Strapon's view of the match

[Deleted member 1486]

Gutted & Proud!!!

1st half didn't defend the second ball and high intensity was not at the right level.

Second half awsome.

Over the 90 mims we played the football and we handled the night with great integrity.

Brian knows what to work on and the players have had a big wake-up call. They know that we can make an impact in this league if they apply themselves 100%.

At "all" levels of the club the blades knew they were very very lucky.

I know it's hard to take but we must move forward and take the positive from this into the next game, we are rebuilding our club together and this has been another step on the path.

So proud of our club and especially our fans last night!!!

What a tool

 

[Marland Blade]

Don't often Swear but What a Cunt Bison head is....

 

[Bladesman]

Lucky abit but if we had taken all our chances we would of been out of sight.

 

[Autumn]

"All" levels?

At least we know how to run a club and make money. DUDE

 

[judge]

what a twat

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Hilarious that the Pigs have such a f@ckwit in charge

 

[Berkshire Blade]

Never ever seen a side try and spin the fact they LOST so much!

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

His comments are ridiculous but look at his situation. He can hardly go on FowlsTalk and say 'United were miles better and we got what we deserved for such a piss poor first half' could he?!

Mind you, he looks a complete cock. Was watching him strutting round near the tunnel before the game like he owned the place. He was often hanging in earshot of McCabe - trying to pick up some ideas probably.

 

[Bristol Blade]

Posted by himself on his Facebook page on Thursday night:
"We will have no truce or parlay with you [Hitler], or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sir Winston Churchill"

For me, as the chairman of a professional club, comparing a football derby to a war in which millions of people died is an absolute disgrace. What a complete tw@t.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

Posted by himself on his Facebook page on Thursday night:
"We will have no truce or parlay with you [Hitler], or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sir Winston Churchill"

For me, as the chairman of a professional club, comparing a football derby to a war in which millions of people died is an absolute disgrace. What a complete tw@t.

To be fair he probably thought he was quoting the Churchill dog

 

[shorehamview]

Gutted & Proud!!!

1st half didn't defend the second ball and high intensity was not at the right level.

Second half awsome.

You didn't defend any of the balls Lee. First, second, third, any. And awesome? No. You scored two goals, which happened to be one short of what you needed for a draw.

Over the 90 mims we played the football and we handled the night with great integrity.

What the fuck is a mim Lee?

Brian knows what to work on and the players have had a big wake-up call. They know that we can make an impact in this league if they apply themselves 100%.

He could try standing up to his wife for a fucking start.

At "all" levels of the club the blades knew they were very very lucky.

Why? Because we failed to properly give you the battering you thought you were going to get after the first half? When you were putting your bib on for your half-time Panda Pop did you not feel just a little bit anxious? I bet you did Lee. I bet your arse was going 5p/manholecover like a good 'un. Like at special school when the big boys used to beat you. Well, they beat you last night Lee.

I know it's hard to take but we must move forward and take the positive from this into the next game, we are rebuilding our club together and this has been another step on the path.

So proud of our club and especially our fans last night!!!

Why? You lost, you fucking dolt. Those cheers in the first half were because the Blades, and that's with a capital B, twat, scored three times. The massive cheer at the end wasn't because you'd managed a whole evening out without using your incontinence pants once, it was because Sheffield United had won. That means that Wednesday, the club you supposedly run, lost. Gutted and proud? I'd just be fucking gutted, but then again I'm not a paintbrushless fucktard who can't even tie his own shoelaces without specialist help.

Next time you release a statement like this Lee why not take five minutes off from licking the office windows to get a grown-up to help you? Dude.

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

Haven't laughed so much in ages shorehamview. Last paragraph = genius!

 

[shorehamview]

Haven't laughed so much in ages shorehamview. Last paragraph = genius!

Thanks. It's all part of the service. If it makes a Blade laugh and pisses a pig off then my work is done. Like Superman, but fatter and with glasses, and none of the flying or laser-eyes stuff. Or the pants on the wrong way. So not like Superman at all really. I don't know where all this is going, I think I'm still pissed from last night to be honest. Either that or the fumes from the Mr Muscle I'm cleaning the oven with. Have a fish....:fishbowl:

 

[Deleted member 1486]

At "all" levels of the club the blades knew they were very very lucky.

The fact he's highlighting the word "all" sounds to me as if he went bounding over to McCabe (or someone else at a senior level in the club) at full time and was gobbing off about how lucky we were and probably banging on about how they'd played us off the field.

I reckon whoever he was talking to showed some class and acted magnanimously towards him by saying "yes, we were very lucky Lee", instead of trying to kick a man while he's down.

The problem is, Lee has no class (as anybody who's ever met the man will testify) and he's started gobbing off (again) like the cock that he is.

 

[shorehamview]

The problem is, Lee has no class (as anybody who's ever met the man will testify) and he's started gobbing off (again) like a cock.

If I was on the board he wouldn't have got a nice reply out of me.

Strapon - "You were well lucky then!"

SV - "Fuck off Lee before I leather you. I've not had a cigarette for two weeks and your name is now top of my shitlist. And your mates, then that idiot Laws if his wife hasn't beaten me to it."

 

[WhiteHawk]

What a fucking arsehole that guy is.

I love how all the grunters harp on about how if they'd played in the first half like they did in the second then they would have got something out of it. Well you stupid fucking piglets, if we'd played in the second half like we did in the first then we'd have won 6-0.

