Suggest A Shit Show feat. Ex-Blades

[Tezza1889]

Citizen Baxter, recently banned from football young jose' heads for the bright lights of London to find other free spirits who want to take the fight to the man, "freedom for tooting", you bet your ass..

 

[ken shabby]

In the latest episode of Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible, Dr Frankenstein (played by the late Peter Cushing) and his repulsive servant Egor (Pauline Quirke) rebuild from stolen body parts (the dead cast of Are You Being Served) a huge monster of terrifying proportions ! but what`s this? , he has the the heart of John Inman and the football skills of Mrs Slocombes Pussy, is it, surely not... yes! they`ve rebuilt Conor Sammon and they kinda wish they fucking hadn`t.

 

[elgoog44]

Hussey's Pussies - a look at the footballers obsession with cats, he runs through his 40 cats and shows his favourite cat Monty, named after his favourite TV start Nick Montgomery.

Flecks - Pecks - in this footballer John Fleck shows how he gets fit for the gruelling season ahead, showing off some of his training methods, in the first episode, James Wallace try's some of the techniques, only to put him self out for the season with a broken toe nail, rendering him completely wallaced...

 

[Deaneandagana]

Casualty - Popular Hospital A&E dept based soap.

Popular footballer come actor James Wallace plays a convincing role as long term patient & resident of various NHS based establishments in Birkenhead, Shrewsbury (briefly) and Sheffield.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The Great British Sewing Bee.

Today the contestants have the choice between making a pair of trousers for Kevin McCabe that still look stylish with pockets big enough to carry £3m in cash

OR

Design a hair shirt to be made from sackcloth and coarse animal hair for some Sheffield United fans who need to suffer.

 

[elgoog44]

Casualty - Popular Hospital A&E dept based soap.

Popular footballer come actor James Wallace plays a convincing role as long term patient & resident of various NHS based establishments in Birkenhead, Shrewsbury (briefly) and Sheffield.

I think I have seen that one, is it where he looks to be on the mend and then breaks down ill almost immediately on movement to the new place?

 

[The Crab]

Would I Lie to You? A panel based quiz show with team captains Kevin Mcabe and Prince Abdullah.

 

[The Crab]

Rear Transfer Window - A reimagining of the Hitchcock Classic. It's transfer deadline day and we are at the offices at Bramall Lane, seeing how many we can "get over the line" Starring Connor Sammon as HAL, the Fax Machine with a mind of its own.

 

[Deaneandagana]

Rear Transfer Window - A reimagining of the Hitchcock Classic. It's transfer deadline day and we are at the offices at Bramall Lane, seeing how many we can "get over the line" Starring Connor Sammon as HAL, the Fax Machine with a mind of its own.

Damn you, I was racking my brains all yesterday for something with transfer window in the title!!

 

[BushBlade]

I think I have seen that one, is it where he looks to be on the mend and then breaks down ill almost immediately on movement to the new place?

Yes, he says he feels great then gets up to have a shit and his legs fall off.

 

[elgoog44]

Yes, he says he feels great then gets up to have a shit and his legs fall off.

that's the one!

 

[mannyblade]

Auction Kings: Marlon's family sell off his remaining belongings to pay spiralling legal fees.

Cocaine Cowboys: Looking to bounce back after his exit from Bramall Lane, Jose and friends try their hand as unlicensed builders

 

[Grappler]

Please Sir! - recreating the 1970's sitcom classic in a new, updated, and largely unfunny format. It's the start of a new term at Bramall Lane Secondary School, Mr. Wilder wants to stamp his authority and does so, by expelling head boy John Brayford. Can he whip the lads into shape for the inter-schools football knock out tournament? Starring Chris Wilder as "Mr Wilder", Kevin McCabe as "headmaster", Billy Sharp as "prefect", Louis Reed and David Brooks as the 1st year arrivals, Stefan Scougall as "Stefan 'still in short trousers' Scougall", and the nations favourite, Mr TV himself, Nick Montgomery as "1st Form year tutor and acting head of PE, Nick 'Monty' Montgomery.

 

[TonyAgana]

David Cronenberg directs a trademark Body Horror. Starring David Hirst, the former Owls striker faces a battle of survival against his own mutated penis; now a vicious, razor-toothed member with a life and an appetite of it's own.

WILLY BITEHIRST. Out in select theatres, 31.10.16

 

[LenTednTony]

Vin Knee Jones....an actor hard man (Vin Diesel) attacks a football hard man with his own inimitable style of martial art.

 

[Woodthorpe blade]

Robsons Choice. Robbo picks his favourite kettles, for that next morning brew up. After the previous evenings piss up. (allegedly) . Feel free to add picture.

 

[Rodley]

Hunted with Robbo - celebrities take turns driving through an angry, shoe waving mob with former England midfielder Bryan hidden in their boot.

Which celeb will beat the mob and make it to the Devonshire Arms in Dore with a relieved Bryan undetected? Tune in to find out...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Red Robbo.

The life and times of trades Union leader Derek Robinson narrated by Red Faced Robbo.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Robs On Robsons Rob Sun

Ullathorne and Kozlok are given piggy backs by Bryan and Barry while all 4 continue to attempt to steal a wage from a pile of cash protected by black belt Ji Hai

 

[LenTednTony]

This is a programme about an ex manager that is blindfold and has to choose a womans small frozen shorts from a selection of small frozen items of clothing such as teeshirts, socks amd shorts using only his tongue. The programme is Bassets Lick Her Ice All Shorts!

 

[brownie4583]

Casualty - the film version starring John Ebbrell was scrapped after 45 minutes of filming due to a serious injury sustained on the set with a loss of £1m

 

[TJB.]

Cafe au Laet - Richie de Laet travels around the UK trying to find the best coffee money can buy.

Very boring.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

"Let him have it"..... John Matthews bottles responsibility in season finale cliffhanger.

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Bill Oddie describes how a family of birds are nearly made homeless from their roost up in the rafters of Wembley stadium by an errant spot kick from Utd keeper Steve Simonson in...... "One flew over the cuckoos nest"

 

[Cruyff Turn]

No nonsense Bassett-era midfielder Charlie Hartfield presents an informative programme explaining the basics of Geometry in... "Charlie's Angles"

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Dan Burn and Sam Morsy star as Terry and Bob in "Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?"

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Meanwhile, on this week's episode of Dallas, Bobby Ewing steps out of the shower just as Pamela wakes up to realise the last 5 seasons were not a hideous dream sequence after all, but very real!

 

[TJB.]

With this in mind...



Sky Sports 7 presents 'Left in the Wake of Darryl Westlake' - an hour-long special where Darryls' former teammates and coaches share a number of thrilling stories about him, including that time at Mansfield where he was 40 minutes late for training because he'd run over his nan's dog.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Following his disasterous stint in the Blades boardroom, Charles Green is forced to grind out a living cleaning cars in the heart of the South Wales coalfield in this remake of the 1941 classic film "How Green was my Valet?"

Also featuring the rousing theme tune..."Charles Green you f***ed up our team" performed by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir, conducted by the arm waving Brian Howard.

 

[Cruyff Turn]

Michael Higdon's Lunch stars in the blockbuster, "The Life of Pi(e)"