Strangest place you’ve checked S24SU

[Sean Thornton]

I held my mobile in one hand and logged in to S2 4SU whilst simultaneously kidney punching a disabled black dwarf.....#sheffieldunitedfansareadisgrace

If he wasn't orphaned, doesn't count.

 

[Russ]

Right now. I feel like that guy in the film The Trueman Show. Everyone is watching me. Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Vietnam. Definitely Vietnam.

 

[Ben_1982]

New York City multiple times!

 

[prince albert]

on't bog
log on
log out
log off

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Whilst at the Labour Live festival last week.

To know how strange that is do we need to know if you paid top dollar or did the proper Yorkshire thing and wait until they gave tickets away?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Can anyone remember the thread I started entitled "I've just fell out of a plane at 10,000 feet with no parachute, any ideas how to survive"?

Just remembered, no-one helped they were too busy slaughtering me for putting it in General Blades Chat

I'm surprised no one pulled you up on "fell" instead of "fallen" in the title.

 

[Billyblade]

I'm surprised no one pulled you up on "fell" instead of "fallen" in the title.

Time was of the essence fella.
The fewer characters the better

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Time was of the essence fella.
The fewer characters the better

That's no bloody excuse.
Honestly, standards today....

 

[I'll tell me dad.]

In a forest just outside Gustavus, Alaska on 25th May 2015 (I was a lurker back then).

I went for a stroll and at some point realised there was a brown bear about 30ft away, out on the prowl. Trouble is, I'd just found out Nigel Clough had been sacked so I had to resist the urge to shout 'YESSS', otherwise I would probably have been eaten.

Bear eats man "by mutual consent".

 

[I should coco]

Bear eats man "by mutual consent"

You asked for it! My best bear-eating-man joke:

National Park Rangers advise hikers to be alert for bears and take precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance, so not be startled by a hiker as this might cause a bear to charge.
Visitors should also carry pepper spray in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's nose and it will run away. It is a good idea to look for bear shit so you know if bears are around nd learn to recognise the difference between black bear and grizzly bear shit.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur.
Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Just at the side of the pool on holiday and found myself logging into the forum. Mine’s not all that strange, but wondered what’s the strangest places people have signed in?

Hoping for someone to have done so whilst waiting at the altar or something.

I’ve checked the results at the altar before while discussing team news literally minutes before the bride walked in...!

 

[dynamoblade]

Ya mum's bedroom.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I was only saying to Buzz Aldrin the other day, 'if only people knew what we did in the lunar module'.

 

[Foxy]

Too many to recall, I've also fixed and got the server back up and running from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Jehovah]

I was guaranteed to shag a 23 year old Swedish supermodel and blew it because I was busy checking if we'd signed dan burn.

 

[Bert]

In the days before the internet Bert once went to the top floor of the Hotel Nacional in Havana, he climbed out of a window onto the roof so that he could get a signal on his short wave radio to get the football results.

 

[ryza]

Whilst gruelling through a hellish 10 hour connection at new Dehli airport in India. What a shit hole..christ
The carpet was reminiscent of a wetherspoons carpet.
Got dodgy looks off the security, the smoking area looked liked the cage off a Hell in a cell match.

There's a lighter ban in the airport so the only thing that could light your fag was a little metal box that had a car lighter coming out of it.

The scene of 20 odd Indian blokes standing around this little box waiting their turn was hilarious to be honest.
All I had there to entertain me was the endless scrolling through social media, s24su, smoking unnecessary amounts of cigarettes and spotify playlists.

 

[DaleHillBlade]

Level 43 Sky Bar, Dubai. While trying to decide whether I could put the beer on company credit card.

 

[Danetheblade]

Sat with a bowl of cheesy nachos, in the bulldog palace in Amsterdam. Living the dream. Pot. Nachos. This forum.. that's the life.