Talent Scout Wanted FIFA14

[Kenilworth]

Are you a FIFA fan?
Are you a Blades fan?
Have you a critical eye for detail?

If so James shield wants to point you to EA Games to assess the attributes of the current United Squad.

@EA_TALENT_SCOUT: @JamesShield1 Please RT,Looking for Sheffield Utd fans right now to review the data for EA's FIFA14, apply here: http://t.co/XvU2c4Zcne

Now I don't play this game but have been thrashed several times by Ken jnr on his X-Box so I know there are different coloured boots and a whole series of attributes that players get allocated. I'd imagine that the Pace for most ours would be approx 20 out of 100 with Brandy rated as "out of control" but it got me thinking as to what new attribute could you add to reflect a more realistic picture of our talented and committed squad of Div 3 Diveys?

My contribution?

Bollocks = 0


Any more suggestions?

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

Defending either side of half time = 0

 

[Highbury_Blade]

In my day we used to play out on the street.

 

[Wards]

What, even when it was pissing it down? You hard bastard!

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

In my day we used to play out on the street.

Street? You had a street! Lucky sod!

We had to play on broken glass in t' middle'n a razor-wire covered minefield wi nobbut bare feet!

 

[shorehamview]

Street? You had a street! Lucky sod!

We had to play on broken glass in t' middle'n a razor-wire covered minefield wi nobbut bare feet!

Broken glass and a razor-wire covered minefield? You were lucky!

We had to play with a cannon ball on radioactive shark's teeth while we were chased by a Terminator. And we only had bloody, ragged stumps where our feet had been hacked off with rusty spoons.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Broken glass and a razor-wire covered minefield? You were lucky!

We had to play with a cannon ball on radioactive shark's teeth while we were chased by a Terminator. And we only had bloody, ragged stumps where our feet had been hacked off with rusty spoons.

You still had legs, then?

You were lucky ...