Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Cruyff Turn]

Sean Bean features as the gardener Mellors in this avant-garde remake of the D. H. Lawrence erotic classic "Neil Shipperley's Lover". Certificate 18!

 

[Jesus_was_a_Blade]

Bash'es to Bash'es -

Sergeant Chris Basham finds himself in 1980's London. Watch as he tries to stamp his authority on a lawless metropolitan, with only his good friend Detective Inspector Nick "Monty" Montgomery for company.

 

[The Crab]

Fifty Shades of Gray - We follow former Blade Andy Gray as he goes on holiday to the Algarve. Andy chronicles the development of his tan over the period of a fortnight. Special guest stars are Bruno Ribeiro as "Bruno" the lifeguard and Nick Montgomery as "Monty" the head of a gobshite English family who's idea of communicating with the locals is to just shout louder in English.

 

[CarlingBlade]

The Ward's smashing Wards; Mitch and Ashley in a boozer in Sheffield supping Wards until one of em either spews or shits their pants.

 

[Rodley]

Chapman's Chapped Men - Harry hosts his latest irreverent take on the male lip balm market.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Francis Lee takes a look at the career of Leeds United favourite Allan Clarke in a one off special, "Lee on Clarke"

 

[stringjunior]

Francis Lee takes a look at the career of Leeds United favourite Allan Clarke in a one off special, "Lee on Clarke"

Francis Lee gives a homoerotic exhibition of his skills, featuring Allan Clarke

 

[BushBlade]

1200 Angry Men. A documentary on Ched's case and how none of us really understands it but like arguing about it anyway.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

80s shot stopper Keith tours the world's major trouble spots seeking an end to conflict in Waugh and Peace.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Join us for a new series taking a look at a host of footballer's unusual pets and their even more unusual names.
Sheffield United's up and coming goalkeeper stars in this week's show called 'Aaron's Ram's Dale'

 

[blade too long]

7 years a slave

kevin blackwell recalls working under neil warnock

 

[blade too long]

The Bourne Identity
Jeff Bourne show off his passport driving licence and birth certificate

 

[blade too long]

1200 Angry Men. A documentary on Ched's case and how none of us really understands it but like arguing about it anyway.

footballs all about opinions
add a pizza a taxi ride and an exotic hotel

you cant handle the truth is bound to come up soon

 

[Grappler]

Film Four - 5pm Sunday

"Carry On Up The Arse!" - one of the more recent, and best loved, of all the Carry On's, filmed on location in Sheffield, at Bramall Lane, on the 30th of December, 2006. Arsene "Arsey" Wenger is planning a new year party and intends to get in mood by having his champagne and caviar loving team, Arsenal, beat the working class, council house lads of Sheffield United. Blades gaffer Neil Warnock nearly has heart failure when wife (Hattie Jacques) phones to say that goalie, Paddy, has forgotten his shorts and can't play. It's a dilemma, but at the last minute, young tea boy, Jags Jagielka, realises he has his shorts in his school bag, so Gaffer Warnock has no choice but to play him in goal instead!

It's laugh's a plenty as local night club doorman, Christian Nade, ends up on the pitch, frightens the southern softies and somehow scores, now all that is left is for young Jags to keep that ball out of the net and ensure a happy new year for the whole of Sheffield! Can he do it?

Watch out for lots of double entendres, including the classic line, as Sid James says to Hattie Jacques, "I can't wait to get up the arse this weekend, mwah ha ha ha"

Starring Kenneth Williams as Arsene "Arsey" Wenger, Sid James as Gaffer Warnock, Jack Douglas as Rob Kozluk, Kenneth Connor as Alan Quinn, Jim Dale as Keeeeeeiiiiitttthhhh Gillespie, Patrick Kenny as Paddy, Philip Jagielka as Jags and Nick Montgomery in his BAFTA award winning role as midfield tackler, Nick "Monty" Montgomery,

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Marcus Williams - Messi's Body Double

Watch the hilarious results that ensue after the producers of the show unwittingly missed one tiny detail in their otherwise-flawless plan of substituting Marcus Williams for Lionel Messi in a top La Liga match-up with Villareal.

Featuring Nick Montgomery as "Monty" the Anglo-Spanish public relations guy (a bigger role than originally envisaged here).