You didn't defend any of the balls Lee. First, second, third, any. And awesome? No. You scored two goals, which happened to be one short of what you needed for a draw.


What the fuck is a mim Lee?

He could try standing up to his wife for a fucking start.

Why? Because we failed to properly give you the battering you thought you were going to get after the first half? When you were putting your bib on for your half-time Panda Pop did you not feel just a little bit anxious? I bet you did Lee. I bet your arse was going 5p/manholecover like a good 'un. Like at special school when the big boys used to beat you. Well, they beat you last night Lee.


Why? You lost, you fucking dolt. Those cheers in the first half were because the Blades, and that's with a capital B, twat, scored three times. The massive cheer at the end wasn't because you'd managed a whole evening out without using your incontinence pants once, it was because Sheffield United had won. That means that Wednesday, the club you supposedly run, lost. Gutted and proud? I'd just be fucking gutted, but then again I'm not a paintbrushless fucktard who can't even tie his own shoelaces without specialist help.

Next time you release a statement like this Lee why not take five minutes off from licking the office windows to get a grown-up to help you? Dude.

Brilliant!! Literally laughing out loud here!!

 

[shorehamview]

I have slowly, through the hangover, realised that if ever Lee Strafford comes on here and reads the stuff we've written about him he might just get a bit Dave Allen-y and decide to sue me for libel. Well, if he reads this, bring it on, dude.

I am looking forward to the judge and jury getting to hear all this, plus I'll win. So fuck him.

 

[Gingerblade]

hahaha, this thread has made me laugh!!

 

[Muttley]

They played for about 30 minutes, a whole THIRD of the match.

Be proud to lose you dickhead. First half the only player to turn up was Buxton when he helped us out for a minute. FFS, you lost and you should EVER be proud to lose a derby game.

 

[S64 Blade]

As soon as i read the title of the thread i knew it would be something ridiculous.

 

[Autumn]

If I was on the board he wouldn't have got a nice reply out of me.

Strapon - "You were well lucky then!"

SV - "Fuck off Lee before I leather you. I've not had a cigarette for two weeks and your name is now top of my shitlist. And your mates, then that idiot Laws if his wife hasn't beaten me to it."

:thumbup: You are funny, love it

No cigerettes? then you should get another vice...or make sure you are constantly doing something with your hands

Strapon is a massive tool, when i worked with him, he used to go on about how he was getting these big time investors in.

 

[sitwell]

Nice one Shoreham ,he is a bit like Superman ,without the super........or the man.

 

[mickle-blade]

Posted by himself on his Facebook page on Thursday night:
"We will have no truce or parlay with you [Hitler], or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sir Winston Churchill"

For me, as the chairman of a professional club, comparing a football derby to a war in which millions of people died is an absolute disgrace. What a complete tw@t.

Abraham Lincoln said -
" You can fool some of the people some of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time but you can't fool all of the people all of the time "
He should have added " but if you can fool enough of the people enough of the time you end up with a idiot like him in charge"

 

[tyneblade]

Posted by himself on his Facebook page on Thursday night:
"We will have no truce or parlay with you [Hitler], or the grisly gang who work your wicked will. You do your worst -- and we will do our best. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sir Winston Churchill"

For me, as the chairman of a professional club, comparing a football derby to a war in which millions of people died is an absolute disgrace. What a complete tw@t.

That is wrong on so many levels it really does beggar belief.

 

[Deleted member 2102]

He must have been very fearful at half time. The Pig's entire 'business plan' would have been destroyed if we had have tonked them. They are struggling to get anywhere near the required crowds and a complete humbling at the lane would have put paid to any ideas of getting anywhere near the break even level.

 

[GainsboroBlade]

I see him on footy focus yesterday,funny looking aint he!

 

[Toronto Blade]

Someone keep strapon away from the World Cup City Bid commitee if they come across him the City of Sheffield's chances will be more likely to attract a circus he is a complete embarrassment.

 

[judge]

he is so 2 faced

did anyone hear him on rs with mccabe bigging up sheffield and acting all nicey nicey ?

next thing he is on porktalk and facebook slagging us off again

really hope his colostomy bag bursts

 

[SwissBlade]

I've got to say our mate Lee has outdone himself this time.

The little oinkers really should be proud of themselves. It shows just how far they've come. I mean last year they did the double over us. Now look at them, 3-0 down at half time and finally managing to lose 3-2, fantastic! Thats progress

Its all down to Super Lee and his lucky gastric band. Of course his post showed his knowledge of football, by mentioning "high intensity" and "2nd Balls", perhaps someone should let him know what these mean.

Keep it going Lee, you're doing a fantastic job at Hillsborough and at this rate, your "progress" will have the grunters out of business within a year!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha keep bouncing you little oinker

Check this out, its pure genius

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmbgIR8T8k&feature=related

 

[ken shabby]

Ah leave the poor sod alone, he`s finally come of age in pig years, and has now reached the level of "gosh we are a really really big club". Next year should he pass his trough level 2 exams, he`ll reach the stage of "we are a top 6 club in the country".

Shudder to think what`ll happen should he gain a full porcine fellowship dilpoma of fuckwittedness, it`ll be all "we`ve won 3 million trophies since 1967, we have crowds of 60,000 every week & we are going for europe next year" etc. etc.


all the usual pig delusions then.