up the tradesmans!

 

[Jon Bon II]

And heaven help us if an opposing player has long hair and we ask him where his caravan is or allude that he's a member of the travelling community. There'd be a shitstorm on Twitter...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

I miss the knoll.

Alan Knoll?

 

[Davie Blade]

Tune Yellow Submarine

We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop

and the bums are all aboard
Bum McCalliog
and bummer Ford
Spingett too
and spastic Pugh

We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop

 

[bertieblade]

We had a competition to write a song to celebrate our 70/71 promotion
Sung to the tune of land of hope and glory

I think it was

we’ve got hope and currie
Gil Reece on the wing
Dearden in the centre
And hockey is our king

higher still and higher
Will our goals be set
Harris, who made us mighty
Will make us mightier yet

they tried to get us to sing it before the start of the Watford game but dismal Failure
Kop then sang it mid way through second half

watched match on BL lower tier with my dad, one if the few games he took me to

that team had always been my favourite but this lot run em very close

anyways back to songs:——-
Mind the gap......... will mark the end of the beginning for wilders SUFC and the beginning of the end of that lot from up the road

 

[Cheesebored]

Rangers, Celtic, Rangers, Celtic, Rangers, Celtic, Rangers, Celtic...... not sure why.

 

[manxblade]

come with me and have a cup of tea in Ron Atkinsons garden

 

[Jonboy60]

And heaven help us if an opposing player has long hair and we ask him where his caravan is or allude that he's a member of the travelling community. There'd be a shitstorm on Twitter...

gypo, gypo, gypo...............

 

[fireblade]

When the game entered the last five minutes:
It's time for you to run, it's time for you to run, it's time for you to run.

 

[Numpty's Dusty Ruts.]

Tune Yellow Submarine

We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop

and the bums are all aboard
Bum McCalliog
and bummer Ford
Spingett too
and spastic Pugh

We all shit on a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop
a blue and white kop

Some things are best consigned to the past.

 

[VictoryBlade]

I preferred the one at Leeds away in 89/90 cant remember when exactly...but must admit I enjoyed 'run at home' they were fooking furious because that's what happened

 

[1066blade]

Your post relates to a chant of which the first line was"I hear the sound of distant BUMS" (which was a bastardisation of the then current JimmReeves song "Distant Drums"), I can only think that in these times of ultra diversity, making any comments alluding to the sensitivity surrounding the rights of gay men, thin ice to be skating on.
Bollox obvs, but that is the type of shite we are dealing with today my friend.

 

[borg elite]

Ah yes. Went on well into the eighties that one. Probably last heard around '89. RIP.

Sing something simple, you simple TWATS .!. ☺ Often heard on the Shoreham in the 1970s

 

[borg elite]

Can you run, can you run, can you run. Usually sung towards the end of the game if the Blades were losing. Which was quite often in the mid 80s.

 

[8lade]

Can we sing 'we ain't got a barrel of money' anymore?
I suppose we could just burst out laughing after the first line.

 

[Spore Blade]

We hate Nottingham forest
we hate Leicester too
we hate Sheffield wednesday
but United we love you
united, clap clap clap
united, clap clap clap
united, clap clap clap