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll remember Marcus Williams in a United shirt."

 

[Tyler Durden]

Donal and O'Connell on Rommel

The hard-hitting documentary maker Donal MacIntyre and the Sheffield United defender examine the impact of the German Field Marshalls tactics in World War Two.

 

[TBW57]

Eddie checks out his ancestry on Channel 5's version of Who Do You Think You Are? It's called 99 Dead Colquhouns. Meanwhile Geoff checks out the public facilities in the Middle East, in Salmons Pissing in the Yemen.

 

[XpressBlade]

Diego!Diego!

Diego Maradona and Diego de Girolamo wax lyrical about football in their pomp, winning trophies, shagging women, money, drugs and the number 10 shirt. This is a two parter where the first part is an hour long special and the second is squeezed between two adverts.

 

[1973Blade]

If Ebanks Landell goes back to Wolves in January, a music show with Dame Vera Lynn singing 'EEL meet again, don't know where don't know when'

 

[TJB.]

'Not My Forte' - Join us as Jonathon finds out the results of three separate paternity tests for three different kids. Will he change his ways and stop sleeping with half of Nottingham? Is he about to be a dad-of-three?

 

[Tyler Durden]

My Body Is A Semple

Callum gives a lecture on the importance of being health-conscious.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Slater, With Jools Holland

The Blades academy starlet showcases his alternate talents as a Jazz trumpeteer on the popular BBC 2 live music programme.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Long, Brown & Sharp.
3 current players discuss their most painful bowel movements.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Leigh Bromby, Joe Bolton & Trenton Wiggan take a trip back in time to 1960’s Lancashire in….Our Friends in the North (West).

 

[Tyler Durden]

Reece With A Spoon

Reece Brown samples and rates the best and worst chilled own-brand desserts from a range of leading supermarkets.

 

[LenTednTony]

"The Long Goodnight" where George Long plays his last first team match for Sheffield United and wishes farewell to the fans in an evening fixture.

He then plays intermittently for the U23's in away fixtures where few, if any, supporters turn up to watch in a series called "Far from the Madding Crowd".

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Nick Montgomery talks of his plans to oust South African President Jacob Zuma as payback for blocking his proposed move to Kaizer Chiefs F.C. in the forthcoming documentary… Monty’s Zuma Revenge (literally a shit show featuring an ex Blade).

 

[Treeton Blade]

Heffernanly or El

Tom Heffernan & Elian Perrino discuss theories about life after death.

 

[The Crab]

Every Which Way but Gus.

Former Blade Gus Uhlenbeek drives around in his Pick Up Truck accompanied by his pet Orangutan, Clyde. Starring Nick Montgomery as Clyde.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Film Four - 5pm Sunday

"Carry On Up The Arse!" - one of the more recent, and best loved, of all the Carry On's, filmed on location in Sheffield, at Bramall Lane, on the 30th of December, 2006. Arsene "Arsey" Wenger is planning a new year party and intends to get in mood by having his champagne and caviar loving team, Arsenal, beat the working class, council house lads of Sheffield United. Blades gaffer Neil Warnock nearly has heart failure when wife (Hattie Jacques) phones to say that goalie, Paddy, has forgotten his shorts and can't play. It's a dilemma, but at the last minute, young tea boy, Jags Jagielka, realises he has his shorts in his school bag, so Gaffer Warnock has no choice but to play him in goal instead!

It's laugh's a plenty as local night club doorman, Christian Nade, ends up on the pitch, frightens the southern softies and somehow scores, now all that is left is for young Jags to keep that ball out of the net and ensure a happy new year for the whole of Sheffield! Can he do it?

Watch out for lots of double entendres, including the classic line, as Sid James says to Hattie Jacques, "I can't wait to get up the arse this weekend, mwah ha ha ha"

Starring Kenneth Williams as Arsene "Arsey" Wenger, Sid James as Gaffer Warnock, Jack Douglas as Rob Kozluk, Kenneth Connor as Alan Quinn, Jim Dale as Keeeeeeiiiiitttthhhh Gillespie, Patrick Kenny as Paddy, Philip Jagielka as Jags and Nick Montgomery in his BAFTA award winning role as midfield tackler, Nick "Monty" Montgomery,

Charles Haughtry as Michael Tonge?